strawberry bitch🍓

Margarita Karapanou, tr. by Karen Emmerich, from Rien ne va plus

when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this

obsessed w this ("Dostoevsky as lover", Henrik Karlsson)

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[image description: a photo of a sunny side up egg on a bare shin /end ID]

the worst part about a migraine is that it is BORING

This is the best idea I've ever heard in my life.

No mantis here, just mahogany bark

(but yes, there is a mantis, Gonatista grisea 🤎)

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

my mom spent months wondering why quitting smoking seems to have made her less healthy only to learn that she may have had scurvy

mom at least eats vegetables even if it turned out they're all low in vitamin c, so i was trying to figure out why her husband doesn't have scurvy, and it's because he loves welch's fruit snacks

One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me

No man left behind

Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic

Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected

this is kind of changing my life as we speak

[ID: A angry-looking cartoon dog pulling against its leash, which is attached to a pole. Another dog is happy with its own leash in its mouth approaching the angry dog. Above the happy dog reads "i will come and stay with you, my friend." end ID]

this art is by Jaakko Pallasvuo!

this is the original:

delete your stupid ass caption from the pretty picture

image ids are actually for users who use screen readers, usually because of visual impairments! Image ids can be embedded into a picture as alt text but you can only do so if you’re the original poster, which is why people add them in reblogs.

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.