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Aremo Shitai Koremo Shitai Onna no Ko ni Mietatte

@lilietsblog / lilietsblog.tumblr.com

Wow, it's been like 10 years since I updated this. Neat. I've made a dreamwidth blog just in case tumblr dies. I think dreamwidth is neat. My username on Discord is Liliet#1061 (and no I don't intend to update it, they're asking but they haven't tried to force me yet). My username on reddit is LilietB. Read PGTE. Homestuck is great. Peace and love on the planet Earth. I'm Ukrainian. Wish us luck.
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⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

how does this only have 1400 notes

end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

here

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Someone add do you love the color of the sky

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

I’m going to hurt all of you

Waluigi was a nice touch.

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mun-urufu

This post keeps getting better

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on ethnostates and tumblr discourse

so yall really need to have another word taken away from you, because you are conflating two very different meanings all the time

ethnostate(1): a state that considers itself to belong to one specific ethnicity (or more, but a limited and strictly separated number), and seeks to actively assimilate, discriminate against and/or push out all others, frequently coupled with religious discrimination / privileging of one specific religion

ethnostate(2): a state that covers the territory where one or more specific ethnic groups live, that identifies itself with that ethnic group (those ethnic groups), whose citizenship identifier is either literally the same word as or generally associated with the name of that ethnicity (those ethnicities), has its formal language(s) be the language(s) of that ethnic group (those ethic groups), and bases its state holidays and other government-led traditions on the traditions of that ethnic group (those ethnic groups)

Ethnostate(2) always has at least a small group of citizens that want it to be ethnostate(1) and depending on the specific government can act or not act as ethnostate(1) at any given time. They are however not synonymous concepts.

Here's the thing: for people of any given ethnicity, the alternative to having an ethnostate(2) to call their own is to be forced to live in either: - ethnostate(2) that belongs to another ethnicity; - an empire that's basically an ethnostate(2) but a lot of its population does not actually belong to its "lead" ethnic group (and it will frequently be ethnostate(1) towards large chunks of its own native population).

Like, there isn't really a form of statehood out there that's not either ethnostate(2) or an empire. At minimum each state has specific official languages that its citizens fill out formal documents in - and it can be a regional mess like in India, but there's still a distinction between Indian and non-Indian ethnicities in India, isn't there? (Indians feel free to come in and correct me if I'm wrong on this one, I'd be very delightfully surprised to be wrong here)

This particularly applies to Jewish people. There are a lot of native slavic language speakers in Israel, because there was a huge ass exodus of Jews from the Soviet Union after Israel became a thing, ongoing until the end of USSR's existence and still ongoing in post-soviet countries. Three guesses why, and the first two don't count.

(It's because of antisemitism. Not because those people were nasty colonizers who hated native Palestinians, but because it wasn't even on their radar as they fled the country where they and their children faced discrimination and violence, preferring one where they knew no-one and didn't even speak the language, but would at least be SAFE.)

Of course, even besides the ability to flee hostile territory (VERY IMPORTANT), there's the fact that people face discrimination, receive opportunities, respect and socioeconomic status based on their native ethnostate(2) and whether they have one. I - I don't need to explain this one and give examples, right? We all live in the same world, right?

Like, the concept of ethnostates(2) is a historical successor to the shattering of empires, where structurally it didn't matter which ethnicities lived where, the group in charge was the group in charge and everyone else was out of luck depending on how different they were from them. Ethnostates(2) are a means of self-protection.

Like, right now Russia is attacking Ukraine, right? And it's aiming to commit genocide - it wants to eliminate the Ukrainian identity, culture and language. It's taking children away from families to "re-educate them" in "Russian values". It's instituting the use of Russian language exclusively on conquered territories. And that's just Ukrainians, basically cousins - you don't want to know how bad a time Crimean tatars are having... there's a reason why nobody believed the Crimean "referendum" on joining Russia - a lot of its population are people whose families were forcibly relocated in soviet times and who could only return upon USSR's dissolution because Ukraine didn't give a fuck. And it's still the same people at the head of Russian government, the same thought patterns, the same system, that had caused that genocide back then, yeah?

Ethnostates(2) are a means of protection against genocide. Pure and simple, that's what they are for - the ones that aren't simply successors to cut down empires that never really faced that danger.

(I'm assuming most of people railing against ethnostates on here are from one of those when they aren't simply American and currently living in an empire that's trying really hard to pretend it isn't one and is really a new unique thing)

So, like, yeah, ethnostates(1) are bad and Israel's ethnostate(1) policies are bad and it shouldn't be doing them.

But the existence of the state of Israel? Do not. Fucking. Conflate. This. Shit.

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You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you?

I was tagged by @kinnbig and well... it's a meme but it counts.

i could marry miles edgeworth but it would obviously have to be a lavender marriage sldbsksjs. and he's rich so like, that helps.

also this was a challenge like a year ago this would have absolutely been kim theerapanyakul and I would've been more screwed with that lmao

no pressure to do it obviously!!! 💖💖

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shubaka

Ahhhh okay. Um, I'm on my phone right now so let's see...

You know what? I'm fine with this (we are 100% still picking up Sophie though).

Uhh tagging... @ceci-seesaw @salamander89 @fiddlepickdouglas if you want to do this :)

Oh yay this'll fu-

Uhhhhh

Listen, as much as I'd love to marry you Kermit, I wouldn't dare get in the way of our queen Mrs. Piggy 😳😳😳

Lmaooooo

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callipigio

Bwahahahaha yessssssssssss

I'LL GET THE LAVENDER READY, AS LONG AS IM ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH YOUR LESBIAN BESTIES

edit cause i forgot to tag @omarandjohnny @sparklyeyedhimbo @kayatoasted

It'll be an October wedding, Captain Howdy expects nothing less.

(a saved LJ icon from years ago cuz Joelie still hasn't seen The Exorcist and we're gonna be remedying that SOON)

Tagging @first-kanaphan @ellasaru12 @dmdoll (if ya fancy it)

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marcpoon

Thanks for the tag @omarandjohnny ! 😊 I am nothing if not predictable lol. Thanks, Pinterest!

Tagging: @neppu @ieroween1031 @stillqueerstillhere @topapologist @radishayuan and/or anyone else who might want to…

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Firstly (get it? 😏), @first-kanaphan that picture is DEVASTATING. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Secondly, I can already tell you where this is gonna go without even opening my camera roll…

And yep. That’s about what I expected. I knew it was either gonna be Seungmin or I.N.

Tagging @stillqueerstillhere, @letsabandonthisworld and @flyingspicystrawberry because I refuse to be the only person exposing myself.

@first-kanaphan @ieroween1031 beloveds babes, loves of my life, besties, i must inform you this was supposed to be "last fictional character", and while First and Seungmin are out of this world gorgeous im pretty sure they're both still very real people, so.........

i had to scroll down so much until i found something and is this meme? lmfao

im in a throuple with barbie and ken now, so i guess i'll never be bored again at least

brazilian barbie and ken are a great duo to marry (assuming they voted Lula, but I know they did)

i had to scroll so much omg

i decided Mito counts since he doesn't exist but.......................

couples that have mood swings together stay together??????

@figurante-no1 feel free do do it too if you'd like but i know you won't BEHDNJWNDKWMDOAMDJ

does this count? technically it's mingi as red riding hood, so....

I'd be delighted to have just the softest husband ever, based on the rest of the pics from this shoot

I'll tag @incandescentflower, @jill-question-mark, and @stickers-on-a-laptop only if you want to 💕💕💕

pfffttt this is so embarrassingly on the nose and hilarious. since I'm already married I think this would work out pretty well since he's also essentially already married too. I'd love to be double-married besties. And I'd happily listen to him sing his boyfriend's songs around the house and enjoy his sugar daddy tendencies.

this is a quick silly one so I'll tag who I think I might have seen in tag games recently but no pressure! @mel-loves-all @lena221bee @zscribez @twig-tea @mineonmain

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twig-tea

Bahahaha this is adorable

Fuck yeah queer polycule 4 me!!!! I'm pleased at this result. The fandom can trust me to help Kwan forget all about Not and at least wingman Max to ensure the collective fandom agenda of getting Max laid and happy is achieved.

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telomeke

Ack. I don't know how this happened, but apparently I'm marrying... Lucy Van Pelt:

I know she looks a little young, but apparently she's 71 years old this year. God help me...

Thanks for tagging me @twig-tea! 🥰

Onward tagging: @colourme-feral, @airenyah, @dimpledpran, @neuroticbookworm, @dribs-and-drabbles, @waitmyturtles, @pandasmagorica and anybody else who wants to join in the fun! 😍 As always, no pressure to play if you don't want to! 🥰

I wasn’t going to play this until I saw what I saw in my camera roll and I said to myself, FOR THE WORLD, YOU WILL SEE WHO I’LL MARRY! and it’s sweet Nick from Only Friends who’s already catching major feelings for Boston, poor bubby:

But I’ll win against Boston. Tagging @neuroticbookworm, @bengiyo, and @lurkingshan, because who are YOU screenshooting, lol?

tagging @telomeke back in, thanks friend! :))

Turtles, my sneaky bestie, you knew what you were doing, didn't you? Well, I'm happy to announce to the world that I'm now part of a very attractive throuple (or at least 2/3 of it?)

I can't promise it'll be a happy marriage though. If y'all notice Zo mysteriously disappear in a few weeks, ...no you didn't. Joke and I will mourn him deeply, may he rest in peace.

Tagging @lurkingshan, @wen-kexing-apologist, @blmpff and @invisiblegarters to join the fun. No presh and toodles!

I didn't think I had anyone in my camera roll, so was going to skip, but lo and behold...

This is what I get for constantly trying to find more of Mew's sus looks isn't it?

Ah well. I'm sure we'll be fine and neither of us will end up in therapy or dead.

Tagging @anysin @thatgirl4815 and @wretchie. No pressure, all fun!

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anysin

Threeway marriage woot let’s go! What do you mean I might get killed by Ghostfa-

Tagging @flo-nelja​, @forest-of-stories​, @fataldrum​, no pressure though, just fun.

guys. i think you all know who it is. should i even put him here. come on

im getting so taken cared of its not even funny. he would be an amazing husband man. he literally already is an amazing husband. evidence: so fucking kind. come on. i win

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oriocookie

,,,,,ok so i don’t want to marry them i want them to marry each other

also don’t judge me for the obscure cartoon characters in my camera roll

sorry for tagging if you didn’t want it!

:(

Fuck my life actually

Oh no I’m getting killed by an entity so quick (credit to @themostat for the Johnathan sims art)

also shout out to how this was saved to my phone 5 minutes earlier, dodged a bullet I suppose

Aw shit, lemme scroll past all the pictures of my catto

Jinxy! Honestly I’m happy with that. She could make me lil mechanisms and I’ll sew her new stuffies while we zone out and do karaoke!

Yes, I’m aware she’s insane, but so am I, it balances

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x-ca1iber

ALL OF THE ORIGINAL MECHS???

(i also had a pic of the forgetmenauts but they’re real people so i don’t count it)

good thing i’m poly 😎 we can make this work

@mildlylesbian @star-keepr @biterflies and uhhh anyone else who wants to play!

Hell yeah!!! Linus!!!!

@ailathemoodentity @thefroggypond @angeldrawsstuffs and I’m adding another because yeah @p2ii

HELL YEAH

this idiot <3

i guess i’ll tag @h0dgep0dgee @nix-does-stuff @banned-from-kansas and @butterbolted-automaton no pressure tho,, y’all r just cool folks,,

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h0dgep0dgee

STARRO ROBIN???? IM NOT EVEN A DC GIRLIE I FORGOT I SAVED THIS TO SEND THIS IMAGE TO A FRIEND WHO IS A DC GIRLIE. WHY AM I MARRYING A SENTIENT ALIEN STARFISH. (i mean considering my concept of getting married is just permanent roommate for tax benefits i reckon theres worse dc characters) anyway tagging ppl hmm lets double down on @butterbolted-automaton and @nix-does-stuff and. hmmm who else. aha! @clownsindresses and @ramenwithbroccoli i feel like yall would enjoy this nonsense

thanks for tagging :3

crew of the revenge. oh my.

