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Title: 髪がもし白くなろうとも Summary: They say, I bet, They’ll never make it. - Shania Twain. Sasuke, Sakura and living the rest of their lives. [31 sentences] Series and Pairing: Naruto, Sasusaku Notes: a) The inspiration and title were taken from this song. It’s one of my favorite OTP songs hahaha. b) I haven’t made a fic for SS month last year. So I’ll post one during the SS canon anniversary? Besides this fic was in my drafts since last year. d) There’s one prompt that I’ve cheated with…Sorry? (thanks to @peonydee for the help on some prompts too)

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@lilmikomiko 900+ na kudos ng Sixty Mins I feel validated, those daily notifs are one of my few, fairly consistent, sources of positive reinforcement to invest time and effort and finish things even if they’re not perfect or even passing tolerable

kudos, likes, faves... some days, they’ve been my lifeline

thank you so much!

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omg huhuhu yeah! the kudos/likes were something that kept me happy in the long run, since its still being read even after all these years! to those readers, i'm really, really grateful that they can still spare us the time to click a button, especially at these trying times! we really appreciate it!

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💥#DDF2019 Masterlist👊

It’s fine now, why? Because THEY are here! 

Introducing the authors who participated in the First Round of Disaster Duo Fest! We thank everyone for love and support you have given these authors and for the fest as well!

🧡💚

DAY 1

My Dick Will Always Remember You by Sol_Morales707 E | Smut | Light Angst | Memory Loss | 3.5k

After an unfortunate incident, Katsuki Bakugou loses his memory. Thus, he doesn’t understand why the class nerd was all over him. It only takes a moment alone with the stranger, on his knees between Katsuki’s legs, to shake his memory. His mother always used to say: “Memories fade from the head, but your junk will always remember a good fuck.”

Hop Hop, Bunny by Sol_Morales707 G | Fluff | Bunny!Deku | Canon Compliant | 3.4k

Izuku Midoriya was reported missing during survival training in the woods. The news brews an uneasy feeling in Katsuki Bakugou, who harbors atypical feelings for him despite his attitude towards him, and he goes out of his way to search for him. Instead, he finds a little bunny and decides to take him under his wing. “You remind me of someone. He’s an idiot just like you and you’re gonna help me find him.”

DAY 2

Smile for the Camera by greatcloudninja E | Smut | Pro Heroes!AU | Camboy!Deku | 6.1k

Izuku Midoriya has a secret: he’s always wanted to know what it’s like to “perform” in front of strangers. But public exhibition is a bit too dangerous for a Pro Hero, so he figures trying out performing on a cam site is a safer alternative. Little does he know there’s a certain explosive blond who gets invited to watch his stream…

Every Shitty Love Song by MikaCrispy PG13 | Fluff | Pining | Canon Compliant | 10.9k

Graduation is coming and Bakugou Katsuki can’t find a way to confess his feelings to Izuku. During these troubling times, music is his escape and his means to de-stress. Too bad that every shitty love song reminds him of Deku.

DAY 3

False Start by Shiro_Kabocha E | Character Death | Pro Heroes!AU | Smut | 27.5k

Bakugou and Midoriya dated through high school and into their first few years as professional heroes, but they drifted apart over the years.  Now, for the first time in almost fifteen years, Bakugou moves back to town and finds Midoriya teaching Class 1A at UA High School.  Will they fall back together?  Or do the differences that drove them apart in the first place still remain? Please note: This story takes place almost twenty years after the current BNHA storyline.  The major character death is All Might and it occurs off-page.

Mourning by SilentJo E | Major Character Death | Angst | Post-Canon!AU | 8.0k

Tragedy strikes Japan as two of the strongest heroes are killed in the line of duty.  While dealing with the heartbreaking chore of emptying the apartment Midoriya and Bakugou shared, their friends and family see parts of their lives that they’d kept hidden for so long.  

DAY 4

Don’t Threaten Me With a Good TIme by CloudieDraws M | Fluff | Humor | Smut | 6.3k

There are many things in this life that Katsuki can fairly say he is the best at. Communication is not one of those things. It doesn’t seem to affect his relationship much, until two years in when he decides to ignore protocol for 2 seconds to reply to a text and nearly ruins a mission. Not his fault fans thought underwear with his hero costume design on it was a good idea.

i don’t know where my road is going, but i walk better when i hold your hand by smol_bird PG13 | Fluff | Canon Compliant | Slice of Life | 4.2k

“Well, you know,” Kirishima shrugs, undeterred. “You guys always hold hands and stuff.” “We do not,” Bakugou says. Kirishima’s gaze flits down to where his fingers are intertwined with Deku’s, and, alright, he’s got a point, but fuck him anyways.

