I found this meme in an antique store

Just two perfectly respectable entrepreneurs…

I finally figured something out btw

You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”

And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?

“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”

Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled

This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖

Took a quick scroll through the notes and noticed a few people saying OP is overthinking this. No, I'm quite sure OP's right to say he picked it up from Alastor. Why? Lucifer's expressions when Alastor says "fuck you" to him, as well as Lucifer's swearing habits.

It's subtle and it's brief, but Lucifer took a second, however brief, to realize Alastor was insulting him. In fact, he looks like he's surprised but trying to save face in the middle frame. This set of frames looks like he's going from irritated to surprised to upset, all while trying to look intimidating to save face (because he is prideful and Charlie's right there). This could be because he's not used to being insulted, or because he's never heard "fuck you" as an insult before (and considering his expression before he fully registers what Alastor means, I wouldn't be surprised if his mind went to fuck as in sex). Lucifer doesn't even use fuck until he says "I am going to FUCK YOU!" to Adam. He's not above using stronger swears because Mimzy cuts him off before he calls Alastor a "tacky piece of shit" (and it is worth noting that shit doesn't have the same contextual variety that fuck does, so he wouldn't be as likely to mess up using shit to insult someone) but he generally doesn't use stronger swears.

Like up to that point the only time he swore was saying bitch. I would not be surprised if he doesn't know specific contexts on the word fuck and when you're using fuck to insult or threaten someone it's important to know the context, and if Lucifer picked up "fuck you" from Alastor he wouldn't know any context other than "this guy used fuck you to insult me" and therefore wouldn't know any other ways of using it. Contextually, yeah, it makes more sense for him to have picked up "fuck you" from Alastor than for him to have not picked it up from Alastor.

me omw to make the sappiest most tooth-rotting fluff for the most toxic villain ship on earth (for staticmoth week day 4 - stargazing)

Better Wyrn reference sheet.

If I had a dime for every time I simped for a pansexual who's an alcoholic and needs therapy, I would have two witch isn't a lot but weird that it happen twice

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 💚💚💚