@kotofeden @more-profound-bond @salija your time has come >:]

My time has come 😌😌

So... I guess we're going back to the roots, huh?

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kotofeden

B!TCH, THATS MY PHOTO

I ALSO USED IN MY TAG POST

HOW COULD YOU

Also, why did you save it-

@more-profound-bond EXPLAIN URSELF

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kid-az

Mercenary tomboy gf… ❤️❤️❤️

I really don't know who I'm supposed to marry in this image. Something? Sam? Soldier Teamfortress2?

Maybe this is supposed to be a MFK scenario...

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cardhoarder

I got rika from After School Mate. It is really good and I think everyone should read it

https://mangadex.org/title/7ceecfe7-94d9-4c6b-ac1e-9cf852b872c8/after-school-mate

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lilietsblog

My Stardew Valley farmer Tia! I questioned if she counts, but I cleared my camera roll last year and I literally don't have anyone else on there

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so whenever Russian characters crop up in American/English-speaking media theres a very noticable thing where writers v often dont understand patronymics and full names.

Now, there’s two gradations of “full name” that are in use here. There is the “FIO” full name, or SGP perhaps (surname, given name, patronymic), and there is the full given name.

As an example, let’s take Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich.

Ivanov is the surname. You can tell bc of hte -ov suffix at the end. (Not the only one possible but a pretty decent indication something is a surname when it is there)

Ivan is the given name. You can tell bc Russian has a set (an expansive one) of given names and this is one of them, one of the most historically popular at that.

Ivanovich is the patronymic, it can be translated as “son of Ivan”. You can tell bc of the “ovich” suffix. There is also “evich” and for at least one name just “ich”. Colloquially they will also get shortened into just “ych” making the variation “Ivanych”. (”Y” is the letter used for transliteration of a sound that doesn’t exist in English but is considered fairly close to “i’)

To be clear, “Ivanov Ivan Ivanych” is the exact same person as “Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich”, this is hte exact same name, the only thing that changes is how formal the speaker is being about it.

Female suffixes are “evna” and “ovna”. Anna Petrovna, Anna Fadeevna. There is also “ichna” for at least one name and an antiquated “ishna” which is the colloquial alternative in some cases. Anna Fadeevna = Anna Fadeishna. This IS antiquated tho.

Coming back to our Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, this is the “FIO” form of his name, the way it will be put on formal documents that require one’s full name. The “Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov” form is also acceptable, its just not the order you write on documents in. The patronymic (Ivanovich) always comes after the full given name (Ivan), the surname can be stuck on either side of that.

The traditional respectful address to someone you know is the full given name + patronymic. Ivan Ivanovich! Could you come over here? It’s used with plural/formal “you”. This form is also becoming obsolete in recent years but if you’re writing mid-20th-century or characters of middle age+ Ivan Ivanovich is the name to go.

(Note the difference from the address + surname form in English: Dr. Smith or Mr Smith etc. In Russian this form does not exist except several centuries back or in very very impersonal century back “citizen Ivanov” that like a policeman would use to address you. Not anyone you actually know personally. Schoolchildren will often not know their teachers’ surnames because they are all Ivan Ivanovich to them.)

Now I keep saying “Ivan” is the FULL given name. The short given name from “Ivan” is “Vanya”. This is a set linguistic fact - the set of given names in Russian is factually two linked sets, a set of full given names and a set of short given names. Some short given names can  be short from several full given names, some full given names can have several short names (a person will usually pick one to use). A short given name doesn’t go anywhere on formal documents. It just follows from your full given name naturally, like conjugation. Some full given names (Gleb, Oleg, Diana, Vera) are short enough to be used as short given names too and so don’t realy have assigned short counterparts. In fact Vera can be both a full name on its own - Ivanova Vera Ivanovna - and short for Veronica - Ivanova Veronica Ivanovna.

Short names are formed through a variety of rules. There are basic requirements for the form they take as a result though. Full given names can have “complicated” consonant pairs together: Dmitriy, Aleksandr, Pavla, Anna. Short names are “simple” will almost always go consonant-vowel. Dmitriy -> Dima, Aleksandr -> Sasha, Alik or Shura (don’t ask how that last one happened, it’s a miracle of absurdity, but it’s one of the traditional shortenings), Pavla -> Pasha (well, Pavla is a rare name, you hear Pasha and you usually assume Pavel, the male name), Anna -> Anya. (”y” is not a consonant here, “ya” is a vowel sound English doesnt really have)

(As an exception to the consonant-vowel rule, when there’s a consonant pair the second of which is “l” it’s usually kept together in the short name - it’s just very simple to the Russian ear / tongue. Vladislav - Vlad or Slava, for example)

Often a name will be formed fully from the syllables / consonants of the full name, give or take changing the last vowel to the gender neutral “a”/”ya” (It will either be “a”/”ya” or a consonant). Vladimir -> Vlad, Ruslana -> Lana, Tatiana -> Tanya, Anna -> Anya, Katerina -> Katya, Dmitriy -> Dima or Mitya, Ivan -> Vanya. And then there’s the “sha” suffix tacked on as the second syllable: Pavel -> Pasha, Natalia -> Natasha or Tasha, Daria -> Dasha, Aleksandr -> Sasha, etc.

So long as they conform to these rules, you can kind of make them up. Though considering the whole of history, you’re not super likely to make up something that hasn’t been made up before you. Anna historically speaking turns into Anya, Nyura, Nyusha… -shudders-

So how are short names actually used?

As an implication of familiarity/subordination, that’s how. For the weebs in the audience, you know the ‘-chan’ suffix in Japanese? Kind of exactly like that. Japanese has more nuances, but generally if you wouldn’t call someone -chan, you shouldn’t call them by their short name. (Unless they specifically asked you to, but I think that’s a thing in Japanese too)

Short names are never paired with patronymics. The steps of formality in address are basically “Ivan Ivanovich” => “Ivan” => “Vanya”.

(There’s also formal you, so to be completely clear: “Ivan Ivanovich” (formal you) => “Ivan” (formal you) => “Vanya” (formal you) => “Vanya” (informal you). If someone is getting called their full given name + informal you, it’s either implying antiquity - pre 20th century - or they’re using their full given name as their short given name.)

You call your children and siblings by short names. You call your friends by short names. You MIGHT call your employees, especially if they are sufficiently young, or if you’ve known them for a long time and the “familiarity” part applies, by short names.

SHORT NAMES ARE NOT FORMAL. This is important. Nobody has “Natasha” written in their passport (unless I guess they were making new documents in America or something from scratch and didn’t use any old ones as basis of establishing idenity so could make up whatever. It’s still weird! It’s like having “Johnny-boy” written in your passport!)

SHORT NAMES ARE OFTEN GENDERED BUT YOU CANNOT TELL HOW WITHOUT KNOWING THE CORRESPONDING FULL NAME. “Pasha” and “Misha” are both male names becaus they are short from “Pavel” and “Mikhail”. Of course you could have a Pavla or a Mikhaila, but the former is very rare and the latter is probably a foreign Mykaila Russianified or something. In these cases it’s usually considered normal to assume gender, even if there’s a tiny chance you could be wrong.

PATRONYMICS ARE NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INTERCHANGEABLE WITH SURNAMES. You have the same surname as your family members, but if you have the same patronymic, either you’re siblings or there are multiple people with the same given name in your immediate family, which is slightly odd. A patronymic is formed from your father’s name by unambiguous and definite rules. Foreign names can be turned into patronymics easily. (Though kids of foreign citizens can get whatever their parents want on their birth certificate - patronymic by the rules of one of the parents’ home country, no patronymic at all, whatever) Surnames are surnames and work the same way they work anywhere else.

PATRONYMICS AND SURNAMES ARE NOT CONNECTED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. Any surname goes with any patronymic same as it goes with any given name. Except for the obvoius “statistically likely to be from the same culture” part. (Your “Russian” character could have Georgian, Ukrainian, Armenian, Lithuanian, Bielorussian, Kazakh, Tatar descent, descent from any number of indigenous cultures on the territory of Russia that I personally never heard about until I started translating documents in high amounts and stumbling upon them. Russia is an empire!) But even that’s just statistics - you could have a Tsukino Farha Bogdanovna and I’d just go “that’s a fascinating family history right there”.

GOOGLE RUSSIAN GIVEN NAMES, DON’T MAKE THEM UP. And pay attention if something is marked as “diminutive” - that means it’s a short name, and it will not be used on formal documents or in conjunction with a patronymic. Go for the name it’s diminutive for and just have the character ask everyone to use their short name if you want - it’s trendy these days.

There’s all kinds of fuckery going on with name use on the margins - some old people will call their close friends the “patronymic + informal you” construction. (Actually it’s a “Russian babushka” stereotype that actually exists within the culture. And if anyone ever uses the “short name + patronymic” form irl it’s this category of people, though I’d imagine only in third person) Some bosses or even teachers will invite their students to call them by their short name (I am so deeply uncomfortable with this). Age is often the difference between a Vanya and an Ivan Ivanovich in the same situation.

All patronymics and a good share of surnames conjugate by gender! “Ivanov” and “Ivanova” are the exact same surname, but a guy will have the former writen in their documents and a gal would have the latter. If you legally change your gender that letter changes too. (No, there’s no gender neutral form. Some surnames, like those ending in -enko, just don’t do this, but those that do are at all times one or the other) I guess expatriates a couple of generations down could have whatever going on, but if you have an actually-born-in-Russia “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna” that means “Ivan” is a girl with a male name for some fucking reason. Name gendering is just tradition, patronymic gendering is grammar. (And if you have an “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovich” that’s just someone making a typo) (Maybe our hypothetical Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna transitioned and liked her birth name so much, she decided to not even go for Ivanna or something else plausible, Ivan or bust. Officials would probably just shrug and go with it lmao)

Oh, and in less formal lists and situations, surname + short given name is a classical combination. When I call my grandboss, surname + short given name is how I introduce myself, because I’m much younger and much subordinate so short name it is, but she’s under no obligation to identify me from my given name so surname it is. (To people who I expect to remember my name but who weren’t expecting me to call, just surname is good, but to people who can connect my surname with my identity but probably don’t remember my given name immediately & exactly from that, giving also the form of given name they address me by is the reasonable person thing to do)

If I were introducing myself in the “Hi! I’m Tsukino Usagi!” anime intro format, I’d go for “Short given name + surname”. Short name is usually the one people think of as their personal identity as it’s whatt their close circle will have been calling them for their entire life, and ACTUALLY it’s normal for the surname to come after the given name. In a book citation of “famous doctor X did Y” they will probably be “famous doctor fullgivenname-patronymic-surname”. For a Russian speaker, switching between Japanese name order and English name order is not a difficulty, but we WILL be distressed by not being able to tell which is which and therefore which it is on sight )=

MARVEL COMICS WALL OF SHAME

- Natasha Alianovna Romanova. First, “Romanov” is not a common surname, it’s the surname of the royal family, it’s like a random English guy being called “Tudor”. Well, it’s plausible, it IS formed by the classic “common given name + -ov” rule, but Roman isn’t even that common a name (and not exactly Russian), and… well. It’s just weird. I don’t think there’s good chances for it to have come into existence as such historically WHEN IT WAS THE RULING FAMILY SURNAME. Second! Natasha is a short name! She should be Natalia/Natalya! Third… I mean I will not say Alian is not an existing male name, and I won’t even say it’s not used in any cultures that exist within Russia, but if they were aiming for “common Russian male name” they missed 180 degrees.

- Ilyana Rasputin. First, -in is a suffix that makes this surname adjective-ish, meaning it conjugates by gender, meaning she is RASPUTINA. Her brother is Rasputin. She is Rasputina. Second, again, I have heard of exactly one (1) guy with this surname, and it’s the same guy you’re thinking of right now. It is in no way, shape or form common, or reasonable to give to a character without making it a plot point. Third, Ilyana is not a Russian name that exists. Ilya is a male name, but there’s no female form. FOURTH, I distinctly remember reading a comic where she was calling her brothers “Piotr” and “Mikhail”. That’s their full names! I mean bonus points for actually finding the full names this time, but it’s extremely weird for their LITTLE SIBLING to use them! They should be Petya and Misha as far as her own speech is concerned!

