Zack Fair is like little black dress...

Cloud: *shyly* Are you uncomfortable?

Zack: *also shyly* I'm not uncomfortable, are you?

Cloud: *blushing* No.

Kunsel:

Kunsel: I'm uncomfortable.

Cloud: Zack, would you do me a favor?

Zack: I died and came back to life for you. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you, Sunshine. So... what do you need?

Cloud: *blushing to the tip of his ears while tearing up*: I... forgot.

Cloud: Zack’s so annoying. He’s always asking me how I am, if I’ve eaten, offering me water. I'm not a child.

Kunsel: You mean he cares about you?

Cloud: … Is that what this is?

Cissnei: Aww he's so cute!

Zack: Thanks, he's a rescue.

Cloud: Stop calling me that.

Zack: *bleeding heavily* There's a light... at the end of the tunnel...

Cloud: That's hellfire TURN AROUND-

Tifa: Have you ever had an argument with Zack?

Cloud: We never argue. He calls me Sunshine and I shut up.

Cloud: *out in the field making deliveries*

Cloud: *texting with Zack* Love, I'm working I can't talk

Zack: Sunshine, please I have a shadow

Cloud: What?

Zack: *sends several pictures of Denzel stalking him in the background*

Cloud: Oh he's revisiting his clingy era

Zack: I haven't known peace for the last two days please come home

Zack: *sends pictures of Marlene joining Denzel in stalking him*

Cloud: Adorable

Zack: NO PEACE

Zack: Futurehusbandssaywhat!

Cloud: What?

Zack: I accept your proposal.

Cloud: *grabbing Zack's hand* Doomed by OUR narrative.

Cissnei: Roche says Cloud likes..pretty guys.

Zack:

Zack: Are you trying to tell me I'm not a pretty guy?

Tifa: Why is Zack screaming like a madman?

Cloud: He asked if I wanted to cuddle, and I said, ‘No, it's the middle of the day’…

Tifa: …oh.

Zack: *screaming louder*

Cloud: Zack fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. He's so cute, I wish he liked me.

Kunsel: *looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

Zack: I’m in love with you.

Cloud: *scoffing* Yeah, how many others have you said that to?

Zack: Everyone.

Cloud: …What?

Zack: I told everyone I’m in love with you.

Cloud: *smiles*

Zack: *putting on sunglasses* I didn’t know Earth had two suns.

Biggs: Where’s Zack?

Cloud: *sighing* He went to go fight everyone who has hurt me.

Tifa: Oh no, who first?

Cloud: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

Yuffie: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Aerith: *cuddling with Tifa* You shouldn’t think that way.

Barret: *holding hand with Vincent* Yes, what makes you say that?

Cloud: *sitting on Zack’s lap* Completely untrue.

Cid: *with Shera arm in arm* Just like they say.

Yuffie: Wow. I have leveled up to nineth wheel. I am truly powerful.

Cloud: I don’t get jealous.

Somebody: *to Zack after he came back* Hello.

Cloud:

Cloud: Who the fuck is that!?