[Sing to the tune of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables. Warning: foul language.]
There was a time when I was mean They had gossiped too much And their words got to me I yelled at Zelda on a bridge Link looked at me sidelong And since I am confessing... I was a dick.
Then it all went wrong...
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In this installment of Les Misérables de la Nature, Link is still running around the great plateau because he hasn't completed all the tasks set for him by the old man. The people of Hyrule know something's up...
Sing to the tune of "At the End of the Day" from Les Misérables. Warning for some foul language.
THE PEOPLE OF HYRULE: At the end of a century Hyrule's gone colder With bokoblins and moblins a walk from your door With the ruins from a war And there's never a safe road to travel We're all stuck standing about blaming the four Champions, princess, and hero.
At the end of a century much is forgotten But we're moping and griping and like to complain And the castle's gone all black And we hear these little trees laughing And the eyes lit up on the shrines, they freak us out ...Not our problem, let's leave it.
In this installment of Les Misérables de la Nature, Link has just massively pissed Zelda off by screwing around finding Korok seeds and creating an unprecedented roadkill problem in Hyrule with the Master Cycle Zero instead of heading to the castle to fight Ganon. ::cue music::
Sing to the tune of "A Heart Full of Love" from Les Mis. This is very mildly spicy. A Very Special thanks to @michpat6 for the words "a dropkick of love" which spawned this!
ZELDA: A dropkick of love A dropkick of you I'm going to launch you with my shoe And on your ass, I'm using stasis so I'll blast You to the Moon! You'll be in
Orbit soon...
A Les Mis + Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild parody. I hope to replace the lyrics in every song in Les Mis with words sung by characters from BotW.
Cast (so far): Link = Jean Valjean (probably will switch to Marius at some point), Zelda = Cosette, Rhoam = Fantine (😂). I think some others will line up like this: Mipha = Eponine, Purah = Madame Thénardier, Robbie = Thénardier, Ganon = Javert. Others? Dunno yet! Just doing this for fun.
Les Link ("What Have I Done?" - "What Have I Done?")
At the End of a Century ("At the End of the Day")
Les Rhoam ("I Dreamed a Dream" - "I Fucked Things Up")
Les Zelda Luminescente ("Castle on a Cloud" - "Castle's Topmost Room")
A Dropkick of Love ("A Heart Full of Love")
[Warning for foul language (censored). Sing to the tune of "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Miserables. Lyrics below the cut. Also for the Zelink Community's music prompt.]
[Sing to the tune of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables. Warning: foul language.]
There was a time when I was mean They had gossiped too much And their words got to me I yelled at Zelda on a bridge Link looked at me sidelong And since I am confessing... I was a dick.
Then it all went wrong...
[Sung to the tune of "What Have I Done?" from Les Miserables.]
What have I done? Sweet Hylia, what have I done? Become a kingdomless knight Who kills bokoblins for fun? Have I broken my torch My club, my spear, sword and branch, So nothing remains but this woodcutter's axe?! This old, clunky axe that nobody fears I hear them laugh with my long Hylian ears!