P.S. “All Night Laundry” is a fantastic webcomic, but “Grandimir” is not a real name, “Grand” is not a Russian word root and will not be used in a name this way, you’re looking for “Velimir” or somethng (though that’s, like, a thousand years antiquated). Also while both the uncle and the nephew having the “Petrovich” patronymic is not that odd, Petr is not THAT rare a name and maybe their brother/father was Petr Petrovich… considering we never learn their surname, I seriously suspect the writer just confused a patronymic with a surname. Also, naming their dog the same name crosses the line into slightly weird. Who names a dog after their father? This is actually what prompted this…

OH AND ALSO

If your character was born to a single mom who never specified the father on the birth certificate, they probably still have a patronymic. Their mom will make one up arbitrarily. A patronymic is an integral part of the name, if you don’t have one you like, don’t have a Russian name. Your name is not Russian then, it’s not formed by Russian rules.

I once handled a set of documens where the mom first wrote an arbitrary patronymic for the kid, then the father popped up and she changed the birth certificate to have the accurate patronymic and also the actual data about the father.

(Also a different spelling of the child’s name in English - my job was translating all of that into English. From Ukrainian, because I live and work in Ukraine, but Russia has the same rules for this stuff.)

ALSO ALSO

all children up to perhaps older teenagers are called by short names. They will KNOW their full given name bc it’s what’s on their documentation, but they will identify themselves by their short names to each other and adults, and adults will practicaly always - except for some schoolteachers with teenagers - call them by the short name. And informal you. This is part of why Ilyana calling her brothers by their full names is so implausible: at least with one of them I believe the age difference was small enough that in Ilyana’s formative memories everyone around her would be calling him by the short name.

It’s not presumptive to call someone who is visibly a kid by the short name. It’s kind of weird not to, though I personally have deep adoration and respect for teachers who go for this specific kind of weird and start treating kids as adults worthy of respect earlier than the rest of society does.

P.P.P.S. Because of how grammatically definite patronymics are, there isn’t actually a sex/gender form on the post-soviet (Russian, Ukrainian) birth certificates. Passports have that, but birth certificates just don’t. It’s Obvious From Context.

Out of curiosity, is there any semi-common circumstance where someone would use a matronymic (or a patronymic made from their mother’s name, if those wouldn’t be the same thing)? Either instead or in addition?

The concept doesn’t exist. The only thing I remember like that is the “Lenin” joke (”Lenin” translates as “Lena’s” and in that joke a guy interacts with some kids one of whom is acting in some memetic way and when he asks adults nearby whose the kids are, he gets “Galin” (Galya’s), “Tanin” (Tanya’s) and “Lenin” (Lena’s) for the last one). Matronymic isn’t a thing.

Again, single mothers’ kids just get a made up patronymic. At this point it’s a #aesthetic thing. And Russian does not have matronymics.

Like… this word can be constructed and recognizable in English, but it does not exist in Russian.

MAKE A CONLANG

dont break these rules for Russian characters MAKE YOUR OWN CONLANG THAT SHARES SOME FEATURES WITH RUSSIAN BUT BREAKS THE RULES IN A FUN WAY

GOOD POINT GOOD POINT

If you’re making shit up already you might as well go there. I just… wouldn’t recommend it to foreign speakers who don’t have a good feel for the language.

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Shura (don’t ask how that last one happened, it’s a miracle of absurdity, but it’s one of the traditional shortenings)

It’s not that absurd :( It’s just that there was an additional step in derivation of this name, which now is rarely used and is pretty much forgotten. The steps go like Sasha -> Sashura -> Shura. The middle one falls into obscurity and makes it seem like Shura came out of nowhere. Still, Shura is nowhere near as weird as some of the shortenings used at the beginning of the 20th century (freaking “Чук и Гек” — Gaidar, answer for this crime).

I also want to say that for the authors who want to use fitting short names, the simplest way to find them is to go to Russian Wikipedia’s page of the full name — usually, a pretty big list of the weird-ass diminutives can be found there.

Pls don’t mind me, I just find the whole stuff with diminutive names and their history really fascinating.

I mean, I do know how it happened. The problem is, “-shura” is a suffix! Like, in Sasha, you get “Sa” from the actual “AlekSAndr(a)” and “sha” is the suffix. So then you expand the “sha” into “shura”, right? And then you cut off the part that comes from the actual full name...

I get how it happened! It just boggles the fucking mind! Cause in theory, from pure etymology,  you could have Pashura, Mashura, Dashura, Goshura - ANY OF THE SHORT NAMES THAT END IN SHA COULD HAVE THIS HAPPEN TO THEM.

But it’s specifically just Sasha and ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????, you know?

...do you know how this happened, historically???

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In honor of just how epically my Russian name post blew up, here’s how you can make up your own Russian names

To be clear, most actually used Russian names are borrowed from Greek or Hebrew and Russianified, so the names you make up by THIS method won’t be common or occasionally even pre-existent. This is for when you want to make up a fantasy not-Russia that’s still clearly Russian in language but doesn’t have the same greek-borrowing history. It’ll sound antiquated, alt-history, slightly weird and definitely Russian as all heck.

Set of first halves:

- Vladi (means “power/ownership”)

- Yaro (means “passionately”)

- Veli (means “great”)

- Sviato (Svyato) (means “saint/sacred”)

- Miro (means “peace/world”)

- Meche (means “sword”)

- Tverdo (means “hard” as in “not soft”)

- Gordi (means “pride”)

- Bole (means “pain”. no i dont know why this one gets used either)

- Gore (means “grief/bitter”, see above)

- Slavo (means “glory”)

- Sveto (means “light”)

- Milo (means “dear”)

- Yasno (means “clear”)

- Vero (means “faith”)

- Liubo (Lyubo) (means “love”)

- Kraso (means “beauty”)

- Rado (means “joy”)

- Vole (means “will”)

- Zare (means “dawn” though the wordroot can also refer to dusk when specified. it specifically means the thing when its brighter in the sky than not in the sky. What you see when there’s a city or a bright fire in the distance is called a word produced from the same route)

- Vedi (means “knowledge”; note: I just made this one up, I have never seen an actual name with this. However it fits the scheme and will sound reasonable to a native speaker, and the goal is still to produce NOT common names)

- Zvezdo (means “star” and I made this one up too)

- Ogne (means “flame” and I might have seen this one or I might have made it up idk at this point)

- Snego (means “snow” and i 100% made this one up and its not a thing. Sounds nice though)

- Deye (means “action” and I’m only half certain this one’s a thing. It’ll definitely sound nice though, again)

- Medo (means “honey” and we’re completely off the rails here folks)

- Isto (means “sincerity” and im ALMOST sure this one is a thing. Almost)

- Pravdo (means “truth” and this one is 100% not a thing but it can be if you want to)

EDIT: CONTRIBUTION FROM @reaty  CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT FUCKING STANISLAV

- Dobro (means “good” or “kind”)

- Rati (means “army”)

- Brati (means “brother”)

- Vse (means “all”)

- Zlato (means “gold”)

- Liuto (Lyuto) (means “fierce”)

- Stani (means “war camp”)

Set of second halves:

- mir or mira (male/female respectively)

- slav or slava (same)

- bor (just male) (means "struggle" or “deep dark forest”)

- dar (just male) (means “gift”)

- mil or mila (again same)

- lad or lada (same and means “harmony”)

- liuba (lyuba) (just female; adding this in the male form just makes a regular word that means ‘[thing]-lover’, like “slavolyub” -> guy who likes glory)

- rad or rada (yep)

- slov (means “word”)

- ust (means “mouth”)

EDIT: CONTRIBUTION FROM @reaty THANKS DUDE (gender neutral)

- polk (means “regiment”)

- gor (means “mountain”)

- vid (means “one who sees”)

- voy (means “warrior”).

Pronunciation guide: all “a” like “u” in “duck”, all “e” like in “best”, all “i” like in “ship” or “sheep” (same sound in Russian). Gore - go-reh, Bole - bo-leh, etc. “ia”/”ya” when its after a vowel or at the start of the word is as in “Bianca” and if its after a consonant is like “nya” but will probably sound like just “a” to yall native English speakers. “iu/yu” after a consonant sounds exactly like the german ü.

Obviously don’t go Moon Moon, Slavoslav and Miromir aren’t valid names. Generally these’ll sound nicer if you avoid repeating consonants. Deyemil > Deyedar, etc. With that in mind, go nuts!

Names in this category that are actually common:

Vladimir, short Vova for some fucking reason, no i dont know either

Vladislav, short Vladik or Slava/Slavik

Vladislava, short Vlada

Sviatoslav, short Slava/Slavik

Viacheslav, short Slava/Slavik, which isn’t one of the roots above… I have never seen “Viache” with any other root and I don’t have any idea what it means.

Yaroslav, short Yarik or Slava/Slavik

Stanislav, short Slava/Slavik

(Fun fact, I have an uncle Slava… and I don’t actually know what his full name is)

(Google up the name after you’ve made it up to find out how pre-existent it is. It’ll sound Russian though)

The accent/stress (v important in Russian) will usually go on the first syllable of the second half (GoresLAv, LiubomEEra), with the exception being personally Vladimir, where it’s VladEEmir.

Notice there’s a cadence to this. By the end of that first list I was just making these up out of Russian word roots that fit the rhythm and the vague theming. Don’t Try This At Home though without an actual Russian speaker to consult: note how the vowels at the end of those are different, and I’ll be honest: I have no idea why those specifically, other than This Sounds Right.

There’s… probably more legit ones that I just haven’t remembered. I just spent an hour at work on this instead of working though so you know having to cut the exercise short and all.

EDIT: A P.S. FROM @reaty WHO CONTINUES TO BE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT PROBABLY

Also I think that it’s important for these halves to have at least some sense together. For example, Medo- part, I belive, would be plausible in something like “Medoust” or “Medoslov” — a way to depict a person who is good with words — but “Medopolk” would have absolutely zero sense (at least if he is not an actual bee).

like yall dont misunderstand me. even when native speakers write characters with names in significant proportion like this its cringe as fuck

however cringe culture is dead, so

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so whenever Russian characters crop up in American/English-speaking media theres a very noticable thing where writers v often dont understand patronymics and full names.

Now, there’s two gradations of “full name” that are in use here. There is the “FIO” full name, or SGP perhaps (surname, given name, patronymic), and there is the full given name.

As an example, let’s take Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich.

Ivanov is the surname. You can tell bc of hte -ov suffix at the end. (Not the only one possible but a pretty decent indication something is a surname when it is there)

Ivan is the given name. You can tell bc Russian has a set (an expansive one) of given names and this is one of them, one of the most historically popular at that.

Ivanovich is the patronymic, it can be translated as “son of Ivan”. You can tell bc of the “ovich” suffix. There is also “evich” and for at least one name just “ich”. Colloquially they will also get shortened into just “ych” making the variation “Ivanych”. (”Y” is the letter used for transliteration of a sound that doesn’t exist in English but is considered fairly close to “i’)

To be clear, “Ivanov Ivan Ivanych” is the exact same person as “Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich”, this is hte exact same name, the only thing that changes is how formal the speaker is being about it.

Female suffixes are “evna” and “ovna”. Anna Petrovna, Anna Fadeevna. There is also “ichna” for at least one name and an antiquated “ishna” which is the colloquial alternative in some cases. Anna Fadeevna = Anna Fadeishna. This IS antiquated tho.

Coming back to our Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, this is the “FIO” form of his name, the way it will be put on formal documents that require one’s full name. The “Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov” form is also acceptable, its just not the order you write on documents in. The patronymic (Ivanovich) always comes after the full given name (Ivan), the surname can be stuck on either side of that.

The traditional respectful address to someone you know is the full given name + patronymic. Ivan Ivanovich! Could you come over here? It’s used with plural/formal “you”. This form is also becoming obsolete in recent years but if you’re writing mid-20th-century or characters of middle age+ Ivan Ivanovich is the name to go.

