Because when I think about I should have been hanging out with this girl the whole time. I mean first of all, she’s hilarious, she’s so funny; I feel like this summer, I have laughed harder than I have laughed in a really long time. And she’s smart. Way smarter than me. Y’know she can crack, like, top secret Russian codes and…y’know, she’s honestly unlike anyone I’ve ever even met before.

I can’t believe I’m gonna die in a secret Russian base with Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington.