lisasbasket reblogged
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everyone always quotes the “shadow the hedgehog’s a bitchass motherfucker” scene from real time fandub of sa2 but my personal favorite moments from it have to be:
- “i’m gonna kill all of you! i’m bustin’ out now!” said in sonic’s enthusiastic voice
- “ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE-”
- “as long as i get my weed i don’t really care” “i don’t have a character motive”
- “i’m here to show what nintend can do….and what ZA WARUDON’T!” “that doesn’t even make any sense”
- “maria.” (explosions)
- “WHY IS SONIC ON THE VILLAIN’S LINE”
- “i’m not sure what this says i can only read basic english”
- “WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”
- “WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” “fucking your wife again…and peeing in a hot topic. because, you know, what else do ya do on a saturday night?”
- “I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”
- “he’s faster than sonic! he’s faster than sonic! what?”
- “can you guys stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist”
- “sonic i found this light used copy of sims 4″ “what?! that’s the least best sims game!”
- “it’s made of wood and paint” “it’s actually a really low res jpeg”
- “since i’m literally five can you explain to me how you fuck crops?”
- “PUT THE PISS ROCK IN THE NUCLEAR REACTOR”
- “knuckles…..here’s your bitch back…..” “THANKS, JESUS” “one bitch, fresh off the presses”
- “Hey! Give that! That looks very scrumptious!” …… “No.”
- “I’m going to-AAAGH MY BONES! AUGH, I knew I should’ve- [VIOLENT COUGHING]”
- “I’m taking EVERYTHING from you, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE”
- “I can’t believe you did this, this is all your fault” “I cAN’T BELIEVE YOUR TITS ARE ONE POLYGON!”
- “I miss my wife, Tails..”
- “Whoop! Here I go-I CAN FLY??”
- “WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT SHADOW’S DICK??!?”
- “Please?! What if I say pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae?”
- “Diamonds aren’t green, dick-nips.”
- “I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!”
- “Sonic, I’ve had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I’m taking your life… And the Chaos Emeralds!”
- “Honeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!” (You know what? Everything the president said was a gem.)
- “Unlocking secret account in 5… 4… 3… 2— *buzzer* I’m fucking PISSED OFF! IT DIDN’T UNLOCK!”
- “Goin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! *jumps down*” *A bunch of nerds laughing*
- *Alfred sees Prison Island explode for the first time* OH, MY GOD! I DIDN’T KNOW! *someone laughs* Oh, my God. I didn’t KNOW.”
- “WHAT?! What?! Wh—Why is NASA there?!”
- “You’re not my DAD, don’t fucking tell me what to DO!”
- “There was penetration, Sonic.” *laughter in the background*
- 🎶There goes Hawaii. There there there goes Hawaii. There goes Hawaii. Oh, the island is gone. There goes Hawaii—🎶 *wave hits the screen and the camera transitions to white as a feedback rings for a few seconds*
- “Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like PUMPKIN HILL. *sings along to ‘A Ghost’s Pumkin Soup’*”
- “And my social security is 69.” *Everyone laughs, followed by a single “Nice.”*
- “WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING? I’M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING. *Eggman noises* YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then *Eggman grunt* pull it out again, and then I look at you and I’m like *deeper Eggman grunt*.”
- “Alright, everybody, I’m gonna bounce. I’m gonna go to Chipotle, I’ll see you all later. Uh, if—” “*drunkenly* BRING ME BACK A BURRITO.” “Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.” “*in the distance* SONIIIIiiiiic!”
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