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tmmyhug

⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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________________ SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED WHEN WORKERS PRESENT —————————

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⚠️ ROAD WORK 500FT ⚠️

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

rambler-of-procrastination

how does this only have 1400 notes

end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

here

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krystal-prisms

Someone add do you love the color of the sky

liquid-geodes

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

yupokaysuremhm

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

supreme-leader-stoat

beardedmrbean

Waluigi was a nice touch.

mun-urufu

translesbianfoxgirl

This post keeps getting better

#reblog #long post #<3 #meme history

lilietsblog reblogged

bright-thorn

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

the-real-seebs

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"

lilietsblog

Definitely the latter. All his statements are correct and said with the correct tone of voice, too. The uncanny valley feeling is generated by the fact he's onscreen.

#reblog #Meme history

lilietsblog reblogged

the-goblin-cat

moniquill

#reblog #meme history #internet history #yeah

lilietsblog reblogged

zenosanalytic

setheverman

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

setheverman

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

pointless-achievements

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

#reblog #me an intellectual #meme history #<3 <3 <3

lilietsblog reblogged

theothin

despazito

#reblog #asdkfjhasldfhaksdf #cybersmith #memes #meme history #absolutely iconic

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aromantisk-fagforening

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

accessible-tumbling

ID 1: A traffic light that is on fire.

ID 2: A set of Tumblr tags reading “#i think we should dig up all of the old classics #and pass them around for any new users coming in #or just to gove war flashbacks to returning users” /end ID

#reblog #meme history #yeah <3

lilietsblog reblogged

resplendent-chungus

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

professionalchaoticdumbass

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit

why the FUCK am i still on here

#reblog #those are his hooves you bitch #meme history #<3 <3 <3

lilietsblog reblogged

world-heritage-posts

Anonymous asked:

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

world-heritage-posts answered:

no. no no no

practicalsolutions

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

practicalsolutions

Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.

raspbrrytea

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

mrdyketator

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

tassjis

Im... Im not sorry

tassjis

I decided to make it worse

tassjis

Sexy Leg Einstein Post

Gradient Zone Post

and MishaPocolypse join the group

anon-fire-rat-supporter

color theory hospital post

derinthescarletpescatarian

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

sepdet

Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots

kindlingnorah

flamingfoxninja

He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance

Any time I think “welp, my dash is kinda boring this morning,” something like this happens.

theaudientvoid

now someone do this post

#reblog #faesite #tumblr history #memes #meme history #<3 <3 <3

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galahadwilder

m0uthbr3ather

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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skwinky

I always need this on my blog.

xopachi

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.

Yes

#reblog #copypasta #this made me laugh so hard my tummy is hurting now #blessed forever #memes #burritos #meme history

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galahadwilder

kingofthewilderwest

#reblog #memes #tumblr history #ayyy its started to get self referential i love this part #meme history #tumblr polls

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galahadwilder

batmanisagatewaydrug

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

batmanisagatewaydrug

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

batmanisagatewaydrug

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

wildflower182

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

batmanisagatewaydrug

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

transvampireboyfriend

cealvan

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

batmanisagatewaydrug

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

batmanisagatewaydrug

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

sourcreammachine

op: carrots are not fruits. raspberries and apples and blueberries and pears and lingonberries are fruits. i’m not saying you can’t enjoy carrots but why would you hang all your fruitsalad hopes on it

idiot 1: aren’t raspberries berries?

op: yes that is indeed why it’s on the list of fruit

op: why have multiple people reblogged this with “umm actually most of these are berries”. did i fucking stutter i said they’re fruits. i’m going to kill you

idiot 2: btw just to clarify op is saying “yeah i know carrots are a fruit but there are other fruits too”

op: where in the sweet mary mother of cunt did i say that carrots were a fruit

idiot 3: op is saying that liking carrots for being fruits isn’t a bad thing, but to also know they are not the only fruit

op:

batmanisagatewaydrug

thanks for making me pink and purple those are two of my favorite colors :3

moonage-gaydream

"Sweet Mary mother of cunt" loool I love that 😆

#reblog #rip #tumblr history #memes #meme history

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argumate

oh-look-car-horns

IM NOT READYYYYYY

#reblog #meme history #YEAH #-sob-#boop

lilietsblog reblogged

galahadwilder

authorizedpope

#reblog #april fools 2024 #april fools #boop #memes #meme history #long post #color of the sky

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resplendent-chungus

sludgebat

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

stabble1234

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S