Let me guess, you practiced that notebook flip? Well yes, obviously.
It’s just, making Nana Boyle’s meatball recipe got me thinking a lot about her.
LIYAH.5K AWARD PRIZES: captain holt + 🏳️🌈 — for @fjrewhisky, runner-up of the sirius black award for best harry potter
I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know how I’m still standing here? ‘Cause I do my job...and I do it right.
So, what I’m saying is, vanilla yogurt is good, but pair it with blueberry yogurt, and both of them taste even better! [-] I did not get it.
Come on, man. Just tell me who you are. I need to fill this thing out perfectly, so my boss will get off my back.
Hey Jake, you know how you said you always wanted to have a big family thanksgiving? I had five brothers, three sisters, four aunts and twelve cousins who spent every holiday together. I had the kind of family that you dream of. Huh... [long pause] Oh, are you done, that seemed like a really mean place to stop but you’re taking a long pause—
Jake & Amy’s Dads Get Drunk & Things Get Competitive (x)
Yes, I did and I regret it.
You thought I was just Holt’s lackey. And you thought I was just Jake’s girlfriend. Well, I’m my own person, capable of making my own decisions, and I decided to humiliate you both.
So, we can wrap it in silk, or for a more rustic feel, burlap. Oh! That’s neat. But… We want these nups to be toit. Excuse me?
MOODBOARD: jake peralta — for @followhertowonderland
I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber. I'm surprised you've read Othello. What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
STUFF I’VE WATCHED IN 2017: brooklyn nine-nine (1 of 2)
Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn.