Les Link
[Sung to the tune of "What Have I Done?" from Les Miserables.]
What have I done? Sweet Hylia, what have I done? Become a kingdomless knight Who kills bokoblins for fun? Have I broken my torch My club, my spear, sword and branch, So nothing remains but this woodcutter's axe?! This old, clunky axe that nobody fears I hear them laugh with my long Hylian ears!