lilietsblog reblogged
If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
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okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
celticpyro
I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”