ahhh you're doing prompts? in which case… sakura, sasuke, and donuts :3
“i bet,” naruto declared, dropping his bottle of beer onto the table a little harder than was necessary if just to capture the attention of the other two men sitting with him, “you guys just do the same old position. missionary’s kinda boring, if you asked me.”
“who asked you?” sai asked, tilting his head.
“have you even had sex, you moronic buffoon?” sasuke scoffed, rolling his eyes and chugging back the remnants of his glass of whiskey. he signaled the bartender for a refill.
“I’M JUST SAYIN’,” naruto went on. “you look like the boring guy that only likes to be on top.”
“i actually prefer sakura on top,” sasuke cut in, smirking at the way naruto paused to give a disgusted look. sai, as usual, continued to smile at the wrong time.
“ANYWAY, i bet you just get on top, go in, get out, drop to your side of the bed and sleep.”
“hm,” sai stroked his pale chin. “uchiha looks kinda kinky, if you ask—”
“well nobody asked you,” naruto interrupted. “shut up if you’re not gonna back me up, sai, jeez.”
“last night,” sasuke said, sticking his finger onto his new glass of whiskey and stirring the amber liquid. “i came home a bit later than usual. sakura was already in the room. she was naked and she had donuts—
“what the fuck.”
“fascinating.”
“decorating her ni—”
“wait,” naruto lifted a hand up, “i’m not drunk enough for this, yet.”
