Cid: *to Tseng* One universe, nine planets and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Elena: Hey, that’s not very nice-
Reno: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine.
Cid: *forgetting about Tseng* VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!
Elena: What are you reading boss?
Rufus: A book about everything I love.
Elena: That’s just a photo album of Tseng.
Rufus: What a coincidence.
Tseng: Ok everyone, if Aerith is crying what do we do?
Elena: Cry with her.
Shotgun: Bring her hot cocoa.
Reno: The person who did it would fall from several miles in the air
Cissnei: Yeah, Reno's one.
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Reno: I came here ‘cause I thought you said there was going to be violence.
Elena: I said there were going to be violins. I should’ve known you’d misheard when you insisted on accompanying me to the orchestra.
Elena: So, what do you think?
Cissnei: I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Reno.
Elena: He’s not even here.
Elena: Will Reno be okay?
Tseng: He won't be when I find him.
Reno: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Elena: Oh Hades, really?!
Reno: Well it’s a guesstimate based on the choices I’ve made.
Reno: *whispering* I think Rude mad at me.
Elena: What makes you say that?
Reno: Watch...
Reno: *addresses Rude* Babe?
Rude: Fellow associate.
Tseng: Why did you get here so late?
Rude: Well…
Reno: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck.
Elena: Only to find out neither of us had pressed the button.
Tseng: I feel that I'm missing something...
Elena: *appears*
Tseng: *grabbing Elena* There she is.
Reno: *calling Rude* Rude? Can you please come get me?
Rude: Why? What happened?
Reno: Elena is passive aggressively doing the dishes she told me to do six hours ago.
*loud noises from the kitchen*
Reno: This place isn’t safe anymore.
Reno: What are you doing?
Elena: Medic said I need to drink more fluids, so I’m waiting for this ice cream to melt.
Elena: *humming* I was a girl in the village doing alright, then I became a Turk over night.
Elena: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…
Tseng: Eyeliner.
Reno: Ball gowns.
Rude: Battle armour.
Shotgun: The blood of your enemies.
Cissnei: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.
Veld: Glasses.
Elena: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.
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Reno: *holding up a pill bottle* Yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others.
Elena: Ohhh--
Reno: You have to say AND, not or .
Elena: *typing on her phone* AND others, gotcha.
Tseng: RENO--
Tseng: Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Elena: Because of the costumes?
Tseng: Because you can trespass on strangers' property and make non-negotiable demands.