Demon Slayer so far has been
Tanjiro: “Oh fuck it smells like a tryst with danger in here!”
Bedframe Demon: “You… Look tasty.” *brandishes bedframe*
Tanjiro: “A bedframe? What will he do with it!?”
Bedframe Demon: *cooks up the craziest attack pattern bedframes have ever been used for and hits Tanjiro so hard that he breaks 78 ribs*
Tanjiro, literally dying: “Damn, alright.”
Tanjiro’s mom and siblings: “Stop fucking almost dying, poopiehead.”
Tanjiro: “ur rite” *gets up* “Bedframes are weak against children that jump on the mattress… This gives me an idea! Water Breathing! Twenty Sixth Form! [Children Jumping On The Mattress And Spilling Soda]!”
Tanjiro: *is animated so insanely beautifully while doing the sickest swordplay you’ve seen in shonen that you’d think this is the kind of visuals that only happen at the end of a movie, not every damn episode, obliterating the bedframe and cutting the Bedframe Demon’s neck*
Bedframe Demon, literally dying: “Ah… All I wanted when I was human… Was a bedframe…” *looks at Tanjiro’s kind baby eyes* “Holy fuck… He’s got such kind baby eyes…”
Tanjiro: “You killed plenty of people… Which is cringe… But you smell like… Someone that really loved bedframes… Rest in peace.”
And I love it
