dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it
i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing
thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere
you can exchange those for bonuses and points
at the spider store yeah
saw this thumbnail at the edge of my vision while watching a different youtube video and for one single, glorious moment, i thought it was philomena cunk inexplicably chosen as the spokesperson for the american affordable care act, ready to talk me through open enrollment and finding a plan that works for me, and obviously that makes zero sense for a wide variety of reasons, but that one solitary second where it did appear to be the case—it's gonna stick with me, i think.
the mutuals would love that
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain
a man has just jamped off the entire state building .
people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...
to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.
day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring
that's okay. you dont need to do that actually
love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged
i don't care if monday's bleak
tuesday matches wednesday's freak
thursday mispronouncing steak
it's friday, i'm in love
Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down
Stop reblogging this
me and who
so I'm beginning to gather the posts I've seen about mouthwashing are not, in fact, about mouthwash
she touch my yippee till i yay
He's literally me fr
How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is
why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...
∴ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ⍑╎ᒲ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ…. リ𝙹, リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ⎓ᔑリᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹⚍リᓵᒷᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ᒷリ
kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny
mayb im problematic for this but the thought of it happening again is kind of hilarious to me. imagine if it happened like. every year
we should build another whitehouse across the street from the one we already have and make republicans and democrats play tf2 irl
