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oops oh my

dang it

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smallmight

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

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baldstille
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hauntbaby

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

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stand-up-gifs

Just for reference, sliced bread was invented in 1928. - (x)

Here’s better perspective for this…

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phdna

Please notice Bucky took pre-serum Steve to that shit. Just… think about that for a moment.

Remember this post whenever you feel tempted to take the Bucky Barnes Is Overprotective joke seriously. He’s not. That’s probably what made Steve get along with him in first place.

Honestly, Bucky’s complete confidence that Steve wouldn’t drop from a heart attack is funny, alarming and utterly sweet all at once

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moonsofavalon

Just imagine how pretty Bucky had to smile to get out of trouble when he dragged a nauseated, bruised, half-dead Steve back to face the righteous fury of Sarah Rogers…

(And personally, I believe that Bucky is not so much protective, as he is territorial. Steve’s not weak, but lay a hand on him and you’ll learn just how strong they both are)

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thebestpersonherelovesbucky

i think this is my favorite post on this entire site. bless.

cleo4u2

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GIF OF BUCKY THROWING STEVE THROUGH A WINDOW?! Oh, there it is.

GIF by darksnowflakes

That’s love.

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gallusrostromegalus

An Incomplete List of the Animals my Grandpa brought home over the course of his 67-year marriage to Gandma:

  • Annabell, a solid white and completely deaf pit bull that used to let mom draw on her belly
  • The World’s Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out to be the cuddiest teddy bear of an animal
  • Cocker spaniel named “Captain”
  • Stupid, the Cat
  • Litter of baby raccoons
  • Three more cats
  • A completely bald and extremely anxious canary that sang beautifully, but only at 4 AM
  • Baby Squirrel that grew up in the house and then refused to move out
  • A Genuine Thoroughbred Racehorse who was a spectacular athelete but had a habit of running races in the wrong direction.  Benny turned out to be a terrific trail horse instead.
  • Turtle
  • Snapping Turtle
  • A bucket full of 43 goldfish left over from the fair.  Mom counted once they were all in the bathtub in the backyard with the snapping turtle.
  • Another cocker spaniel named “Major”, who had the tremendous talent of eating green beans silently
  • Red-tailed hawk he found on the highway, and sucessfully nursed back to health and released.
  • Dummy, Son of Stupid
  • Strange, the dog that lived under the porch and only came into the house at night.
  • An “abandoned” baby deer.
  • Spooky, an alleged dog.  
  • Joey the parakeet whose tricks were  1. drinking tea out of a tiny cup 2. threatening to peck out people’s eyes 3. wearing hats
  • A Really Big Toad he found behind the factory, because the other auto workers were discussing using it for target practice.  Mr. Grumpity was guardian of the rosebed for several years and granny’s (his mother) favorite animal he ever brought home.
  • Gretchen, a St. Bernard that had to be shaved from her prior owner’s neglect, and spent a week hiding from sight with such success in the house that they thought she’d run away.
  • Arson, Burglary and Murder, three frankly adorable little kittens.  They did not change the names, much to the regret of the cop who lived three doors down.
  • Yet another Cocker Spaniel, named “Colonel”
  • Cardinal (bird)
  • Canada Goose (Demon)
  • Once in the nursing home, he had a “pet” 12-point whitetail buck that would come to his window to be fed corn and get headskritches, inexplicably named “Florence”

The marriage only ended because thier time on earth did. He never kept an animal Grandma wouldn’t allow and if anything she was worse about it. She was the one who brought home a tarantula.

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orarewedancy

Y'all I got my wisdom teeth taken out, and the whole experience was terrifying and shady (that’s a different story) but like. The nurse asked if I wanted to keep them. My teeth. “We can put them in a little bag for you!” And I’m like, fuck dude, I just paid $1300 out of pocket for this, and I grew those. Sure. Sure I will keep my teeth.

So the procedure goes terribly, and as I’m leaving the nurse hands me a little baggie, and when I get home I look inside and it’s full of shattered, bloody teeth?? They didn’t even rinse them off?

And what’s more concerning, is I cleaned them off, and there is like….. 30% of two different teeth are missing? These are the kind of things I want the security of completion on, but??

??????????

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orarewedancy

So far what I’m learning from the replies on thi is most people don’t get asked if they wanna keep their teeth, so that’s making my very terrifying experience of being handed a bag of bloody human teeth a lot more singular

#tw blood
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babyanimalgifs

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

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callmebliss

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

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strangeracrossthestreet

CAT DAD IS BACK

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jackslenderman

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

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aquilacalvitium

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

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trishmishtree

update:

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