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Significant Sluggles

A sequel to the 3-sentence fic "Snissing and Sluddles" - both fics co-authored by @newtsnaturethings - who still has the absolute best ideas and the scoop on slugs. 😄 (If you want to read this fic, I recommend reading "Snissing and Sluddles" first so you know what in Hyrule's going on here!).

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When Zelda manages to tear her gaze from Link’s mating-slug-laden shovel to look at his face, her expression shifts from an excited grin and glittering eyes borne of all-things-nature-enthusiasm to raised-eyebrows and mouth-oh of empathetic shock (very nearly reflecting Link’s expression, though his surprised-mouth makes more of an ‘ah’ than an ‘oh’).

“Don’t panic!” Zelda shouts.

“SHHHHHHHHH!” Link hisses.  “You’ll disturb them!”  If he was a slug about to mate with his slugnificant other, he would be so mad if someone disturbed them.  It’d be so rude!

At least he isn’t freaking out.  Much.

YESSSSSSSS 😂😂 Love that this has a sequel. So cute and the puns are so flipping funny 😄

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at all the cuties!!!!!! 😍

Thank you so much, Newt, I LOVE it!!!!!

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Significant Sluggles

A sequel to the 3-sentence fic "Snissing and Sluddles" - both fics co-authored by @newtsnaturethings - who still has the absolute best ideas and the scoop on slugs. 😄 (If you want to read this fic, I recommend reading "Snissing and Sluddles" first so you know what in Hyrule's going on here!).

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When Zelda manages to tear her gaze from Link’s mating-slug-laden shovel to look at his face, her expression shifts from an excited grin and glittering eyes borne of all-things-nature-enthusiasm to raised-eyebrows and mouth-oh of empathetic shock (very nearly reflecting Link’s expression, though his surprised-mouth makes more of an ‘ah’ than an ‘oh’).

“Don’t panic!” Zelda shouts.

“SHHHHHHHHH!” Link hisses.  “You’ll disturb them!”  If he was a slug about to mate with his slugnificant other, he would be so mad if someone disturbed them.  It’d be so rude!

At least he isn’t freaking out.  Much.

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Congrats on the milestone woooooot!!!

Since they’ve been on the mind, mayhaps “slugs” as a prompt

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This one's co-authored by @newtsnaturethings, because who has the best ideas about slugs? NEWT does, that's who! 🤩 This is also directly inspired by this adorable art by Newt.

Snissing and Sluddles

At the sight of two large, yellow, crescent-shaped objects in the grass, Link leaps to attention, weapon ready to defend against any nearby Yiga, but he waits… and waits… and waits… and nothing happens—so he takes another peek at the ground, noting the glistening, moist-looking surfaces, and even though they’re tapered at the ends like bananas, they’re not quite the right shape or texture; perhaps they’re a day-old cinnamon roll sadly left to the elements, condensation and yesterday’s drizzle having stripped it of most of the glaze (there’s still some right in the middle) and cinnamon (there might be a little bit of that in the seam between the two parts), the dough itself bloated with moisture, and this bothers Link—who but an absolutely terrible person would waste such a delicious baked treat?

OMG 😂😂😂 MOAR SLUGSSSSS

This is incredible. The slug puns are absolutely SSS-tier. A tale as old as slime, if you will.

And I can totally see this goofy exchange between Link and Zelda 🥰. And I hope they get that sluggle

Reblogging BECAUSE... a sequel is approaching 😏

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