(Note the difference from the address + surname form in English: Dr. Smith or Mr Smith etc. In Russian this form does not exist except several centuries back or in very very impersonal century back “citizen Ivanov” that like a policeman would use to address you. Not anyone you actually know personally. Schoolchildren will often not know their teachers’ surnames because they are all Ivan Ivanovich to them.)

Now I keep saying “Ivan” is the FULL given name. The short given name from “Ivan” is “Vanya”. This is a set linguistic fact - the set of given names in Russian is factually two linked sets, a set of full given names and a set of short given names. Some short given names can  be short from several full given names, some full given names can have several short names (a person will usually pick one to use). A short given name doesn’t go anywhere on formal documents. It just follows from your full given name naturally, like conjugation. Some full given names (Gleb, Oleg, Diana, Vera) are short enough to be used as short given names too and so don’t realy have assigned short counterparts. In fact Vera can be both a full name on its own - Ivanova Vera Ivanovna - and short for Veronica - Ivanova Veronica Ivanovna.

Short names are formed through a variety of rules. There are basic requirements for the form they take as a result though. Full given names can have “complicated” consonant pairs together: Dmitriy, Aleksandr, Pavla, Anna. Short names are “simple” will almost always go consonant-vowel. Dmitriy -> Dima, Aleksandr -> Sasha, Alik or Shura (don’t ask how that last one happened, it’s a miracle of absurdity, but it’s one of the traditional shortenings), Pavla -> Pasha (well, Pavla is a rare name, you hear Pasha and you usually assume Pavel, the male name), Anna -> Anya. (”y” is not a consonant here, “ya” is a vowel sound English doesnt really have)

(As an exception to the consonant-vowel rule, when there’s a consonant pair the second of which is “l” it’s usually kept together in the short name - it’s just very simple to the Russian ear / tongue. Vladislav - Vlad or Slava, for example)

Often a name will be formed fully from the syllables / consonants of the full name, give or take changing the last vowel to the gender neutral “a”/”ya” (It will either be “a”/”ya” or a consonant). Vladimir -> Vlad, Ruslana -> Lana, Tatiana -> Tanya, Anna -> Anya, Katerina -> Katya, Dmitriy -> Dima or Mitya, Ivan -> Vanya. And then there’s the “sha” suffix tacked on as the second syllable: Pavel -> Pasha, Natalia -> Natasha or Tasha, Daria -> Dasha, Aleksandr -> Sasha, etc.

So long as they conform to these rules, you can kind of make them up. Though considering the whole of history, you’re not super likely to make up something that hasn’t been made up before you. Anna historically speaking turns into Anya, Nyura, Nyusha… -shudders-

So how are short names actually used?

As an implication of familiarity/subordination, that’s how. For the weebs in the audience, you know the ‘-chan’ suffix in Japanese? Kind of exactly like that. Japanese has more nuances, but generally if you wouldn’t call someone -chan, you shouldn’t call them by their short name. (Unless they specifically asked you to, but I think that’s a thing in Japanese too)

Short names are never paired with patronymics. The steps of formality in address are basically “Ivan Ivanovich” => “Ivan” => “Vanya”.

(There’s also formal you, so to be completely clear: “Ivan Ivanovich” (formal you) => “Ivan” (formal you) => “Vanya” (formal you) => “Vanya” (informal you). If someone is getting called their full given name + informal you, it’s either implying antiquity - pre 20th century - or they’re using their full given name as their short given name.)

You call your children and siblings by short names. You call your friends by short names. You MIGHT call your employees, especially if they are sufficiently young, or if you’ve known them for a long time and the “familiarity” part applies, by short names.

SHORT NAMES ARE NOT FORMAL. This is important. Nobody has “Natasha” written in their passport (unless I guess they were making new documents in America or something from scratch and didn’t use any old ones as basis of establishing idenity so could make up whatever. It’s still weird! It’s like having “Johnny-boy” written in your passport!)

SHORT NAMES ARE OFTEN GENDERED BUT YOU CANNOT TELL HOW WITHOUT KNOWING THE CORRESPONDING FULL NAME. “Pasha” and “Misha” are both male names becaus they are short from “Pavel” and “Mikhail”. Of course you could have a Pavla or a Mikhaila, but the former is very rare and the latter is probably a foreign Mykaila Russianified or something. In these cases it’s usually considered normal to assume gender, even if there’s a tiny chance you could be wrong.

PATRONYMICS ARE NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INTERCHANGEABLE WITH SURNAMES. You have the same surname as your family members, but if you have the same patronymic, either you’re siblings or there are multiple people with the same given name in your immediate family, which is slightly odd. A patronymic is formed from your father’s name by unambiguous and definite rules. Foreign names can be turned into patronymics easily. (Though kids of foreign citizens can get whatever their parents want on their birth certificate - patronymic by the rules of one of the parents’ home country, no patronymic at all, whatever) Surnames are surnames and work the same way they work anywhere else.

PATRONYMICS AND SURNAMES ARE NOT CONNECTED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. Any surname goes with any patronymic same as it goes with any given name. Except for the obvoius “statistically likely to be from the same culture” part. (Your “Russian” character could have Georgian, Ukrainian, Armenian, Lithuanian, Bielorussian, Kazakh, Tatar descent, descent from any number of indigenous cultures on the territory of Russia that I personally never heard about until I started translating documents in high amounts and stumbling upon them. Russia is an empire!) But even that’s just statistics - you could have a Tsukino Farha Bogdanovna and I’d just go “that’s a fascinating family history right there”.

GOOGLE RUSSIAN GIVEN NAMES, DON’T MAKE THEM UP. And pay attention if something is marked as “diminutive” - that means it’s a short name, and it will not be used on formal documents or in conjunction with a patronymic. Go for the name it’s diminutive for and just have the character ask everyone to use their short name if you want - it’s trendy these days.

There’s all kinds of fuckery going on with name use on the margins - some old people will call their close friends the “patronymic + informal you” construction. (Actually it’s a “Russian babushka” stereotype that actually exists within the culture. And if anyone ever uses the “short name + patronymic” form irl it’s this category of people, though I’d imagine only in third person) Some bosses or even teachers will invite their students to call them by their short name (I am so deeply uncomfortable with this). Age is often the difference between a Vanya and an Ivan Ivanovich in the same situation.

All patronymics and a good share of surnames conjugate by gender! “Ivanov” and “Ivanova” are the exact same surname, but a guy will have the former writen in their documents and a gal would have the latter. If you legally change your gender that letter changes too. (No, there’s no gender neutral form. Some surnames, like those ending in -enko, just don’t do this, but those that do are at all times one or the other) I guess expatriates a couple of generations down could have whatever going on, but if you have an actually-born-in-Russia “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna” that means “Ivan” is a girl with a male name for some fucking reason. Name gendering is just tradition, patronymic gendering is grammar. (And if you have an “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovich” that’s just someone making a typo) (Maybe our hypothetical Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna transitioned and liked her birth name so much, she decided to not even go for Ivanna or something else plausible, Ivan or bust. Officials would probably just shrug and go with it lmao)

Oh, and in less formal lists and situations, surname + short given name is a classical combination. When I call my grandboss, surname + short given name is how I introduce myself, because I’m much younger and much subordinate so short name it is, but she’s under no obligation to identify me from my given name so surname it is. (To people who I expect to remember my name but who weren’t expecting me to call, just surname is good, but to people who can connect my surname with my identity but probably don’t remember my given name immediately & exactly from that, giving also the form of given name they address me by is the reasonable person thing to do)

If I were introducing myself in the “Hi! I’m Tsukino Usagi!” anime intro format, I’d go for “Short given name + surname”. Short name is usually the one people think of as their personal identity as it’s whatt their close circle will have been calling them for their entire life, and ACTUALLY it’s normal for the surname to come after the given name. In a book citation of “famous doctor X did Y” they will probably be “famous doctor fullgivenname-patronymic-surname”. For a Russian speaker, switching between Japanese name order and English name order is not a difficulty, but we WILL be distressed by not being able to tell which is which and therefore which it is on sight )=

MARVEL COMICS WALL OF SHAME

- Natasha Alianovna Romanova. First, “Romanov” is not a common surname, it’s the surname of the royal family, it’s like a random English guy being called “Tudor”. Well, it’s plausible, it IS formed by the classic “common given name + -ov” rule, but Roman isn’t even that common a name (and not exactly Russian), and… well. It’s just weird. I don’t think there’s good chances for it to have come into existence as such historically WHEN IT WAS THE RULING FAMILY SURNAME. Second! Natasha is a short name! She should be Natalia/Natalya! Third… I mean I will not say Alian is not an existing male name, and I won’t even say it’s not used in any cultures that exist within Russia, but if they were aiming for “common Russian male name” they missed 180 degrees.

- Ilyana Rasputin. First, -in is a suffix that makes this surname adjective-ish, meaning it conjugates by gender, meaning she is RASPUTINA. Her brother is Rasputin. She is Rasputina. Second, again, I have heard of exactly one (1) guy with this surname, and it’s the same guy you’re thinking of right now. It is in no way, shape or form common, or reasonable to give to a character without making it a plot point. Third, Ilyana is not a Russian name that exists. Ilya is a male name, but there’s no female form. FOURTH, I distinctly remember reading a comic where she was calling her brothers “Piotr” and “Mikhail”. That’s their full names! I mean bonus points for actually finding the full names this time, but it’s extremely weird for their LITTLE SIBLING to use them! They should be Petya and Misha as far as her own speech is concerned!

P.S. “All Night Laundry” is a fantastic webcomic, but “Grandimir” is not a real name, “Grand” is not a Russian word root and will not be used in a name this way, you’re looking for “Velimir” or somethng (though that’s, like, a thousand years antiquated). Also while both the uncle and the nephew having the “Petrovich” patronymic is not that odd, Petr is not THAT rare a name and maybe their brother/father was Petr Petrovich… considering we never learn their surname, I seriously suspect the writer just confused a patronymic with a surname. Also, naming their dog the same name crosses the line into slightly weird. Who names a dog after their father? This is actually what prompted this…

OH AND ALSO

If your character was born to a single mom who never specified the father on the birth certificate, they probably still have a patronymic. Their mom will make one up arbitrarily. A patronymic is an integral part of the name, if you don’t have one you like, don’t have a Russian name. Your name is not Russian then, it’s not formed by Russian rules.

I once handled a set of documens where the mom first wrote an arbitrary patronymic for the kid, then the father popped up and she changed the birth certificate to have the accurate patronymic and also the actual data about the father.

(Also a different spelling of the child’s name in English - my job was translating all of that into English. From Ukrainian, because I live and work in Ukraine, but Russia has the same rules for this stuff.)

ALSO ALSO

all children up to perhaps older teenagers are called by short names. They will KNOW their full given name bc it’s what’s on their documentation, but they will identify themselves by their short names to each other and adults, and adults will practicaly always - except for some schoolteachers with teenagers - call them by the short name. And informal you. This is part of why Ilyana calling her brothers by their full names is so implausible: at least with one of them I believe the age difference was small enough that in Ilyana’s formative memories everyone around her would be calling him by the short name.

It’s not presumptive to call someone who is visibly a kid by the short name. It’s kind of weird not to, though I personally have deep adoration and respect for teachers who go for this specific kind of weird and start treating kids as adults worthy of respect earlier than the rest of society does.

P.P.P.S. Because of how grammatically definite patronymics are, there isn’t actually a sex/gender form on the post-soviet (Russian, Ukrainian) birth certificates. Passports have that, but birth certificates just don’t. It’s Obvious From Context.

Out of curiosity, is there any semi-common circumstance where someone would use a matronymic (or a patronymic made from their mother’s name, if those wouldn’t be the same thing)? Either instead or in addition?

The concept doesn’t exist. The only thing I remember like that is the “Lenin” joke (”Lenin” translates as “Lena’s” and in that joke a guy interacts with some kids one of whom is acting in some memetic way and when he asks adults nearby whose the kids are, he gets “Galin” (Galya’s), “Tanin” (Tanya’s) and “Lenin” (Lena’s) for the last one). Matronymic isn’t a thing.

Again, single mothers’ kids just get a made up patronymic. At this point it’s a #aesthetic thing. And Russian does not have matronymics.

Like… this word can be constructed and recognizable in English, but it does not exist in Russian.