DAY 5

someone is wrong on the internet by rhenna PG13 | Humor | Pro Heroes!AU | Twitter!AU |  3.7k

It’s been a long day. By all rights, Izuku should be falling into bed, half dead. But instead of sleeping, he’s hunched over his laptop at 2 in the morning writing a dissertation about why exactly Ground Zero’s pecs are the best pecs to ever pec, and how dare anyone insinuate that he should lose some of that muscle because don’t you even understand what kind of physique a quirk like that requires? Amateurs. (Izuku has two jobs in this world: pro-hero and Ground Zero fan club president. How could that ever go wrong?) 
Izuku and Katsuki finally have a rhythm, a solid rivalry made all the more empowering by their friendship. Izuku never expected to have this with Katsuki and everyday he is just so damn grateful that they managed to work everything out and move forward. It’s perfect, everything he could have hoped for, really. So of course he has to go and make it weird by spouting every dirty thought he has when Katsuki can’t hear him.

DAY 6

Rekindled by hottamale M | Romance | College!AU | Fem!Bakudeku | 12.2k

“I…I want to break up with him.  I wanna be with you Kacchan.” _____ After nearly five years, Katsu Bakugou never expected to run into her childhood friend again, and she never expected she’d get the chance to be with her. There’s only one problem: she’s already in a relationship.

Missed Confession by darlingschip PG13 | Comedy | Friendship | Romance | 2.0k

Midoriya, along with Kaminari, Aoyama and Mineta, come together to think of a confession plan for an oblivious Bakugou, who keeps ignoring Midoriya’s various confessions.

DAY 7

Investigation by darlingschip E | Angst | Pro Heroes!AU | Social Media | 2.6k

A nosy reporter exposes Bakguou and Midoriya’s relationship to the media.

Run by Empress Explosion Murder E | Romance | Smut | Pro Heroes!AU | 7.0k

Struggling to come to terms with his first fatality, Katsuki hides at his parent’s home to escape the media shitstorm that follows. Lashing out at everyone around him, he runs to a hole-in-the-wall bar in his childhood hometown looking to drown his sorrows. A blast from his past reminds him to fight, to give it all he’s got, and that he’s not alone. Will he run or will he take the hand being offered to him?

DAY 8

bigger and brighter than space by cintra PG13 | Romance | Friends with Benefits | Slow Burn | 12.5k

It’s not doing much to help him fight the urge to run his fingers through those mossy curls or trace the freckles on his face, illuminated like stars in the soft evening light. But he’s not going to do that shit because that would mean torturing himself when Deku inevitably pulls away before they part. They’re not together. They ain’t dating. He fantasizes about it anyway. OR Katsuki and Izuku are friends with benefits, except it’s Katsuki who wishes for more

Babysitter Bakugou by FadedLaughter G | De-ageing!AU | Canon Compliant | Fluff | 4.6k

Midoriya Izuku is hit with a deageing quirk! Guess who’s stuck taking care of him? Say hello to our Babysitter extraordinaire Bakugou Katsuki!

DAY 9

Strangers Like Me by NiceLegsDekuDukes E | Fluff | Smut | Tarzan!AU | 6.4k

Son of man became son of dragon, and today, that son would become a man.

ode to skinned knees by thispieceofmind PG13 | Fluff | Angst | College!AU | 13.9k

Bakugou Katsuki likes his routine. As it turns out, Midoriya Izuku likes to disrupt it. Katsuki and Deku meet on their daily commute to university, and although he’s not sure how he allows it to happen, Katsuki finds his routine positively destroyed by the boy in the seat to his left. It turns out to be not such a bad thing.

DAY 10

Staging the Perfect Heresy by malfunctioning E | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-con | Fantasy!AU | 20.1k

Strong winds lashed against his aching feet. The ash and dust from the burning city miles away stung his red eyes. He pulled the hood from his brown cloak closer to his temples. The dried mud caked underneath his feet became heavier with every step. For days Katsuki had knelt and prayed to the gods of his ancestors - to send him whatever they could provide. An inn, a spare room in a brothel - even a fucking barn! He would gladly accept and give thanks to their blessing in any form. Days turned to weeks and nothing. By the time he reached the end of the forest, the sun disappeared from the horizon and the winds turned colder. He also summoned whatever remains of his strength and took a step forward. And another. Another. Until his knees trembled from the weight of his fatigue. Katsuki’s transitioning mortal body almost collapsed to the ground if it weren’t for a strong pair of arms that steadied him. 

