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Been stressed? I know I have. Have a couple of little guys doing a wardrobe swap! ❤️

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

Source: https://myfigurecollection.net/item/2502445

https://myfigurecollection.net/item/2546213

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

I found the original

world heritage post

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

I love it when folks tag their friends by name when reblogging my posts, not just because of the gesture, but because the names involved are always something like "emilymoonglow", "theothersteve", and "dickmangler9000". It's seemingly always the third one, too!

(Also, I will point out that I explicitly checked that none of those three examples currently exist as real Tumblr users before I made this post, so if any of them subsequently show up, someone is doing a bit.)

FUCK the bit is ruined pack it up boys

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

THIS!!! REBLOG IT EVERYONE, IT COULD SAVE LIFES ☝️☝️☝️☝️

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

This is amazing

someone post the archlute

This one?

Subcontrabass C ocarina