strawberry bitch🍓

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

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genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.

we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.

i feel genuinely insane for getting annoyed whenever people just cough into their hands and touch shit or directly cough into the air but it’s like. that’s bad. right. that is rude. that is not something you should be doing. above the age of three. can we acknowledge this. Hello

Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.

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this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes

we need to start hounding people into wearing masks again. why aren’t you wearing a mask on public transit? why aren’t you wearing a mask in the crowded grocery store? why aren’t you wearing a mask in the literal hospital? if you’re half as progressive as you claim to be you’d require masks at your busy events. you’re not a progressive if you’re leaving out the immunocompromised. plus covid can still fuck you up even if you’re perfectly healthy and had your vaccines. wouldn’t you rather be unnecessarily cautious than risk getting yourself or someone else sick? put your mask back on in the crowded mall. coward

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absolutely hate that you can't just click on the middle reblog in a chain and find that post on the poster's blog anymore. Like what if i want to ignore the last 2 unfunny posts on an otherwise good reblog chain. I'm not gonna scroll 3 years back on some random person's blog to find it smh

fucken h8 fathers day ads “take your dad to home depot” my dad doesnt LIKE home depot🤬🤬🤬 he likes cds that he already has

“imagine your otp”

i do. always. in literally every scenario.

If someone could tell me how to stop occasionally it would help. A girl has shit to do.

oh you’re insufferable? *suffers you easily and gladly*

My relationship with my family basically just boils down to this tbh

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the 4 panel angry wojak meme. in the first panel, a calm wojak labeled "parents" says "Respect needs to be earned."

in the second panel, a simple line drawing person labeled "me :3" says "Okay. Earn it then"

the third panel shows "parents" wojak's calm face.

the fourth panel shows "parents" wojak now with angry eyebrows.

the masculine urge to let my hair grow out vs the feminine urge to chop it off as soon as it gets past my shoulders.

never have i ever seen a better description of my sexuality