A Dropkick of Love
In this installment of Les Misérables de la Nature, Link has just massively pissed Zelda off by screwing around finding Korok seeds and creating an unprecedented roadkill problem in Hyrule with the Master Cycle Zero instead of heading to the castle to fight Ganon. ::cue music::
Sing to the tune of "A Heart Full of Love" from Les Mis. This is very mildly spicy. A Very Special thanks to @michpat6 for the words "a dropkick of love" which spawned this!
ZELDA: A dropkick of love A dropkick of you I'm going to launch you with my shoe And on your ass, I'm using stasis so I'll blast You to the Moon! You'll be in
Orbit soon...