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g75bxcjh
I love these, though I have used more than half of them, they are still beautiful none the less.
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delirieuse
derinthemadscientist
The fact that this joke can be made shows that English is doing fine
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razed-stoner-deactivated2013020
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
scientificperfection
I’m not
lessthangrace
BOOBIES
firsttimelady
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
thesassylorax
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
imbatman4280
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
yiubum
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
daddyslittleoreo666
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
bubblegumsith
Needs moar tits
tklivory
What this post needs is a little ass.
nii-sam
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Don’t forget a little pussy
YES.
akwardkiwi
All the NSFW
celticpyro
How about a nice pair of hooters?
philaquila
caseation
y’all missing out on the ‘ol slippery dick
thatonemituna
so lewd
egg-artz
Oml ahahahah
How bout some more pussy?
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A good April Fool’s joke is one where the person you’re playing it on bursts out laughing when they figure out the joke. Where at no point do they feel scared, uncomfortable, hurt, or betrayed.
A good April Fool’s joke won’t trigger anyone’s epilepsy, PTSD, or anxiety; or make them question if they’re having a hallucination, delusion, or dissociative episode - and you can’t assume that you know for sure that those things aren’t an issue for someone.
#reblog#april fools#there are good jokes#the tumblr thing (although they could have gone for a better design)#rickrolling#puns#changing your blog topic to something else (its easy to access old posts so people can make sure they are not hallucinating)#harmless cute stuff#it exists#and it's not pranks
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Hello undertale fan! So I am sorry if this has been brought up, but I've never seen anything on this. Gaster is "the man who speaks in hands" right? Well I never understood the whole Wingdings thing. Why can't it be sign language?
There is hidden text in the game, thats written in wingding and uses a unique Voice when its spoken (Entry 17), and Gaster isn’t just called Gaster, he’s called Dr. W. D. Gaster
so his full name is actually WingDing Gaster (or as some people headcanon WingDing Aster, moving the G over, cuz Aster is another font name) in the same style as Comic Sans actually being the skeleton named just Sans
it just happens we sorta call both by their last names, Gaster and Sans, but Gaster IS WingDings, thats pretty canon
but regardless, nothing says it cant be WingDings and Sign Language, Gaster speaks yes, but nothing says he can’t hear. (well, there is the “its rude to talk about someone while their listening” ref to him but hey, lip reading!)
Its like people who headcanon Frisk as using sign language to communicate despite talking on phones the whole game, I really like sign language headcanons so I tend to use them anyway lol
just wanna add, it's not just "a skeleton named just Sans", it's a skeletong who is a COMIC named Sans
the puns go deeper
ZeGALdis?
accioharo
WHATEVER
omfg. when I first read it I thought he highlighted ZelGADis aka the Russian word "gad"/"гад" which is antiquated "snake"/"reptile" and means a very bad person in common speech but kind of in a soft/ladylike way. the adjective from that is basically "icky"
and "zelo"/"зело" is antiquated for "very"
together they form to basically "very antagonist" which is what Zel is during his first appearance
but here Gourry makes a lame pun on GAL instead... weak.
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Anonymous asked:
If I'm a panromantic demisexual, does that make me a "pandemic"?
oh my gosh
on discword and conina
I just realized that there probably are many people out there who don't realize just how hilarious a pun her name is I am talking about Conina, daughter of Cohen the Barbarian. So you see, in Russian "conina"/"konina" (we don't have seprate letters for this sound) is a word for horse meat (whatever it's properly called in English). And it is also a word which gets thrown around in certain literature circles to describe 1) all stories about Conan the Barbarian; 2) all works of the same genre. And it's a pun. And then Terry Pratchett went and made it a name of his daughter. And when I was reading Sourcery in English I was distracted "brb dying of laughter" each time her name was mentioned, puns just sometimes have this magical effect on me and I will fight you if you say that it wasn't intentional there is some 100% goddamn proof Terry Pratchett is familiar with at least some of Russian language&culture in those books HE DID IT ON PURPOSE
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my masterpiece
ghastderp
i just high fived myself
YEAHHHH
poor little vriska... help... im dying of laughter...