Hey Jake, you know how you said you always wanted to have a big family thanksgiving? I had five brothers, three sisters, four aunts and twelve cousins who spent every holiday together. I had the kind of family that you dream of. Huh... [long pause] Oh, are you done, that seemed like a really mean place to stop but you’re taking a long pause—
Jake & Amy’s Dads Get Drunk & Things Get Competitive (x)
Yes, I did and I regret it.
Okay, here goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are, I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should have written this down first. No no, it’s okay, go on. I love how much you pretend to like Die Hard. I like the second one… You don’t have to.Ok. Yeah. You’re kind, and you’re funny, and you’re the best person I know. And, the best detective. Also, for realz I love your butt. I love yours too. Gross.