MAKE A CONLANG

dont break these rules for Russian characters MAKE YOUR OWN CONLANG THAT SHARES SOME FEATURES WITH RUSSIAN BUT BREAKS THE RULES IN A FUN WAY

GOOD POINT GOOD POINT

If you’re making shit up already you might as well go there. I just... wouldn’t recommend it to foreign speakers who don’t have a good feel for the language.

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so whenever Russian characters crop up in American/English-speaking media theres a very noticable thing where writers v often dont understand patronymics and full names.

Now, there’s two gradations of “full name” that are in use here. There is the “FIO” full name, or SGP perhaps (surname, given name, patronymic), and there is the full given name.

As an example, let’s take Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich.

Ivanov is the surname. You can tell bc of hte -ov suffix at the end. (Not the only one possible but a pretty decent indication something is a surname when it is there)

Ivan is the given name. You can tell bc Russian has a set (an expansive one) of given names and this is one of them, one of the most historically popular at that.

Ivanovich is the patronymic, it can be translated as “son of Ivan”. You can tell bc of the “ovich” suffix. There is also “evich” and for at least one name just “ich”. Colloquially they will also get shortened into just “ych” making the variation “Ivanych”. (”Y” is the letter used for transliteration of a sound that doesn’t exist in English but is considered fairly close to “i’)

To be clear, “Ivanov Ivan Ivanych” is the exact same person as “Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich”, this is hte exact same name, the only thing that changes is how formal the speaker is being about it.

Female suffixes are “evna” and “ovna”. Anna Petrovna, Anna Fadeevna. There is also “ichna” for at least one name and an antiquated “ishna” which is the colloquial alternative in some cases. Anna Fadeevna = Anna Fadeishna. This IS antiquated tho.

Coming back to our Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, this is the “FIO” form of his name, the way it will be put on formal documents that require one’s full name. The “Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov” form is also acceptable, its just not the order you write on documents in. The patronymic (Ivanovich) always comes after the full given name (Ivan), the surname can be stuck on either side of that.

The traditional respectful address to someone you know is the full given name + patronymic. Ivan Ivanovich! Could you come over here? It’s used with plural/formal “you”. This form is also becoming obsolete in recent years but if you’re writing mid-20th-century or characters of middle age+ Ivan Ivanovich is the name to go.

(Note the difference from the address + surname form in English: Dr. Smith or Mr Smith etc. In Russian this form does not exist except several centuries back or in very very impersonal century back “citizen Ivanov” that like a policeman would use to address you. Not anyone you actually know personally. Schoolchildren will often not know their teachers’ surnames because they are all Ivan Ivanovich to them.)

Now I keep saying “Ivan” is the FULL given name. The short given name from “Ivan” is “Vanya”. This is a set linguistic fact - the set of given names in Russian is factually two linked sets, a set of full given names and a set of short given names. Some short given names can  be short from several full given names, some full given names can have several short names (a person will usually pick one to use). A short given name doesn’t go anywhere on formal documents. It just follows from your full given name naturally, like conjugation. Some full given names (Gleb, Oleg, Diana, Vera) are short enough to be used as short given names too and so don’t realy have assigned short counterparts. In fact Vera can be both a full name on its own - Ivanova Vera Ivanovna - and short for Veronica - Ivanova Veronica Ivanovna.

Short names are formed through a variety of rules. There are basic requirements for the form they take as a result though. Full given names can have “complicated” consonant pairs together: Dmitriy, Aleksandr, Pavla, Anna. Short names are “simple” will almost always go consonant-vowel. Dmitriy -> Dima, Aleksandr -> Sasha, Alik or Shura (don’t ask how that last one happened, it’s a miracle of absurdity, but it’s one of the traditional shortenings), Pavla -> Pasha (well, Pavla is a rare name, you hear Pasha and you usually assume Pavel, the male name), Anna -> Anya. (”y” is not a consonant here, “ya” is a vowel sound English doesnt really have)

(As an exception to the consonant-vowel rule, when there’s a consonant pair the second of which is “l” it’s usually kept together in the short name - it’s just very simple to the Russian ear / tongue. Vladislav - Vlad or Slava, for example)

Often a name will be formed fully from the syllables / consonants of the full name, give or take changing the last vowel to the gender neutral “a”/”ya” (It will either be “a”/”ya” or a consonant). Vladimir -> Vlad, Ruslana -> Lana, Tatiana -> Tanya, Anna -> Anya, Katerina -> Katya, Dmitriy -> Dima or Mitya, Ivan -> Vanya. And then there’s the “sha” suffix tacked on as the second syllable: Pavel -> Pasha, Natalia -> Natasha or Tasha, Daria -> Dasha, Aleksandr -> Sasha, etc.

So long as they conform to these rules, you can kind of make them up. Though considering the whole of history, you’re not super likely to make up something that hasn’t been made up before you. Anna historically speaking turns into Anya, Nyura, Nyusha… -shudders-

So how are short names actually used?

As an implication of familiarity/subordination, that’s how. For the weebs in the audience, you know the ‘-chan’ suffix in Japanese? Kind of exactly like that. Japanese has more nuances, but generally if you wouldn’t call someone -chan, you shouldn’t call them by their short name. (Unless they specifically asked you to, but I think that’s a thing in Japanese too)

Short names are never paired with patronymics. The steps of formality in address are basically “Ivan Ivanovich” => “Ivan” => “Vanya”.

(There’s also formal you, so to be completely clear: “Ivan Ivanovich” (formal you) => “Ivan” (formal you) => “Vanya” (formal you) => “Vanya” (informal you). If someone is getting called their full given name + informal you, it’s either implying antiquity - pre 20th century - or they’re using their full given name as their short given name.)

You call your children and siblings by short names. You call your friends by short names. You MIGHT call your employees, especially if they are sufficiently young, or if you’ve known them for a long time and the “familiarity” part applies, by short names.

SHORT NAMES ARE NOT FORMAL. This is important. Nobody has “Natasha” written in their passport (unless I guess they were making new documents in America or something from scratch and didn’t use any old ones as basis of establishing idenity so could make up whatever. It’s still weird! It’s like having “Johnny-boy” written in your passport!)

SHORT NAMES ARE OFTEN GENDERED BUT YOU CANNOT TELL HOW WITHOUT KNOWING THE CORRESPONDING FULL NAME. “Pasha” and “Misha” are both male names becaus they are short from “Pavel” and “Mikhail”. Of course you could have a Pavla or a Mikhaila, but the former is very rare and the latter is probably a foreign Mykaila Russianified or something. In these cases it’s usually considered normal to assume gender, even if there’s a tiny chance you could be wrong.

PATRONYMICS ARE NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INTERCHANGEABLE WITH SURNAMES. You have the same surname as your family members, but if you have the same patronymic, either you’re siblings or there are multiple people with the same given name in your immediate family, which is slightly odd. A patronymic is formed from your father’s name by unambiguous and definite rules. Foreign names can be turned into patronymics easily. (Though kids of foreign citizens can get whatever their parents want on their birth certificate - patronymic by the rules of one of the parents’ home country, no patronymic at all, whatever) Surnames are surnames and work the same way they work anywhere else.

PATRONYMICS AND SURNAMES ARE NOT CONNECTED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. Any surname goes with any patronymic same as it goes with any given name. Except for the obvoius “statistically likely to be from the same culture” part. (Your “Russian” character could have Georgian, Ukrainian, Armenian, Lithuanian, Bielorussian, Kazakh, Tatar descent, descent from any number of indigenous cultures on the territory of Russia that I personally never heard about until I started translating documents in high amounts and stumbling upon them. Russia is an empire!) But even that’s just statistics - you could have a Tsukino Farha Bogdanovna and I’d just go “that’s a fascinating family history right there”.

GOOGLE RUSSIAN GIVEN NAMES, DON’T MAKE THEM UP. And pay attention if something is marked as “diminutive” - that means it’s a short name, and it will not be used on formal documents or in conjunction with a patronymic. Go for the name it’s diminutive for and just have the character ask everyone to use their short name if you want - it’s trendy these days.

There’s all kinds of fuckery going on with name use on the margins - some old people will call their close friends the “patronymic + informal you” construction. (Actually it’s a “Russian babushka” stereotype that actually exists within the culture. And if anyone ever uses the “short name + patronymic” form irl it’s this category of people, though I’d imagine only in third person) Some bosses or even teachers will invite their students to call them by their short name (I am so deeply uncomfortable with this). Age is often the difference between a Vanya and an Ivan Ivanovich in the same situation.

All patronymics and a good share of surnames conjugate by gender! “Ivanov” and “Ivanova” are the exact same surname, but a guy will have the former writen in their documents and a gal would have the latter. If you legally change your gender that letter changes too. (No, there’s no gender neutral form. Some surnames, like those ending in -enko, just don’t do this, but those that do are at all times one or the other) I guess expatriates a couple of generations down could have whatever going on, but if you have an actually-born-in-Russia “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna” that means “Ivan” is a girl with a male name for some fucking reason. Name gendering is just tradition, patronymic gendering is grammar. (And if you have an “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovich” that’s just someone making a typo) (Maybe our hypothetical Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna transitioned and liked her birth name so much, she decided to not even go for Ivanna or something else plausible, Ivan or bust. Officials would probably just shrug and go with it lmao)

Oh, and in less formal lists and situations, surname + short given name is a classical combination. When I call my grandboss, surname + short given name is how I introduce myself, because I’m much younger and much subordinate so short name it is, but she’s under no obligation to identify me from my given name so surname it is. (To people who I expect to remember my name but who weren’t expecting me to call, just surname is good, but to people who can connect my surname with my identity but probably don’t remember my given name immediately & exactly from that, giving also the form of given name they address me by is the reasonable person thing to do)

If I were introducing myself in the “Hi! I’m Tsukino Usagi!” anime intro format, I’d go for “Short given name + surname”. Short name is usually the one people think of as their personal identity as it’s whatt their close circle will have been calling them for their entire life, and ACTUALLY it’s normal for the surname to come after the given name. In a book citation of “famous doctor X did Y” they will probably be “famous doctor fullgivenname-patronymic-surname”. For a Russian speaker, switching between Japanese name order and English name order is not a difficulty, but we WILL be distressed by not being able to tell which is which and therefore which it is on sight )=

MARVEL COMICS WALL OF SHAME

- Natasha Alianovna Romanova. First, “Romanov” is not a common surname, it’s the surname of the royal family, it’s like a random English guy being called “Tudor”. Well, it’s plausible, it IS formed by the classic “common given name + -ov” rule, but Roman isn’t even that common a name (and not exactly Russian), and… well. It’s just weird. I don’t think there’s good chances for it to have come into existence as such historically WHEN IT WAS THE RULING FAMILY SURNAME. Second! Natasha is a short name! She should be Natalia/Natalya! Third… I mean I will not say Alian is not an existing male name, and I won’t even say it’s not used in any cultures that exist within Russia, but if they were aiming for “common Russian male name” they missed 180 degrees.

- Ilyana Rasputin. First, -in is a suffix that makes this surname adjective-ish, meaning it conjugates by gender, meaning she is RASPUTINA. Her brother is Rasputin. She is Rasputina. Second, again, I have heard of exactly one (1) guy with this surname, and it’s the same guy you’re thinking of right now. It is in no way, shape or form common, or reasonable to give to a character without making it a plot point. Third, Ilyana is not a Russian name that exists. Ilya is a male name, but there’s no female form. FOURTH, I distinctly remember reading a comic where she was calling her brothers “Piotr” and “Mikhail”. That’s their full names! I mean bonus points for actually finding the full names this time, but it’s extremely weird for their LITTLE SIBLING to use them! They should be Petya and Misha as far as her own speech is concerned!

P.S. “All Night Laundry” is a fantastic webcomic, but “Grandimir” is not a real name, “Grand” is not a Russian word root and will not be used in a name this way, you’re looking for “Velimir” or somethng (though that’s, like, a thousand years antiquated). Also while both the uncle and the nephew having the “Petrovich” patronymic is not that odd, Petr is not THAT rare a name and maybe their brother/father was Petr Petrovich… considering we never learn their surname, I seriously suspect the writer just confused a patronymic with a surname. Also, naming their dog the same name crosses the line into slightly weird. Who names a dog after their father? This is actually what prompted this…

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If your character was born to a single mom who never specified the father on the birth certificate, they probably still have a patronymic. Their mom will make one up arbitrarily. A patronymic is an integral part of the name, if you don’t have one you like, don’t have a Russian name. Your name is not Russian then, it’s not formed by Russian rules.

