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My Family's Disappointment

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This year was truly salt serving
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evilwizard

“evilwizard did you turn pink to advertise the new wicked movie?” unfortunately no. my magic got infected after i ate some of those listeria-infected frozen waffles and now im on extra-strength arcane antibiotics

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42beanbag

love that there’s nothing magical about the waffles apparently. listeria can just to do that to magic apparently

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sophsun1

The Wizard of Oz (1939) dir. Victor Fleming

Apparently the Scarecrow has been to America at some point

Oz is overall very american for a fantasy world, having been written by an american.

For instance, the land of Oz has many powerful and intelligent women

but they'd rather put an incompetent, cowardly and quite clearly insane man who yells loudly and tries to scare people in charge

Also as a for instance

Most of the people of Oz are fucking morons

I’m going to ruin the Wizard of Oz for some folks…

yeah the wizard of oz is explicitly American, as the original book was written as a social commentary/allegory on the fight over whether the US monetary system should be based in the gold standard (yellow brick road) or the silver standard (silver slippers - changed to ruby for movie magic,) and every character, especially the wizard, are in fact thinly veiled representations of political figures involved in the fight.

so yeah, the scarecrow is absolutely talking about American politicians.

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fazedlight

And Wicked the musical modernizes it! For example, from Popular:

When I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf To think of Celebrated heads of state Or specially great communicators! Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!

I wonder if any politicians were called "The Great Communicator"? 🤔

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

This is why Batman has such longevity.

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beetledrink

no joke i really love discovering a fandom for some weird show or internet thing ive never heard of in my life and then promptly discovering that said random is batshit and full of the most vicious hateful infighting possible

especially when the media at hand is completely shallow nonsense projects by random nobodies and there are people on tumblr willing to kill and die for their headcanons this happens to me like twice a week

what if i told you with my hand on a stack of bibles that in the dark underbelly of tumblr there are people fighting to the death about these things’ sexualities

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moki-dokie

this is mind boggling levels of insane. if you've never done needlefelting you can't quite comprehend how fucking difficult it is to not only make things so precise at such a small scale but like, not get the fibers tangled into literally everything else they interact with. and then ANIMATING it??? bro this is witchcraft

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