DAY 11

Start by sun3eater E | Romance | Smut | Yakuza!AU | 9.2k

A Yakuza love story, told in vignettes.

Just A Thought Away by dat_heichou M | Romance | Post-Canon!AU | Mutual Pining | 9.1k

Being struck by random quirks is always a hassle and never one Katsuki wants to deal with.  But being telepathically tied to the one person you’re trying to keep your biggest secret from is the literal worst thing he can think of. After all, how can you keep your rival from realizing you’re stupidly in love with him when he can hear your thoughts?

DAY 12

The Sensation of Absence by yabakuboi G | Fluff | Light Angst | AI!Katsuki | 2.4k

Kacchan is anything but “just an AI.” Izuku would describe him as the world’s leading artificial intelligence, evolving well beyond his initial coding and into something else entirely. Not that Izuku’s ever described Kacchan to anyone. Kacchan would just say that he’s just the best, AI or not.

Breaking Tradition by anonymous (The author requested to be anonymous) E | Romance | Smut | Pegging | 3.3k

It dawned on him then that Deku definitely wanted something more. That night was still fresh in memory. He remembered the feeling of her hands ghosting up his shirt while they kissed, the guilt wrenching in his stomach when he heard her stuttering out numerous apologies at his flighty response to her gentle but bold gesture, offering him all the space he would need, when she didn’t even have to do those things. She was just trying to move forward with him, and he’d reacted by just being a fucking virgin, a coward. (Or: Katsuki resolves to have his first time with Deku, but on one condition.)

DAY 13

Turn Me Up When You Feel Low by sushirapper M | Fluff | College!AU | DJ!Deku | 19.6k

Nothing wrong with wanting to jump the bones of the the hot voice on the other end of the radio even if you don’t know anything else about the guy, right? Look, the mysterious DJ is obviously smoking hot okay and Katsuki’s just a man, sue him. No matter that the mysterious DJ in question goes by the same name Katsuki once gave his annoying childhood friend. Or the one in which, the Bakusquad are broke college students, Mina, Eijirou, and Denki are failing all their classes, Hanta is enjoying the sounds of anguish, and Katsuki may just be falling for a stranger on another frequency. Well, fuck.

Sewin’ Love with You by anonymous (The author requested to be anonymous) PG13 | Romance | Office!AU | Pining!Kacchan | 24.3k

As a new CEO of Hypocenter Industries, Katsuki faces many challenges at first, resulting in a need for a secretary to keep track of his busy schedule. Unfortunately, this particular secretary comes with additional issues, such as being the center of Katsuki’s sudden romantic interest. And, to make matters worse, his “so-called-friends” refuse to stop teasing him about his unwanted crush. Honestly, he just needs to find better friends… and maybe a new secretary. It’d be a shame if he conveniently forgot to follow through on his threat.

DAY 14

Totally expected but unlikely mates! by AShippingAddict PG13 | Fluff | ABO!AU | Age-gap | 2.8k

Bakugou knew what he wanted. Even if he had to wait to one day get it. Or baby alpha Kacchan wants older Deku. And Deku runs. ONLY FOR THEM TO MEET UP LATER!

Flushed and Confused by ghost_bub G | Fluff | ABO!AU | Pro-Heroes!AU | 2.7k

Everything seems normal when the day starts, just a small hiccup in a patrol, and then Izuku starts acting weird, but Katsuki isn’t going to complain.

DAY 15

Silent Voice, Loud Gestures by ReadingHell PG13 | Angst | Koe no Katachi!AU | Deaf!Kacchan | 10k

“My name is Bakugou Katsuki” “If you need to talk to me, use this notebook” “I can’t hear”

as the moon bears witness (i swear to you) by kewltie G | Romance | Fantasu!AU | Isekai!AU | 2.5k

On the eve the last great battle between good and evil, light and dark, and those stand with One for All and those that served All for One, two young men, who bears the burden of the world, seek refuge and peace under the moonlight.

DAY 16

Recovery Effort by plusVICE E | Smut | ABO!AU | Mpreg | 12k

The past seven months have been rough for Midoriya. Being a single, pregnant omega isn’t easy. But things were supposed to get easier when he moved in with his best friend. They were supposed to get easier before he bumped into the Alpha next door.

