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@linneac / linneac.tumblr.com

What's up? I'm Kiki! I'm an aroace who loves nature, but this blog is mostly silly stuff. Please note that there may be 18+ content on here from time to time. No porn or anything, but there may be jokes and references that minors should avoid.
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luigicat117

I couldn't have said it better myself.

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aqueous2

As a 30 year old man who escaped the Alt-right pipeline, you're not going to be happy about the answer.

All I hear from leftists is how much they hate me for my immutable traits, how much they blame me for everything wrong with the world, how much they want me and everyone who looks like me dead.

Whereas Alt-right types would call me "brother" and welcome me into their ranks so long as I hated the right ways.

Do you understand the difference?

I'm an ally and support equality because I feel it's the morally correct choice to make, but holy fuck is it difficult to reconcile that with the fact that means fighting for a lot of people who see you as the scum of the earth.

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moniquill

Read this and then read it again and then read some fucking bell hooks because this is a legitimate problem on the left.

"To create loving men, we must love males. Loving maleness is different from praising and rewarding males for living up to sexist-defined notions of male identity. Caring about men because of what they do for us is not the same as loving males for simply being." - bell hooks, The Will to Change https://bellhooksbooks.com/product/the-will-to-change/

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renaithri

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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I actually like being a social worker. What I hate is the bullshit rules for our county that were decided by people who haven't been in the field for over a decade. Productivity requirements state I need a certain amount of billable time. What counts as billable time changed, so driving and writing notes don't count anymore. It's like they expect us to teleport.

Also, the pay sucks.

But, hey, in this job market, I'm just glad to be employed.

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I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

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thepioden

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

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Cool that we're now at an age where we're just using the Hitachi wand for its outwardly stated purpose

Giggling at each other and going "Hehehe... grab the wand ;)" and then just spending half an hour working out all the knots in each other's backs and immediately falling asleep. Heavenly. I no longer know why anyone uses this thing for anything else

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you're gonna see a lot of jokers today saying stuff like 'make sure you vote for biden!' and i just want to remind everyone that this is no time for jokes. we need to work together to get hillary in no matter what.

This is how Bernie can still win

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tsukinoinaba
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pissvortex

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

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fleshengine

Fucking killed him.

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