THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

My artistic rendition:

Children these days don't recognize their parents.

I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.

i cant

Transcript:

So I been seeing a few comments like this in my video:

[Text box with a user comment stating "Aren't White Cats Deaf?"].

And I will just show you that just because she is a white cat does not mean she is deaf. She's just tired of my shit.

Peep this, ahem.

Man in video clicks to get cats attention, and does it one or two times, positioning in different areas of the room.

See? Not Deaf.

But Watch This:

[Lyrics by Eminem, from Rap God]

Uh, Summa-Lumma, Dooma-lumma/You assumin' I'm a human/what I gotta do to get it through to you/I'm Superhuman Innovative and made of-

See she's just sick of my shit!!

willkommen zu 1 witz

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

For all the single people thinking of getting married, here are the pros and cons:

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

holy fucking shit

Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass

oh my god

What the fuck human anatomy

Doc: “Where does it hurt?”

Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:

world heritage post

im going to post old cat images now

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)

the OG memes

This post is missing Keyboard Cat!!!

War.

Pacific Rim

Look at him just having the funniest of times.

Wheeee!!!! Yippee!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

#cleaning it italian style

Al Dildè

@taratard

Nem ő volt

*inhales*

*gently sets phone on counter*

*walks away*

comes back with a sledgehammer*

*breaks phone*

I, on the other hand, immediately hit the reblog button.