Two to Tango, Three to Charm, Lucky Kacchan Has Two Arms! by setsujoumayu M | Humor | Angst | Pro-Heroes!AU | 16.7k

“GET AWAY FROM HIM!” a voice emerged from his left, along with a white-gloved fist that connected to Deku’s cheekbone, sent him flying in that same direction and Katsuki free to greet the harsh, dry soil with his teeth. But he wasn’t about to complain–he could at least cough in and out some much needed air and the dirt at the same time. So he did, pounding his own chest to expedite the coughing while looking to his left for his (for lack of a better term due to near fatal asphyxiation) hero. …No, that can’t be. He shut and reopened his eyes. …He was going crazy. Can one go crazy from a chokehold? “Y-you,” his throat pushed out. “Who’re… you?” The hero of the moment, a green-suited young man around his age with green hair and freckles for days, turned his entire body parallel to Katsuki’s and gaped. “Oh, don’t pull this bullshit on me. I saw your petty ass was trying to flirt so that I’d get jealous! You think I don’t remember the last time you did this? Guess what, Kacchan, I do and–K-Kacchan?” Katsuki chuckled, then saw white.

DAY 17

I Can’t Imagine Why by RuraScarlet E | Rape/Non-con | Gaslighting | Possessive Behavior | 3.5k

Izuku goes on a descent into madness, claiming that it is all because of how much he loves Katsuki. It’s his Kacchan, after all.

Nothing Goes As Planned by ionlydate2dboys PG13 | Romance | Angst | Exes!AU | 6.0k

Izuku knows he’s fucked up when he cracks open an eye and finds golden rays of sunlight shine a halo across ash blonde hair. One arm is protectively slung around his waist, the other is tucked beneath a mop of green curls. Their position is so hauntingly familiar that it breaks Izuku’s heart. Again. As he pushes himself up, he wonders if Katsuki’s heart was broken the first time, too. 
In which Midoriya Izuku is forced to face the man he once left at the altar.

DAY 18

Now You See Me by kacchansass E | Smut | Fem!Deku | Third Year!Bakudeku | 3.9k

Izuku accidentally gets hit with an invisibility quirk. She doesn’t know how long the quirk will last, but she’s damn well gonna make the best of it.

Fleurs d'Amour by ditchmydismay G | Fluff | Older!Deku | Younger!Kacchan | 2.4k

Every flower that little Katsuki has ever bought was only intended for Izuku to ask him to be his.

DAY 19

Murphy’s Law by avengingspoiler E | Major Character Death | Angst | Time-loop | 19.8k

“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” Fate or rather, a very persistent villain, seemed determined to keep Deku among the dead and with Murphy’s law at work, Katsuki finds himself continuously reliving the same day only to meet the same end. Deku dying.

DAY 20

i’ll stop the world (world stop) by starkteasfic M | Romance | Action | College!AU | 20.4k

Ironically, it’s the fact that Izuku’s dad is a villain that made Izuku the hero he is, even though Hisashi hasn’t been around for over a decade. Thanks, Pops.

DAY 21

God Marked by Seeress M | Romance | Witch!AU | Magic | 11.2k

“I see you.” Katsuki starts at the gravelly voice. Even without the infusion of power, the voice was grating to the ears. He reminds himself the witch is bound, sealed, and imprisoned. “What do you see?” “You are god marked, witch hunter.” The dark eyes look straight into Katsuki’s own. There is interest there. Amusement. A misplaced satisfaction considering her current predicament. “I see you,” the witch repeats “and what i see, others will too.” She smiles, if it can still be called that, lips pulled back, lascivious and almost feral, before she steps back farther into the room, further into shadow.

DAY 22

SIngle-Celled Espionage by KittySeeboo PG13 | FLuff | Humor | First Kiss | 3.9k

Sometimes all it takes is three people who share a single brain cell to successfully commit unintentional espionage. Unfortunately for Izuku, it’s his utterly embarrassing confession that they record and accidentally replay for the entire class to hear, including the one person he never intended to hear those words: Kacchan.

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It’s fine now, why? Because THEY are here! 

Introducing the authors who participated in the First Round of Disaster Duo Fest! We thank everyone for love and support you have given these authors and for the fest as well!

🧡💚

DAY 1

My Dick Will Always Remember You by Sol_Morales707 E | Smut | Light Angst | Memory Loss | 3.5k

After an unfortunate incident, Katsuki Bakugou loses his memory. Thus, he doesn’t understand why the class nerd was all over him. It only takes a moment alone with the stranger, on his knees between Katsuki’s legs, to shake his memory. His mother always used to say: “Memories fade from the head, but your junk will always remember a good fuck.”

