i don’t know what i expected but i am not upset

a:tla southern raiders episode

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

And when I meet George Lucas, I’m ‘a compel him to include women in the sequel, WORK!✨

Ok so IF Gabriel Agreste is Papillion, I don’t want a post-reveal where everything is angst and existential crises. I want people to keep being akumatized just like normal and some days Adrien will just burst into his dad’s office like “WHY pére you KNEW there were finals today I don’t have time to save Paris while maintaining my grades” and Gabriel will just look at him and calmly say “Then give me your miraculous” and Adrien will groan stomp off to his room

#that time catwoman stomped captain kirk’s foot in front of mary poppins and gimli

“Ang Maganda at ang Halimaw”

late post of my Filipiniana version of Beauty and the Beast. yes, beast has Carabao (Philippine water buffalo) horns. 

star wars characters + greek deities

oh daniel..

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability] 

Soooooo i was listening to some Hamilton and started thinking about Fakir and then… this happened :o

stereotypical rich girl and smol child

Illuminati redhead and alien rock brunette

a nerd with glasses and a dork with a banjo

A dog and a flower (sometimes a bear is involved)

A guy who likes to dress like a bat and a pale sociopathic dude with green hair who try to kill eachother alot

His own shadow and some ice with clothes on esterix

AHAHAHAHAHAH

sad excuse for a pear x literally a pillow

or

may as well be satan x shithead who loves his barbies too much

Tol bird man gets hit by tol white guy, he hates him but can’t stay away from him.

Bird woman + lightning god = rotisserie chicken Bird woman + reluctant demon white guy with tats = save me

A fat Russian and a German Mad Scientist do the healz if you know what I mean.

A 20 year old dork with a 50+ year old sugar daddy that fucks dead bodies

Stereotypical southerner falls for 30 something year old male who plays with a unicorn OR Adult male who’s calls people bugs falls for southerner who’s inventions keep exploding.

Ex-mechanic broken stabman is utterly devoted to previously isolated dog-loving woman with a degree

Cocky douchebag and sweet cinnamon roll

an awkward nightguard and a 4,000 year old pharaoh

A grown man rides a bull and drinks a lot. Occasionally sets things on fire.

The jock and the cheerleader.

grumpy asshole marries the sun itself

shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

Osmosis