I once handled a set of documens where the mom first wrote an arbitrary patronymic for the kid, then the father popped up and she changed the birth certificate to have the accurate patronymic and also the actual data about the father.

(Also a different spelling of the child’s name in English - my job was translating all of that into English. From Ukrainian, because I live and work in Ukraine, but Russia has the same rules for this stuff.)

ALSO ALSO

all children up to perhaps older teenagers are called by short names. They will KNOW their full given name bc it’s what’s on their documentation, but they will identify themselves by their short names to each other and adults, and adults will practicaly always - except for some schoolteachers with teenagers - call them by the short name. And informal you. This is part of why Ilyana calling her brothers by their full names is so implausible: at least with one of them I believe the age difference was small enough that in Ilyana’s formative memories everyone around her would be calling him by the short name.

It’s not presumptive to call someone who is visibly a kid by the short name. It’s kind of weird not to, though I personally have deep adoration and respect for teachers who go for this specific kind of weird and start treating kids as adults worthy of respect earlier than the rest of society does.

P.P.P.S. Because of how grammatically definite patronymics are, there isn’t actually a sex/gender form on the post-soviet (Russian, Ukrainian) birth certificates. Passports have that, but birth certificates just don’t. It’s Obvious From Context.

Out of curiosity, is there any semi-common circumstance where someone would use a matronymic (or a patronymic made from their mother’s name, if those wouldn’t be the same thing)? Either instead or in addition?

The concept doesn’t exist. The only thing I remember like that is the “Lenin” joke (”Lenin” translates as “Lena’s” and in that joke a guy interacts with some kids one of whom is acting in some memetic way and when he asks adults nearby whose the kids are, he gets “Galin” (Galya’s), “Tanin” (Tanya’s) and “Lenin” (Lena’s) for the last one). Matronymic isn’t a thing.

Again, single mothers’ kids just get a made up patronymic. At this point it’s a #aesthetic thing. And Russian does not have matronymics.

Like… this word can be constructed and recognizable in English, but it does not exist in Russian.

SO I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS and like. Heres’s an example of how a Russian writer who is very good with the language breaks these rules with one character!

So there’s the name Denis, which is one of those both-short-and-full names. It can be further shortened/cutiefied into “Deniska” by adding the “ka” at the end, which is a thing with these short-and-full names - like how you can turn “Igor” into “Igorek” by adding “ek”. Note though that you can’t say “Denisek” and “Igorka” that just doesn’t work. CASE IN POINT FOR DONT TRY TO IMPROVISE THESE WITHOUT KNOWING RUSSIAN ENOUGH TO HAVE A SENSE FOR THIS.

Anyway, Denis, right. A regular Russian name. But we’re in space, and one of his teammates is named Ted (absolutely not a Russian name) and some compolitarianism is implied, and he ends up shortened to Dan in a non-Russian manner. And he goes with this as his “primary” name  instead of Denis because Denis is actually from a stolen identity (he stole the passport of a guy who looks like him, literally just nicked it and went to hire himself on a ship before anyone had a chance to notice), so Denis is that other guy and he’s Dan. (No, he didn’t have his own name before that. It’s a cyborg story, very cool and drama)

So he normally goes by Dan, however, because his teammates love him very much and he is somewhat baby, he gets FURTHER shortened... by adding “ka” which goes well here. He ends up with “Danka” (or “Denka”) which is absolutely not a pre-existing name and not one you’ll encounter on a real life person, but is perfectly plausible and flows well. Like that’s just what you DO with a Dan in Russian if you want to further express affection.

(This three-step process is normal - I’m Hanna/Anna -> Anya -> Anyuta, Anechka, etc. After the short name you have all the variations you can have on the short name using suffixes, which are more familiar and endearing.)

(My poor (female) cats, starting out as Nikta and Bastet, ended up with Nikta -> Nitochka/Nituska -> Tuska -> Tuskin, and Bastet -> Aska -> Astyona/Astyukha -> Astyukhin -> Tyukhin. Those aren’t even grammatically female bc rules are for when you’re not baby-talking cats)

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so whenever Russian characters crop up in American/English-speaking media theres a very noticable thing where writers v often dont understand patronymics and full names.

Now, there’s two gradations of “full name” that are in use here. There is the “FIO” full name, or SGP perhaps (surname, given name, patronymic), and there is the full given name.

As an example, let’s take Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich.

Ivanov is the surname. You can tell bc of hte -ov suffix at the end. (Not the only one possible but a pretty decent indication something is a surname when it is there)

Ivan is the given name. You can tell bc Russian has a set (an expansive one) of given names and this is one of them, one of the most historically popular at that.

Ivanovich is the patronymic, it can be translated as “son of Ivan”. You can tell bc of the “ovich” suffix. There is also “evich” and for at least one name just “ich”. Colloquially they will also get shortened into just “ych” making the variation “Ivanych”. (”Y” is the letter used for transliteration of a sound that doesn’t exist in English but is considered fairly close to “i’)

To be clear, “Ivanov Ivan Ivanych” is the exact same person as “Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich”, this is hte exact same name, the only thing that changes is how formal the speaker is being about it.

Female suffixes are “evna” and “ovna”. Anna Petrovna, Anna Fadeevna. There is also “ichna” for at least one name and an antiquated “ishna” which is the colloquial alternative in some cases. Anna Fadeevna = Anna Fadeishna. This IS antiquated tho.

Coming back to our Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, this is the “FIO” form of his name, the way it will be put on formal documents that require one’s full name. The “Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov” form is also acceptable, its just not the order you write on documents in. The patronymic (Ivanovich) always comes after the full given name (Ivan), the surname can be stuck on either side of that.

The traditional respectful address to someone you know is the full given name + patronymic. Ivan Ivanovich! Could you come over here? It’s used with plural/formal “you”. This form is also becoming obsolete in recent years but if you’re writing mid-20th-century or characters of middle age+ Ivan Ivanovich is the name to go.

(Note the difference from the address + surname form in English: Dr. Smith or Mr Smith etc. In Russian this form does not exist except several centuries back or in very very impersonal century back “citizen Ivanov” that like a policeman would use to address you. Not anyone you actually know personally. Schoolchildren will often not know their teachers’ surnames because they are all Ivan Ivanovich to them.)

Now I keep saying “Ivan” is the FULL given name. The short given name from “Ivan” is “Vanya”. This is a set linguistic fact - the set of given names in Russian is factually two linked sets, a set of full given names and a set of short given names. Some short given names can  be short from several full given names, some full given names can have several short names (a person will usually pick one to use). A short given name doesn’t go anywhere on formal documents. It just follows from your full given name naturally, like conjugation. Some full given names (Gleb, Oleg, Diana, Vera) are short enough to be used as short given names too and so don’t realy have assigned short counterparts. In fact Vera can be both a full name on its own - Ivanova Vera Ivanovna - and short for Veronica - Ivanova Veronica Ivanovna.

Short names are formed through a variety of rules. There are basic requirements for the form they take as a result though. Full given names can have “complicated” consonant pairs together: Dmitriy, Aleksandr, Pavla, Anna. Short names are “simple” will almost always go consonant-vowel. Dmitriy -> Dima, Aleksandr -> Sasha, Alik or Shura (don’t ask how that last one happened, it’s a miracle of absurdity, but it’s one of the traditional shortenings), Pavla -> Pasha (well, Pavla is a rare name, you hear Pasha and you usually assume Pavel, the male name), Anna -> Anya. (”y” is not a consonant here, “ya” is a vowel sound English doesnt really have)

(As an exception to the consonant-vowel rule, when there’s a consonant pair the second of which is “l” it’s usually kept together in the short name - it’s just very simple to the Russian ear / tongue. Vladislav - Vlad or Slava, for example)

Often a name will be formed fully from the syllables / consonants of the full name, give or take changing the last vowel to the gender neutral “a”/”ya” (It will either be “a”/”ya” or a consonant). Vladimir -> Vlad, Ruslana -> Lana, Tatiana -> Tanya, Anna -> Anya, Katerina -> Katya, Dmitriy -> Dima or Mitya, Ivan -> Vanya. And then there’s the “sha” suffix tacked on as the second syllable: Pavel -> Pasha, Natalia -> Natasha or Tasha, Daria -> Dasha, Aleksandr -> Sasha, etc.

So long as they conform to these rules, you can kind of make them up. Though considering the whole of history, you’re not super likely to make up something that hasn’t been made up before you. Anna historically speaking turns into Anya, Nyura, Nyusha… -shudders-

So how are short names actually used?

As an implication of familiarity/subordination, that’s how. For the weebs in the audience, you know the ‘-chan’ suffix in Japanese? Kind of exactly like that. Japanese has more nuances, but generally if you wouldn’t call someone -chan, you shouldn’t call them by their short name. (Unless they specifically asked you to, but I think that’s a thing in Japanese too)

Short names are never paired with patronymics. The steps of formality in address are basically “Ivan Ivanovich” => “Ivan” => “Vanya”.

(There’s also formal you, so to be completely clear: “Ivan Ivanovich” (formal you) => “Ivan” (formal you) => “Vanya” (formal you) => “Vanya” (informal you). If someone is getting called their full given name + informal you, it’s either implying antiquity - pre 20th century - or they’re using their full given name as their short given name.)

You call your children and siblings by short names. You call your friends by short names. You MIGHT call your employees, especially if they are sufficiently young, or if you’ve known them for a long time and the “familiarity” part applies, by short names.

SHORT NAMES ARE NOT FORMAL. This is important. Nobody has “Natasha” written in their passport (unless I guess they were making new documents in America or something from scratch and didn’t use any old ones as basis of establishing idenity so could make up whatever. It’s still weird! It’s like having “Johnny-boy” written in your passport!)

SHORT NAMES ARE OFTEN GENDERED BUT YOU CANNOT TELL HOW WITHOUT KNOWING THE CORRESPONDING FULL NAME. “Pasha” and “Misha” are both male names becaus they are short from “Pavel” and “Mikhail”. Of course you could have a Pavla or a Mikhaila, but the former is very rare and the latter is probably a foreign Mykaila Russianified or something. In these cases it’s usually considered normal to assume gender, even if there’s a tiny chance you could be wrong.

PATRONYMICS ARE NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INTERCHANGEABLE WITH SURNAMES. You have the same surname as your family members, but if you have the same patronymic, either you’re siblings or there are multiple people with the same given name in your immediate family, which is slightly odd. A patronymic is formed from your father’s name by unambiguous and definite rules. Foreign names can be turned into patronymics easily. (Though kids of foreign citizens can get whatever their parents want on their birth certificate - patronymic by the rules of one of the parents’ home country, no patronymic at all, whatever) Surnames are surnames and work the same way they work anywhere else.

PATRONYMICS AND SURNAMES ARE NOT CONNECTED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. Any surname goes with any patronymic same as it goes with any given name. Except for the obvoius “statistically likely to be from the same culture” part. (Your “Russian” character could have Georgian, Ukrainian, Armenian, Lithuanian, Bielorussian, Kazakh, Tatar descent, descent from any number of indigenous cultures on the territory of Russia that I personally never heard about until I started translating documents in high amounts and stumbling upon them. Russia is an empire!) But even that’s just statistics - you could have a Tsukino Farha Bogdanovna and I’d just go “that’s a fascinating family history right there”.

GOOGLE RUSSIAN GIVEN NAMES, DON’T MAKE THEM UP. And pay attention if something is marked as “diminutive” - that means it’s a short name, and it will not be used on formal documents or in conjunction with a patronymic. Go for the name it’s diminutive for and just have the character ask everyone to use their short name if you want - it’s trendy these days.