Hop Hop, Bunny by Sol_Morales707 G | Fluff | Bunny!Deku | Canon Compliant | 3.4k

Izuku Midoriya was reported missing during survival training in the woods. The news brews an uneasy feeling in Katsuki Bakugou, who harbors atypical feelings for him despite his attitude towards him, and he goes out of his way to search for him. Instead, he finds a little bunny and decides to take him under his wing. “You remind me of someone. He’s an idiot just like you and you’re gonna help me find him.”

DAY 2

Smile for the Camera by greatcloudninja E | Smut | Pro Heroes!AU | Camboy!Deku | 6.1k

Izuku Midoriya has a secret: he’s always wanted to know what it’s like to “perform” in front of strangers. But public exhibition is a bit too dangerous for a Pro Hero, so he figures trying out performing on a cam site is a safer alternative. Little does he know there’s a certain explosive blond who gets invited to watch his stream…

Every Shitty Love Song by MikaCrispy PG13 | Fluff | Pining | Canon Compliant | 10.9k

Graduation is coming and Bakugou Katsuki can’t find a way to confess his feelings to Izuku. During these troubling times, music is his escape and his means to de-stress. Too bad that every shitty love song reminds him of Deku.

DAY 3

False Start by Shiro_Kabocha E | Character Death | Pro Heroes!AU | Smut | 27.5k

Bakugou and Midoriya dated through high school and into their first few years as professional heroes, but they drifted apart over the years.  Now, for the first time in almost fifteen years, Bakugou moves back to town and finds Midoriya teaching Class 1A at UA High School.  Will they fall back together?  Or do the differences that drove them apart in the first place still remain? Please note: This story takes place almost twenty years after the current BNHA storyline.  The major character death is All Might and it occurs off-page.

Mourning by SilentJo E | Major Character Death | Angst | Post-Canon!AU | 8.0k

Tragedy strikes Japan as two of the strongest heroes are killed in the line of duty.  While dealing with the heartbreaking chore of emptying the apartment Midoriya and Bakugou shared, their friends and family see parts of their lives that they’d kept hidden for so long.  

DAY 4

Don’t Threaten Me With a Good TIme by CloudieDraws M | Fluff | Humor | Smut | 6.3k

There are many things in this life that Katsuki can fairly say he is the best at. Communication is not one of those things. It doesn’t seem to affect his relationship much, until two years in when he decides to ignore protocol for 2 seconds to reply to a text and nearly ruins a mission. Not his fault fans thought underwear with his hero costume design on it was a good idea.

i don’t know where my road is going, but i walk better when i hold your hand by smol_bird PG13 | Fluff | Canon Compliant | Slice of Life | 4.2k

“Well, you know,” Kirishima shrugs, undeterred. “You guys always hold hands and stuff.” “We do not,” Bakugou says. Kirishima’s gaze flits down to where his fingers are intertwined with Deku’s, and, alright, he’s got a point, but fuck him anyways.

DAY 5

someone is wrong on the internet by rhenna PG13 | Humor | Pro Heroes!AU | Twitter!AU |  3.7k

It’s been a long day. By all rights, Izuku should be falling into bed, half dead. But instead of sleeping, he’s hunched over his laptop at 2 in the morning writing a dissertation about why exactly Ground Zero’s pecs are the best pecs to ever pec, and how dare anyone insinuate that he should lose some of that muscle because don’t you even understand what kind of physique a quirk like that requires? Amateurs. (Izuku has two jobs in this world: pro-hero and Ground Zero fan club president. How could that ever go wrong?) 
Izuku and Katsuki finally have a rhythm, a solid rivalry made all the more empowering by their friendship. Izuku never expected to have this with Katsuki and everyday he is just so damn grateful that they managed to work everything out and move forward. It’s perfect, everything he could have hoped for, really. So of course he has to go and make it weird by spouting every dirty thought he has when Katsuki can’t hear him.

DAY 6

Rekindled by hottamale M | Romance | College!AU | Fem!Bakudeku | 12.2k

“I…I want to break up with him.  I wanna be with you Kacchan.” _____ After nearly five years, Katsu Bakugou never expected to run into her childhood friend again, and she never expected she’d get the chance to be with her. There’s only one problem: she’s already in a relationship.

Missed Confession by darlingschip PG13 | Comedy | Friendship | Romance | 2.0k

Midoriya, along with Kaminari, Aoyama and Mineta, come together to think of a confession plan for an oblivious Bakugou, who keeps ignoring Midoriya’s various confessions.

