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Aremo Shitai Koremo Shitai Onna no Ko ni Mietatte

@lilietsblog / lilietsblog.tumblr.com

Wow, it's been like 10 years since I updated this. Neat. I've made a dreamwidth blog just in case tumblr dies. I think dreamwidth is neat. My username on Discord is Liliet#1061 (and no I don't intend to update it, they're asking but they haven't tried to force me yet). My username on reddit is LilietB. Read PGTE. Homestuck is great. Peace and love on the planet Earth. I'm Ukrainian. Wish us luck.
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Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

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beaft

"In [fairy tales], power is rarely the right tool for survival anyway. Rather the powerless thrive on alliances, often in the form of reciprocated acts of kindness - from beehives that were not raided, birds that were not killed but set free or fed, old women who were saluted with respect. Kindness sown among the meek is harvested in crisis."

-Rebecca Solnit

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lilietsblog

I love how both the von Karma siblings go through the exact same arc

1) I think Maya Fey is the murderer

2) shit Phoenix Wright just shattered my perfect record by proving me wrong about that

3) ???

4) I would kill and die for Maya Fey

I would particularly like to point out that while stage 4 definitely comes to its peak in Bridge (FRANZISKA GO TO SLEEP), they both really reach it by the end of their respective games

"tell her to watch what she says in court"

-barges into the courtroom with evidence while probably bleeding from the shoulder-

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englishable

Old English just has some wonderful words and kennings. I mean, really:

Their word for sea? It was often swan-rad or “road of the swan.” Spider was gangelwaefre, literally “the walking weaver.” They had the simple and now-obsolete word uht, which describes that time just before sunrise when mist still hangs heavy over all the fields and lakes and the last few stars are still out.

…Also, they didn’t say body. They said ban-cofan, which means “bone-cave,” and if you don’t think that’s some hardcore shit right there then you need to get out of my face before I turn your skull into a mead-cup.

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lilietsblog

okay okay okay

so the thing in homestuck! where low-blooded slang (apparently) is to refer to things in the most convoluted way possible, even when the language definitely has direct words for them, and using those direct words is considered 'blue blooded vernacular'

so lowbloods use kennings? which highbloods disregard in favor of simplicity?

I AM VERY CURIOUS HERE BECAUSE KARKAT'S MANNER OF SPEAKING IS NOT JUST A JOKE IT'S POETRY

(also Kanaya does this notably, with shout poles and surprised noodles or whatever the question mark was)

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dyscworld

[softly] what the fuck

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seiya234

SAM VIMES IS SMOL 2K15

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pasiphile

SAM VIMES IS SMOL IT IS CANON

(explanations 1. Tiffany is an Extremely Smol and anyone is tall compared to Tiny Tiff 2. Vimes isn’t actually tall but appears tall because of his ~natural air of command and leadership~ 3. trousers of time)

oh thank god

igo for tiffany is v smol, personally.

also #this is why intensive editing is a good thing .

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19 DAYS UNTIL WICDIV 16

As promised, apocalyptic 90s Russian goth hit “I am the Raven” (Я ворона).

If you’ve ever thought “I wish The Morrigan was real and also Russian,” I encourage you to check out Linda (Линда).

I can provide anyone interested with a line-for-line translation of the song, but basically it’s a lyrical outpouring of apocalyptic imagery interspersed with the singer describing her transformation into a raven.

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lilietsblog

wait what who translated "Ворона" as "Raven"??? listen... listen... I know you are trying to be goth... but "ворона" is not a female version of "ворон", despite what it sounds like it's another bird. an entirely diferent bird

IT'S A FUCKING CROW

A CROW

it says "I'm a crow"

it says "Linda "Crow" 1996y."

what even

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I SWEAR I DREW THIS YESTERDAY IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO CLEAN IT UP A PROGRAM FROZE AND I LEFT IT ALONE AND THEN CLOSED IT AND KINDA FORGOT ABOUT IT AND THEN I CLEANED IT UP AND DIDN'T REMEMBER TO POST IT I SWEAR I DREW THIS YESTERDAY aaa I'm late )= anyway, here, have Gourry in a cozy sweater he actually wears that underneath his armor in winter now you know (the sweater? took two minutes even with the pattern. the hair? took 1 minute with all the bangs. his fucking face? the rest of the 15 minutes I spent drawing this)

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lilietsblog

Dude.

I’ve been annoyed with the dragons’ behavior for quite a while now. Acting like the humans came to their place asking for a favor, when it was the other way round… putting the blame for a runaway train on them when it was an accident and if it was anyone’s fault it was theirs…

But this? The Sword of Light isn’t theirs to give away. Yes, it’s all so very important, saving the world, yadda yadda, but he could have phrased it like “we’ll convince these people to give it away” or something, rather than just talking for them when they are right behind him.

Sword of Light was supposed to be gone by the end of Next, anyway, but I guess maybe they kept it around for this story to be possible? I’m not too sure because by the time Revolution comes around it gets all so very confusing..

I'm not talking about writers, I'm talking about the dragons. I'm way annoyed with them regardless of meta. And there's nothing "supposed", this is just separate continuity, full stop.

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msmeiriona

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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the-jackals

YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY

this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds

we’re all gonna die

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edgebug

dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post

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Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

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