There’s all kinds of fuckery going on with name use on the margins - some old people will call their close friends the “patronymic + informal you” construction. (Actually it’s a “Russian babushka” stereotype that actually exists within the culture. And if anyone ever uses the “short name + patronymic” form irl it’s this category of people, though I’d imagine only in third person) Some bosses or even teachers will invite their students to call them by their short name (I am so deeply uncomfortable with this). Age is often the difference between a Vanya and an Ivan Ivanovich in the same situation.

All patronymics and a good share of surnames conjugate by gender! “Ivanov” and “Ivanova” are the exact same surname, but a guy will have the former writen in their documents and a gal would have the latter. If you legally change your gender that letter changes too. (No, there’s no gender neutral form. Some surnames, like those ending in -enko, just don’t do this, but those that do are at all times one or the other) I guess expatriates a couple of generations down could have whatever going on, but if you have an actually-born-in-Russia “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna” that means “Ivan” is a girl with a male name for some fucking reason. Name gendering is just tradition, patronymic gendering is grammar. (And if you have an “Ivanova Ivan Ivanovich” that’s just someone making a typo) (Maybe our hypothetical Ivanova Ivan Ivanovna transitioned and liked her birth name so much, she decided to not even go for Ivanna or something else plausible, Ivan or bust. Officials would probably just shrug and go with it lmao)

Oh, and in less formal lists and situations, surname + short given name is a classical combination. When I call my grandboss, surname + short given name is how I introduce myself, because I’m much younger and much subordinate so short name it is, but she’s under no obligation to identify me from my given name so surname it is. (To people who I expect to remember my name but who weren’t expecting me to call, just surname is good, but to people who can connect my surname with my identity but probably don’t remember my given name immediately & exactly from that, giving also the form of given name they address me by is the reasonable person thing to do)

If I were introducing myself in the “Hi! I’m Tsukino Usagi!” anime intro format, I’d go for “Short given name + surname”. Short name is usually the one people think of as their personal identity as it’s whatt their close circle will have been calling them for their entire life, and ACTUALLY it’s normal for the surname to come after the given name. In a book citation of “famous doctor X did Y” they will probably be “famous doctor fullgivenname-patronymic-surname”. For a Russian speaker, switching between Japanese name order and English name order is not a difficulty, but we WILL be distressed by not being able to tell which is which and therefore which it is on sight )=

MARVEL COMICS WALL OF SHAME

- Natasha Alianovna Romanova. First, “Romanov” is not a common surname, it’s the surname of the royal family, it’s like a random English guy being called “Tudor”. Well, it’s plausible, it IS formed by the classic “common given name + -ov” rule, but Roman isn’t even that common a name (and not exactly Russian), and… well. It’s just weird. I don’t think there’s good chances for it to have come into existence as such historically WHEN IT WAS THE RULING FAMILY SURNAME. Second! Natasha is a short name! She should be Natalia/Natalya! Third… I mean I will not say Alian is not an existing male name, and I won’t even say it’s not used in any cultures that exist within Russia, but if they were aiming for “common Russian male name” they missed 180 degrees.

- Ilyana Rasputin. First, -in is a suffix that makes this surname adjective-ish, meaning it conjugates by gender, meaning she is RASPUTINA. Her brother is Rasputin. She is Rasputina. Second, again, I have heard of exactly one (1) guy with this surname, and it’s the same guy you’re thinking of right now. It is in no way, shape or form common, or reasonable to give to a character without making it a plot point. Third, Ilyana is not a Russian name that exists. Ilya is a male name, but there’s no female form. FOURTH, I distinctly remember reading a comic where she was calling her brothers “Piotr” and “Mikhail”. That’s their full names! I mean bonus points for actually finding the full names this time, but it’s extremely weird for their LITTLE SIBLING to use them! They should be Petya and Misha as far as her own speech is concerned!

P.S. “All Night Laundry” is a fantastic webcomic, but “Grandimir” is not a real name, “Grand” is not a Russian word root and will not be used in a name this way, you’re looking for “Velimir” or somethng (though that’s, like, a thousand years antiquated). Also while both the uncle and the nephew having the “Petrovich” patronymic is not that odd, Petr is not THAT rare a name and maybe their brother/father was Petr Petrovich… considering we never learn their surname, I seriously suspect the writer just confused a patronymic with a surname. Also, naming their dog the same name crosses the line into slightly weird. Who names a dog after their father? This is actually what prompted this…

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If your character was born to a single mom who never specified the father on the birth certificate, they probably still have a patronymic. Their mom will make one up arbitrarily. A patronymic is an integral part of the name, if you don’t have one you like, don’t have a Russian name. Your name is not Russian then, it’s not formed by Russian rules.

I once handled a set of documens where the mom first wrote an arbitrary patronymic for the kid, then the father popped up and she changed the birth certificate to have the accurate patronymic and also the actual data about the father.

(Also a different spelling of the child’s name in English - my job was translating all of that into English. From Ukrainian, because I live and work in Ukraine, but Russia has the same rules for this stuff.)

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all children up to perhaps older teenagers are called by short names. They will KNOW their full given name bc it’s what’s on their documentation, but they will identify themselves by their short names to each other and adults, and adults will practicaly always - except for some schoolteachers with teenagers - call them by the short name. And informal you. This is part of why Ilyana calling her brothers by their full names is so implausible: at least with one of them I believe the age difference was small enough that in Ilyana’s formative memories everyone around her would be calling him by the short name.

It’s not presumptive to call someone who is visibly a kid by the short name. It’s kind of weird not to, though I personally have deep adoration and respect for teachers who go for this specific kind of weird and start treating kids as adults worthy of respect earlier than the rest of society does.

P.P.P.S. Because of how grammatically definite patronymics are, there isn’t actually a sex/gender form on the post-soviet (Russian, Ukrainian) birth certificates. Passports have that, but birth certificates just don’t. It’s Obvious From Context.

Out of curiosity, is there any semi-common circumstance where someone would use a matronymic (or a patronymic made from their mother’s name, if those wouldn’t be the same thing)? Either instead or in addition?

The concept doesn’t exist. The only thing I remember like that is the “Lenin” joke (”Lenin” translates as “Lena’s” and in that joke a guy interacts with some kids one of whom is acting in some memetic way and when he asks adults nearby whose the kids are, he gets “Galin” (Galya’s), “Tanin” (Tanya’s) and “Lenin” (Lena’s) for the last one). Matronymic isn’t a thing.

Again, single mothers’ kids just get a made up patronymic. At this point it’s a #aesthetic thing. And Russian does not have matronymics.

Like… this word can be constructed and recognizable in English, but it does not exist in Russian.

MAKE A CONLANG

dont break these rules for Russian characters MAKE YOUR OWN CONLANG THAT SHARES SOME FEATURES WITH RUSSIAN BUT BREAKS THE RULES IN A FUN WAY

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Lina Inverse’s character arc across anime seasons in more detail

because I can’t stop thinking about it yet so might as well type it out

14 year old Lina at the beginning of the first season is pretty much okay! She’s cheerful and bright and powerful, and full of vague dreams and ambitions. Sure she has some body image issues, but they don’t flare up unless someone else brings them up, and she’s already ditched Naga; sure she’s terrified of her sister, but she’s been traveling on her own for a while now and her sister has quite consistently not been around. Lina has successfully run away from her problems and currently believes the world to be a pretty neat place where it’s quite good to be her.

Then the first season puts her through a looong trauma conga line. First, she’d never really seriously considered opponents she just can’t do anything against before - and this is Shabranigdu, to a degree, where she’s forced to resort to her last ditch very bad option, but even more so this is Rezo, who actually forced her to submit to a hostage situation - she went along with it, and she had no choice, and other people were in danger because of her, and she could not do anything to fix it. Then, she used to think of Rezo as a good person - she took turning on him in stride, but it was at least a little bit depressing, realizing that a piece of the world she thought was good and pure was actually anything but; and Zelgadiss as her new companion, a constant reminder that sometimes things just don’t work out for people particularly well.

And then, of course, Copy Rezo and Sairaag, and even the destruction of a city is not enough for Lina to accept death as a proper fate for her enemy, and this applies both to Copy Rezo and Rezo himself, and far too many people have died around her with her helpless to prevent it or even partially responsible for it. People blaming her for Sairaag definitely started happening at this point and definitely didn’t help.

In Next, Lina is Very Much Not Okay. She’s driven most of all by trying to not create any more regrets as horrible as what had happened (even if it wasn’t really her fault), so she focuses on supporting her friends and being careful, and she seriously considers allowing herself to be killed as the safer option for the world at large, and she doesn’t think twice about putting herself between her newest party members and absolutely disproportionate danger, because at this point, her party is all she has, and even if some of them are evil or actively hate her, she’s already been through the ‘this bad person died why am I upset’ song and dance and would rather it never happen again, no matter the cost.

And then, the worst thing happens. Her literal nightmare scenario: not only is her worst previous nightmare sort-of brought to life, but also Her People are getting hurt, in danger and dying explicitly because of her, because of their involvement with her, and her very existence is a danger to this world, and she’s facing a no-win scenario,

and then she wins anyway.

She comes through her absolute lowest point and comes out kind of... okay? Everyone died and she died too, and... and it worked out. She’s okay and her friends are okay and they don’t blame her and she’s fixed everything that was fixable... everything’s kind of okay, and no new crisis is attacking immediately? Martina and that swordsman guy get married, things get fixed, and Lina has time to recover before she decides to run off again.

At this point, she’s able to start transforming her trauma into experience. She’s still not really okay, per se, but she’s stable, and she’s more confident in her own abilty to handle situations now. She’s been through something impossible, and more importantly something she wasn’t ready for at all, and she made it through on her own merit, and the solution she came up with worked. She drew a line from point A to point B, and it went there, and she’s not actually a menace, and the world isn’t all that depressing a place. It’s okay.

Try is a season where it’s not Lina’s emotional struggle that’s at the center. Lina herself is fine, more or less, and she gets to spread her wings and try to fly - to see others going through something similar to what she was through and try to help them, to take control and apply her newfound confidence, to expand and extend her understanding and tactical genius to somewhere that it’s never gone before.

In Try, Lina matures and grows, and she’s allowed to without much in the way. Nobody really mentions her sister after that one first time, and she’s not really to blame for anything bad that happens (and she sees Filia blame herself for everything and sees where the line is and is able to draw it for herself too), and she’s the representative of humanity - and when she takes point, it works. She’s listened to, she’s told things, her ideas work, and she manages to do exactly what she’s been asked to do and maybe even a little bit more.

Try is where Lina learns more about herself, about what she wants out of life, what her dreams and ambitions really are. There isn’t really far to go from “I participated in an unprecedented mazoku/ryuzoku/shinzoku alliance and killed an alien god”, so what next? And Lina does see what next. That’s what’s in the Evo-R ending lyrics: to be strong enough to erase others’ pain, to protect and save people when she wants to. That’s what’s truly satisfying to her, and that’s a journey that’s never going to end as long as like, other people exist. Which they are going to continue to if she has anything to say about it, and that’s, y’know, a very good secondary goal, one she’s achieved several times already.

She’s still not strong enough. It’s not really possible to be strong enough to fix everything, because it’s not about strength, sometimes it’s about the past that can’t be fixed at all, and Lina still wants to. Some of the earlier pain that she’d been able to get over earlier comes back to haunt her, because once you start paying attention to bad things they start hurting you, but Lina’s strong enough to take it and keep going, accept the sadness and focus on what she can do.

And one thing that’s been a constant since she was 14 and is probably never going to change - she’s never going to understand revenge, and she’s never going to understand indifference.

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All Might-> sees bkdk as an inseparable duo

Aizawa-> sees bkdk as an inseparable duo

whole class-> knows they were childhood friends

Uraraka -> wants them to be friends again

Narrative-> pushes them constantly to be an inseparable duo

some peeps: “u-u whoever ships them is toxic and not paying attention to the story u-u”

Oh yeahhhh and this

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Everyone ship them

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aaand this is how I unfollow

I don’t mind the ship in fics, you know? i get fixing it and making their relationship good

but in canon? Bakugou literally told Izuku to kill himself over not having a quirk

Izuku used to flinch from just being next to him

yeah Izuku wants to be friends with him becuase He Be Like That

their classmates want Bakugou to stop being awful to Izuku and they are 100% correct

‘narrative pushes them to be together’ because its a fucking point of tension and generates conflict that makes for a better story

just, if you don’t understand why it’s toxic to ship a victim with their bully, even when the bully is adamantly refusing to rethink their behavior and continually blames the victim for ‘bringing it onto themselves’

I’m unfollowing. I’m sorry (not)

1. wow it was so easy for you not to reblog that wow sorry things are so tough for you that seeing two fictional characters that have nothing to do with you and were not invented to cater to your sensibilities exist

2. also no one gives a shit about your opinion on this post that has nothing to do with you or if you unfollow, get over yourself.