DAY 7

Investigation by darlingschip E | Angst | Pro Heroes!AU | Social Media | 2.6k

A nosy reporter exposes Bakguou and Midoriya’s relationship to the media.

Run by Empress Explosion Murder E | Romance | Smut | Pro Heroes!AU | 7.0k

Struggling to come to terms with his first fatality, Katsuki hides at his parent’s home to escape the media shitstorm that follows. Lashing out at everyone around him, he runs to a hole-in-the-wall bar in his childhood hometown looking to drown his sorrows. A blast from his past reminds him to fight, to give it all he’s got, and that he’s not alone. Will he run or will he take the hand being offered to him?

DAY 8

bigger and brighter than space by cintra PG13 | Romance | Friends with Benefits | Slow Burn | 12.5k

It’s not doing much to help him fight the urge to run his fingers through those mossy curls or trace the freckles on his face, illuminated like stars in the soft evening light. But he’s not going to do that shit because that would mean torturing himself when Deku inevitably pulls away before they part. They’re not together. They ain’t dating. He fantasizes about it anyway. OR Katsuki and Izuku are friends with benefits, except it’s Katsuki who wishes for more

Babysitter Bakugou by FadedLaughter G | De-ageing!AU | Canon Compliant | Fluff | 4.6k

Midoriya Izuku is hit with a deageing quirk! Guess who’s stuck taking care of him? Say hello to our Babysitter extraordinaire Bakugou Katsuki!

DAY 9

Strangers Like Me by NiceLegsDekuDukes E | Fluff | Smut | Tarzan!AU | 6.4k

Son of man became son of dragon, and today, that son would become a man.

ode to skinned knees by thispieceofmind PG13 | Fluff | Angst | College!AU | 13.9k

Bakugou Katsuki likes his routine. As it turns out, Midoriya Izuku likes to disrupt it. Katsuki and Deku meet on their daily commute to university, and although he’s not sure how he allows it to happen, Katsuki finds his routine positively destroyed by the boy in the seat to his left. It turns out to be not such a bad thing.

DAY 10

Staging the Perfect Heresy by malfunctioning E | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-con | Fantasy!AU | 20.1k

Strong winds lashed against his aching feet. The ash and dust from the burning city miles away stung his red eyes. He pulled the hood from his brown cloak closer to his temples. The dried mud caked underneath his feet became heavier with every step. For days Katsuki had knelt and prayed to the gods of his ancestors - to send him whatever they could provide. An inn, a spare room in a brothel - even a fucking barn! He would gladly accept and give thanks to their blessing in any form. Days turned to weeks and nothing. By the time he reached the end of the forest, the sun disappeared from the horizon and the winds turned colder. He also summoned whatever remains of his strength and took a step forward. And another. Another. Until his knees trembled from the weight of his fatigue. Katsuki’s transitioning mortal body almost collapsed to the ground if it weren’t for a strong pair of arms that steadied him. 

DAY 11

Start by sun3eater E | Romance | Smut | Yakuza!AU | 9.2k

A Yakuza love story, told in vignettes.

Just A Thought Away by dat_heichou M | Romance | Post-Canon!AU | Mutual Pining | 9.1k

Being struck by random quirks is always a hassle and never one Katsuki wants to deal with.  But being telepathically tied to the one person you’re trying to keep your biggest secret from is the literal worst thing he can think of. After all, how can you keep your rival from realizing you’re stupidly in love with him when he can hear your thoughts?

DAY 12

The Sensation of Absence by yabakuboi G | Fluff | Light Angst | AI!Katsuki | 2.4k

Kacchan is anything but “just an AI.” Izuku would describe him as the world’s leading artificial intelligence, evolving well beyond his initial coding and into something else entirely. Not that Izuku’s ever described Kacchan to anyone. Kacchan would just say that he’s just the best, AI or not.

Breaking Tradition by anonymous (The author requested to be anonymous) E | Romance | Smut | Pegging | 3.3k

It dawned on him then that Deku definitely wanted something more. That night was still fresh in memory. He remembered the feeling of her hands ghosting up his shirt while they kissed, the guilt wrenching in his stomach when he heard her stuttering out numerous apologies at his flighty response to her gentle but bold gesture, offering him all the space he would need, when she didn’t even have to do those things. She was just trying to move forward with him, and he’d reacted by just being a fucking virgin, a coward. (Or: Katsuki resolves to have his first time with Deku, but on one condition.)

