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Y’all better fucking appreciate this it took me 5 hours to do the bricks alone

OH SHOOT ITS A PAINTING NOT A TEXTURE PACK

man victorian slang was fucking lethal

literally how was anyone expected to say something like this with a straight face

*lying on my velvet chaise lounge in my robe and slippers* sorry old chap, but i won’t be able to make it out tonight. i’m afraid i’ve got the morbs.

My favourite sentence is “bitch the pot, I’ve got the morbs” which means “pour me some tea, I’m depressed”

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

I just had a fucking stroke

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

Korean, brother, you are now mexican.

For those wondering what they’re chanting. 

fucker should start drinking them all.

God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:

Someone find this dude.

Rob that fucker of every bottle

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

Adding this.  Because it made me very very happy.

More updates.

Missing from this is that an antifascist in Germany doxxed his ass and found the location of the storage unit. Which set the ball rolling for public ridicule and this dork surrendering his stash as part of the AG investigation. 

I love a happy ending.

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

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“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

impeachy the conservative clown

I predicted the future

you fucking did it

the clown

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

Me blockin all the stupidass TERFs trying to argue with the other 88k people on this post

Republicans are really so fucking dumb.

They're 50% dumb and 50% fully aware of what they're doing and acting in bad faith

Were any of us denying that Michelle is a top

so back in high school i was in the class for “troubled kids” and there were like maybe 7 kids in there. there was one punk kid in it and i remember when i got my first denim vest he got excited and just ripped a patch off of his and was like “here is something to add to it” and i always thought it was so sweet and wholesome

and now years later we were just talking and he was like “i’ve always had a thing for you” like goddamn… where was i for this??? why didn’t you tell me??? hello????

THATS NOT JUST BEING NICE??????????????????

it’s the punk version of giving flowers my dude

im here for these two pika boyfriends

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

Reblog if your happy for these

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…

Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.

(Source: 1•2•3)

Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry