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Andy Samberg
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James: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like her a little bit.
Sirius: You doodled your wedding invitation.
James: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Sirius: My mistake.
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someone: math isnt that hard
me, in a varsity jacket and cracking my knuckles: looks like we got a stupid nerd ass bitch here
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Dua Lipa photographed by Markus Pritzi
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Cole Sprouse for “Boys by Girls”
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the run and go // twenty one pilots
don’t wanna hand you all my troubles don’t wanna give you all my demons you will have to watch me struggle from several rooms away but tonight, i need you to stay
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Literally no one loves Harry Potter as much as Tom Felton. <3
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It’s been 14 years, and still not a day goes by that I don’t miss your dad.
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“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
for @pctrohclus <3
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making spirits bright
today’s fic: jily celebrity au
(or basically a sequel to the tinder au i wrote back in may)
lol remember when i had about 30 anons clamouring for a sequel to this and i was like ‘um no idk what it would even be about’? well ta-da. here’s a sequel. about nothing. idk man it’s just 2k of fluff.
wc: 2201
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“Did you know that we’ve apparently broken up?”
James barely looks up from where he’s sat on the floor, leaning against her legs as he goes head on against Sirius and they in a FIFA match. She finds it absolutely hysterical that he’s losing so badly when he himself is a world class football player.
“Charming,” he says distractedly, “Is that the Sun again?”
Lily flicks his ear. “No, the Sun said we eloped in Paris a few months ago and we’re awaiting the arrival of our firstborn with bated breath. Honestly James, keep up.”
“My bad,” he says dryly, “By the way, we’re naming our first child Elvendork.”
“I thought we agreed on Bathsheba?”
“Yeah, but Elvendork is unisex.”
“Good point.”
He throws down his controller in a huff when the game ends with him losing spectacularly. Remus comes in first place, and he snickers when he sees his ridiculous pout. Meanwhile Lily just pets him, accustomed to her boyfriend, the drama queen.
It’s only later, when he’s spread out on the couch, his head on her lap while the rest of them switch over to another game, does he ask, “Sorry, who was saying that we broke up?”
Lily glances down at him, still scrolling through her phone. “Oh, the Mirror. Marlene likes to tweet me articles that we’re mentioned in. Apparently the fact that I didn’t go to the last fundraiser with you but went out for milk on Saturday without makeup means that our relationship is on the rocks.”
“How dare you not wear makeup while doing menial everyday things. They’re right, this is the beginning of a downward spiral, Evans.”
He’s still in her lap, glasses askew and hair a complete mess, and she leans down to swipe a quick peck on the lips.
“Yeah, I’m a real embarrassment, you should break up with me.”
“you’ll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, potter. you don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. i can help you there.”