DAY 13

Turn Me Up When You Feel Low by sushirapper M | Fluff | College!AU | DJ!Deku | 19.6k

Nothing wrong with wanting to jump the bones of the the hot voice on the other end of the radio even if you don’t know anything else about the guy, right? Look, the mysterious DJ is obviously smoking hot okay and Katsuki’s just a man, sue him. No matter that the mysterious DJ in question goes by the same name Katsuki once gave his annoying childhood friend. Or the one in which, the Bakusquad are broke college students, Mina, Eijirou, and Denki are failing all their classes, Hanta is enjoying the sounds of anguish, and Katsuki may just be falling for a stranger on another frequency. Well, fuck.

Sewin’ Love with You by anonymous (The author requested to be anonymous) PG13 | Romance | Office!AU | Pining!Kacchan | 24.3k

As a new CEO of Hypocenter Industries, Katsuki faces many challenges at first, resulting in a need for a secretary to keep track of his busy schedule. Unfortunately, this particular secretary comes with additional issues, such as being the center of Katsuki’s sudden romantic interest. And, to make matters worse, his “so-called-friends” refuse to stop teasing him about his unwanted crush. Honestly, he just needs to find better friends… and maybe a new secretary. It’d be a shame if he conveniently forgot to follow through on his threat.

DAY 14

Totally expected but unlikely mates! by AShippingAddict PG13 | Fluff | ABO!AU | Age-gap | 2.8k

Bakugou knew what he wanted. Even if he had to wait to one day get it. Or baby alpha Kacchan wants older Deku. And Deku runs. ONLY FOR THEM TO MEET UP LATER!

Flushed and Confused by ghost_bub G | Fluff | ABO!AU | Pro-Heroes!AU | 2.7k

Everything seems normal when the day starts, just a small hiccup in a patrol, and then Izuku starts acting weird, but Katsuki isn’t going to complain.

DAY 15

Silent Voice, Loud Gestures by ReadingHell PG13 | Angst | Koe no Katachi!AU | Deaf!Kacchan | 10k

“My name is Bakugou Katsuki” “If you need to talk to me, use this notebook” “I can’t hear”

as the moon bears witness (i swear to you) by kewltie G | Romance | Fantasu!AU | Isekai!AU | 2.5k

On the eve the last great battle between good and evil, light and dark, and those stand with One for All and those that served All for One, two young men, who bears the burden of the world, seek refuge and peace under the moonlight.

DAY 16

Recovery Effort by plusVICE E | Smut | ABO!AU | Mpreg | 12k

The past seven months have been rough for Midoriya. Being a single, pregnant omega isn’t easy. But things were supposed to get easier when he moved in with his best friend. They were supposed to get easier before he bumped into the Alpha next door.

Two to Tango, Three to Charm, Lucky Kacchan Has Two Arms! by setsujoumayu M | Humor | Angst | Pro-Heroes!AU | 16.7k

“GET AWAY FROM HIM!” a voice emerged from his left, along with a white-gloved fist that connected to Deku’s cheekbone, sent him flying in that same direction and Katsuki free to greet the harsh, dry soil with his teeth. But he wasn’t about to complain–he could at least cough in and out some much needed air and the dirt at the same time. So he did, pounding his own chest to expedite the coughing while looking to his left for his (for lack of a better term due to near fatal asphyxiation) hero. …No, that can’t be. He shut and reopened his eyes. …He was going crazy. Can one go crazy from a chokehold? “Y-you,” his throat pushed out. “Who’re… you?” The hero of the moment, a green-suited young man around his age with green hair and freckles for days, turned his entire body parallel to Katsuki’s and gaped. “Oh, don’t pull this bullshit on me. I saw your petty ass was trying to flirt so that I’d get jealous! You think I don’t remember the last time you did this? Guess what, Kacchan, I do and–K-Kacchan?” Katsuki chuckled, then saw white.

DAY 17

I Can’t Imagine Why by RuraScarlet E | Rape/Non-con | Gaslighting | Possessive Behavior | 3.5k

Izuku goes on a descent into madness, claiming that it is all because of how much he loves Katsuki. It’s his Kacchan, after all.

Nothing Goes As Planned by ionlydate2dboys PG13 | Romance | Angst | Exes!AU | 6.0k

Izuku knows he’s fucked up when he cracks open an eye and finds golden rays of sunlight shine a halo across ash blonde hair. One arm is protectively slung around his waist, the other is tucked beneath a mop of green curls. Their position is so hauntingly familiar that it breaks Izuku’s heart. Again. As he pushes himself up, he wonders if Katsuki’s heart was broken the first time, too. 
In which Midoriya Izuku is forced to face the man he once left at the altar.

