Today my manager (who is amazing), said, “Melissa, you have been CRUSHING it lately,” and then she leaned closer and asked, jokingly, “have you found a cure for ADHD?”
HAHA, no, I thought she was mad at me so I was trying extra hard to do so much work that she’d be forced to loved me again.
So like. The opposite of a cure.
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
In which my dogs destroy my yard beneath the glowing northern lights.
confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
Looking back, Nobody found this funny.
I keep trying to come up with a pun in response to this but nothing is going to beat "Looking back, Nobody found this funny". Nothing is even going to touch that. All I can do is stand here and admire it.
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
I had a nightmare, fever-induced. I’ve been sick for a few days. I woke up in a panic thinking a prophet had visited me in my dream and informed me that if I didn’t write the book he was about to inspire me with, I would die. As soon as I woke up, I wrote a panic-filled note in my phone with the details so I wouldn’t forget. That was four hours ago and I can’t remember what’s in the note.
But I’m about to go and look. Pray for me.
Oh god. I’m back. This is the note (complete with Taylor Swift reference):
Three for one Special on tow trucks
Not. Yet not yet not this one. She has things to do.
- [ ] Is it better or worse for a hypochondriac to be best friends with a microbiologist
- [ ] I was meant to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me
I was supposed to die of the plague but a time travelling microbiologist came back to save me
Not yet not yet not this one. She’s still got things to do.
They checked the calendar. The 13th.
It’s all just a miscommunication. about Parmesan.
- [ ] Locksley and tumbleweed were waiting the rain
For me
The one with The dreaming boy. The drums. The muses in crayons.
You know when you leave a really long comment on a fic? Something that makes you go 'oh man if only I could bring this energy to my regular deadlines', but you just gotta tell someone how awesome their work is? What if we had a whole day celebrating that?
What is this event? Comment Day is a celebration of leaving comments on beloved fic, both to tell the author what their work means to you, and to appreciate reflecting on the parts of a work you enjoy! We all pick a fic (or maybe several fics, if you wanna go hard) that is our favourite, and work on a really detailed, fun, personalized comment, and on Comment Day we all go out and leave someone a comment that will make their day.
This blog will have tips and tricks about crafting a good comment, polls and graphics collecting stats for the event and a general celebration about how fun leaving comments can be. You don't normally get to tell the creator how awesome their work is with things like books or movies, we get to do that with fic, and isn't that fantastic?
Date: 15 September, 2024, whatever time zone that takes place in for you.
Types of Comments: TBA
I hate when you have a brilliant idea and you send it to a friend and they don’t respond right away and you’re like, vibrating waiting for validation and they take too long so you send it to another friend and they don’t instantly respond so it just snowballs until you have sent your brilliant idea to EVERYONE YOU KNOW and still no one responds and you have no choice but to go pour your anxious energy into a Tumblr post about it but then the people start responding and suddenly you have everyone you know wanting to talk about your GENIUS idea and you’re feeling overwhelmed and overstimulated and you can’t manage so many threads about the same goddamned idea but you brought this on yourself because you are impatient and in need of constant validation and it was a brilliant idea goddamn it—
I’m still at the anxiously awaiting response part, but I know the overwhelm is coming.
It's fanfiction writer appreciation day, and I appreciate you! You are amazing. Thank you for all of the amazing Winterhawk.
🧡🧡🧡🧡 thank you, you’re so sweet, I need to write something, it’s been so long.
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward
I dunno, Suspiciously Beautiful Horse In The Mist That's Definitely Going To Drown And Eat Me, if this heatwave continues I just might take you up on it.
One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall
"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.
Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.
Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs
To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.
Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.
The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom. Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands. Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below
Daffy would just be crawling out of the volcano, feathers completely gone and he’s brunt to a crisp while Bugs is eating a carrot and just says:
“Got a good tan, doc?” “YOU’RE DESPICABLE!”
More medieval dyes for y'all!
People in the past liked having colorful clothes, too! And the cost of (local) dye was pretty low compared to the labor required to spin fiber into thread, let alone all the other steps in making clothes.
I'm an absolute slut for 40s Stucky
My boiissssss
“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“
WRONG QUESTION!
WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?
she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”
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