DAY 18

Now You See Me by kacchansass E | Smut | Fem!Deku | Third Year!Bakudeku | 3.9k

Izuku accidentally gets hit with an invisibility quirk. She doesn’t know how long the quirk will last, but she’s damn well gonna make the best of it.

Fleurs d'Amour by ditchmydismay G | Fluff | Older!Deku | Younger!Kacchan | 2.4k

Every flower that little Katsuki has ever bought was only intended for Izuku to ask him to be his.

DAY 19

Murphy’s Law by avengingspoiler E | Major Character Death | Angst | Time-loop | 19.8k

“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” Fate or rather, a very persistent villain, seemed determined to keep Deku among the dead and with Murphy’s law at work, Katsuki finds himself continuously reliving the same day only to meet the same end. Deku dying.

DAY 20

i’ll stop the world (world stop) by starkteasfic M | Romance | Action | College!AU | 20.4k

Ironically, it’s the fact that Izuku’s dad is a villain that made Izuku the hero he is, even though Hisashi hasn’t been around for over a decade. Thanks, Pops.

DAY 21

God Marked by Seeress M | Romance | Witch!AU | Magic | 11.2k

“I see you.” Katsuki starts at the gravelly voice. Even without the infusion of power, the voice was grating to the ears. He reminds himself the witch is bound, sealed, and imprisoned. “What do you see?” “You are god marked, witch hunter.” The dark eyes look straight into Katsuki’s own. There is interest there. Amusement. A misplaced satisfaction considering her current predicament. “I see you,” the witch repeats “and what i see, others will too.” She smiles, if it can still be called that, lips pulled back, lascivious and almost feral, before she steps back farther into the room, further into shadow.

DAY 22

SIngle-Celled Espionage by KittySeeboo PG13 | FLuff | Humor | First Kiss | 3.9k

Sometimes all it takes is three people who share a single brain cell to successfully commit unintentional espionage. Unfortunately for Izuku, it’s his utterly embarrassing confession that they record and accidentally replay for the entire class to hear, including the one person he never intended to hear those words: Kacchan.

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At Mount fuji

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Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

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The Filipino BakuDeku server gave me an idea.

(With translations for the other lovely and ACTUALLY NICE people out there.)

(For the the lovely Pinoy folks from the BakuDekuKaya server.)

TL: Kacchan, I’m sorry! I told you I’m really yours!

TL: I saw your search history. Don’t fuck with me.

TL: Kacchan, it’s because you’re so slow!

TL: Godammit. I’m here now. What are you waiting for?

TL: Let’s begin.

(I didn’t asked for the context and after I read it. It either looks like the start of some lovemaking, or a fight between boyfriiends……..I haven’t eaten breakfast yet. End me.)
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crumpled on the bathroom floor, sakura weeps and blames herself. her pregnancy was a shock and as she made her way to the safehouse they were going to meet at, sakura panicked over their future. could she really have another child when sarada was growing so resentful and sasuke's mission just never seemed to end? now blood streaks down her thighs as tears stream down her face. "i'm sorry," she cries. "i'm so, so sorry." this is how sasuke finds her.

He enters, just as the telltale rhombus flickers on her forehead, just as the inky tells of her power entwine with the burgundy vined about her legs. His eyes each insist on opposing interpretations of the tableau before him, but the acrid brush of death upon his nose stills all thought. It takes all his strength to pull her hands away from her belly, a gesture proven impotent but a heartbeat later.

He feels her agony, before he even hears her scream. He feels the impossible, misshapen mass burgeon beneath his hands, feels the muscles of her torso stretch and tear at the sudden bulk, before his vision clears to see the amalgam of his cells and hers, his chakra pulsing ever stronger in her as she feeds it life, hers.

“Stop,” he begs her.

She doesn’t.

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sasuke-kun is a boy who believes in practical love. when sakura is in bed with a particularly nasty bout of flu, he doesn’t offer hugs or gentle words to comfort her. (he sneers when she asks for them. ‘hugs are for people who have nothing better to give.’) 

and sasuke-kun does have better to give. he comes back from the corner store with tylenol and pudding and gatorade and cherry-themed cold patches; he takes sakura’s temperature and tucks her in - tells her, brusquely, to sleep it off, and sakura leans back into a mountain of pillows, tears in her eyes, because she has married a boy whose heart is kinder than anyone else could ever know.

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