3. your argument has been made and refuted a thousand times, but sure regurgitate the same shit thats been said a thousand times before and stay in your small box.

4. READ THE MANGA, THEY ARE PAST BAKUGOU BLAMING IZUKU THEY HAVE GROWN AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER

5.  why would a post saying shippers are not toxic cause such a rise out of someone. Why is that so controversial to say people can ship what they want and not be shamed for it.

here’s this: examples of them getting along and not being toxic:

and this cause you look like you need it:

hum

1. I mean it cost $0 for you to not reblog this either, yet you did for some reason. might it be becuase it holds some emotional significance for you? hint: it does for me too, and that is why

2. this is the fucked up thing about tumblr as a platform. on one hand, you're putting a post on your blog, in your private space, where you decide what content goes, because you want your followers to see it. on the other hand, you are also putting it in the notes / activity of the person who made it AND the person you reblogged it from, even if they aren't who you meant to address

you aren't the person I meant to address I had 2 intended addressees: - my followers, who might feel better @ seeing a post like that (bc I would and I figure I get followed by people who share my sensiblities more often than the opposite) - the person I reblogged this from, who is someone I followed. I wanted to explain my decision to unfollow, because I would have wanted to know if someone unfollowed me over something like that

however you also got the notification and decided to reply and I guess that's fair

3. i am not going to look at either of your links. thinking about bakugou being around deku upsets me and feels like it's deku making concessions and tamping down his trauma because he's just so good to everyone and hero worships bakugou despite all the horrible things he's done, because deku still struggles with self esteem issues that the ableist society (bullying/condescension/being denied opportunities over lack of quirk is picture perfect ableism) and personally Bakugou gave him. I do not judge you for liking that kind of content, and seeing their friendship as a perfect end goal. I don't want to talk about my opinion on it as a romance becuase that upsets me. I'm glad there's stuff for you in the manga (I read it up to the point where Eri got rescued and haven't caught up since >_> I should soon there's good things afoot I hear)

4. I am particulary not going to look at that youtube video for a large multitude of reasons. reason #1 is that I don't like videos and it takes a lot more incentive than 'you look like you need it' to get me to watch one. i am going to assume that behind that link is something calming and nice and fun along the lines of 'lets all be friends' and not something deliberately upsetting

5. I am glad that other people have made these arguments before! nice to know I'm not alone in thinking this! I am not looking for originality, I just feel like this and sometimes I want to talk about it when it comes up

6. why am I replying to this post at all? because I'm a talkative person and when something causes me to think I like to write about it and 'think out loud'!

7. have a good day. happy ships and clear skies (=^-^=)

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two of my favorite subtle narrative things about Rise from the Ashes

1) it would be very easy to sell this narrative with the guy who’d gotten convicted with fake evidence bieng, in fact, innocent. it’d be all simple and straightforward, and AA loves itself some straightforward simplicity (looking at you Farewell)

but they don’t do that

instead, nobody involved doubts at any point that Joe Darke is the murderer. he did not kill this one specific person but he sure as fuck did kill all the others! and you know what? it’s legit. it’s specifically brought up that like. personal off the record conversations can’t be used as proof in court, and you can know something 100% definitely for sure as a fact and be completely unable to prove it because the court isn’t going to just take your word for it

they made the situation fucked up with the fact that Joe Darke? most definitely deserved his sentence!

and yet, what happened was still horrifying and wrong

even when the guy really is guilty, forging evidence is still horrifying and wrong and yes it really is about the principle of it

evidence presented needs to be trusted, or nothing will work

(dark age of the law who? this narrative beats all that bullshit with a flick of its fingers)

2) ok so in early convos with Angel she insists that prosecutors consider detectives to be disposable and replaceable. that they don’t care and don’t even really consider them to be people. just some puppets

you mostly forget about it by the time you get to the resolution... but if you remember

actually, not a single prosecutor during this case considered any detective disposable (this happened in Investigations. but in RftA? no) all the firings? those were Chief Damon Gant's initiative. Lana did not make the decision. and they weren’t becaause the detectives were disposable, they were necessary for covering up the tracks. marshall was still kept on the force, too, and bruce goodman kept his position

meanwhile, who really IS considered disposable is

young prosecutors

yes, the word 'young' is there for a reason Lana is 27, Neil Marshall was about the same age I think, Miles Edgeworth is 24 (and was 22 at the time) in this profession, it’s very very very young

the thing about young prosecutors is, they are officially considered responsible for and in charge of... something they are really not equipped to handle yet. baby Miles had no idea how to watch out for fake evidence. he was 22 and he used what he was given by the police department, just putting his trust in them

this is a power dynamic that's explicitly explored in the case, both by pointing out that Damon Gant controlled the Prosecutors' Office by controlling Lana (oh, she was competent enough to run the office... but not enough to prevent someone else from doing so through her), and by demonstrating how easily he broke Miles down on the first day of trial

just by abusing that trust just by going "oh you are getting mad at us? but officially, you're the one responsible"

and it's not how it works out in practice because 24? IS NOT A REASONABLE AGE FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS KIND OF THING IN ITS ENTIRETY. Miles can be responsible for his own behavior in the courtroom and that's about it, he has enough trouble with that already. but formally prosecutors are in charge of so much more and I bet Damon Gant just LOVED hiring himself some kids

(I headcanon this as a universal explanation for improbable prosecutor ages in this 'verse. there was a thick layer of people who LOVED getting kids in positions of formal responsibility where they’ll make excellent scapegoats)

(and there’s maybe a reason Franziska always obsessively scours the scene of the crime personally and plants tracking devices on her subordinates. maybe she knows. maybe her brother getting burned was enough for her to say ‘but never me’)

and Gant literally considers them disposable. like oh! i messed up and accidentally killed someone! time to get my prosecutor puppet to take the blame! that's the least fucked up thing about that, btw

let us consider the body in Miles Edgeworth's car and just how close he was to getting blamed for the crime. he's actually twitchy for that exact reason when Phoenix first talks to him. people have been assuming he just got out of the murder charges somehow with a trick and might have in fact murdered someone. if Angel had just not been there! if Angel had just not been there, this could have worked out very, very differently

(there's a reason Miles is so bitter to the point of childishness: but if she cares, why did she do it in my car? they'd have found blood traces and he'd have been at least very suspicious, and with this justice system's track record, he'd probably wind up arrested too. sure, Phoenix would have gotten him out of the guity verdict, but... going through that once was already one time too many)

but that's not the most fucked up part either! sure Damon Gant needed some scapegoats and who he thought of was young prosecutors, but let's go back in time instead

let's look at Neil Marshall's death

so, there's a slight parallel between RftA and Goodbyes, in that both deal with a past case and two murders committed by the same person and when Manfred breaks down and goes on a Motive Rant, he focuses specifically on his murder of Gregory, and also brings up Miles enough that you can draw a thread with the second murder

but when Gant breaks down (in possibly the best villainous breakdown all AA ever had)

he only, only, only talks about the murder of Bruce Goodman

he is upset about it! he might not be all that broken up but he didn't mean to do it! it was stupid! it wasn’t a decision in cold blood, he genuinely regrets that this worked out the way it did, he just kind of panicked!

Neil Marshall who?

what he admitted earlier is that he saw the opportunity. he saw the scene as it was and he figured 'oh hey i can use this to blackmail Lana Skye' he just saw an aftermath of a fight and thought 'oh hey if I kill this guy and arrange the scene a certain way, I can get Lana Skye both to help me get a conviction with forged evidence AND in my perceived debt. neato!'

you know, some convenience in apprehending a suspect (admittedly a serial murderer, but its not like the killings were still ongoing. he went on a specific spree and then they tailed him for half a year without any results) and a politics/intrigue boost. all just for the cost of ah that guy

he literally considered Neil disposable enough that it's never brought up by the narrative. we are meant to understand that yes, this is indeed the degree to which he doesn't care

he apologizes to Miles at the end for using his car. he sounds completely genuine about it, too. oh sorry buddy pal old chum! you make more than we do anyway!

I mean, I looked up prosecutor salaries in Japan, and I can testify: yes, Miles does probably make more than Chief of Police Gant, possibly combined with all detectives that appeared in this case. that is in fact a thing

and I guess he's resentful enough over this fact that the lives of these children? are spare change for him

and that's the irony. Angel insists that prosecutors think of police as disposable... is that really what’s going on?

(and what took Gant down? it was having Miles on our side. he was so used to bossing children around, he did not expect one to say 'welp I'm done' and turn on him. he did not expect Miles to be broken down to the point of suicidal ideation and consequently complete lack of fucks to give about his career... but just enough rage and desire for truth to turn around and take him down. he did not think anything of young prosecutors, and he did not expect Miles Edgeworth)

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Song: “Close Every Door” from the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (If you haven’t seen it, would highly reccommend. 10/10)

Thanks for the support during the late nights I pulled trying to get this done, everybody! :D This is my first big lyricstuck, but I’m really happy with how everything turned out. Always loved this song and thought it work great as some biblestuck kind of deal.

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DONT WORRY THAT PART IS OKAY

im always down with people ranting at me, particularly about stuff they love

that said, let’s keep going in reverse direction (because I think the flow of my thought is better this way)

My issue with this is laws of physics. If those had been platform heels, I'd understand (question 2B’s personal choices and admire her athletic ability, but understand). But those are STILHETTO heels. They can, and will, break. They also can and will slip. They also can and will GET STUCK in shit like grates. They are not appropriate combat wear because that's not how physics work. The only way to justify the design is if there’s a combat boot shaped transparent forcefield around them that 2B’s weight is actually distributed on and the heels are purely aesthetic...

...actually this one is good, I’m going to go with this one as my headcanon for this game in the future...

anyway, I am not saying the game designer is problematic(tm) because of this. I am merely saying it broke my immersion. WITH EVERY JUMP. I LIKE JUMPING OKAY

ok first of all don't use the word 'hermaphrodite', 'intersex' is all you need here

second, unless the woman in question was something like fat / visibly disabled in a conventionally 'ugly' way (like down syndrome) / covered in acne / etc, it's not parody. Reproducing the same trope and then acknowledging that it's stupid at some point is not parody, it's lampshading. Good on him for doing that much, but tbh? I don't care.

Like, yeah, I am very much a Dreaded SJW, but I don't engage in discourse on media I'm not very knowledgeable on and fond of. I'm a fish out of water here, utterly without tools. If you want to talk about progressiveness of this particular game designer, find someone who's actually played his games past prologue? I literally didn't know his name until you told me just now. I have 0 investment in this discussion. All I said was that I didn't like a naked butt in front of my eyes. It's personal preference.

Like, I heard that Kill La Kill is also super progressive and smart and dismantles all the tropes? Yet, I also didn't watch it past 2nd episode because I don't like watching naked butts on the screen. I don't question its progressiveness, I just prefer choosing media that doesn't feature naked butts to fill my limited media consumption time. That's literally all there is to it.

that said,

if you tell me 2B turns out to be a lesbian and the boy in the prologue is Formally Adopted to be her little brother instead, a la Phoenix Wright and the Feys, I MIGHT CONSIDER WATCHING A PLAYTHROUGH OF THIS GAME

JUST SAYING

tbh "under these conditions" my ass. You don't get to have an opinion on me deciding to uninstall a video game. If it had run perfectly yet I decided that I didn't like the mecha gameplay and the hack'n'slash genre simply isn't my thing (which I didn't and which it isn't), that would have been a 100% perfectly legit reason for me to uninstall it then and there. Me posting my opinions on this game was a favor to the community, not an invitation to criticise my choices.

I believe you easily re: not noticing the naked butt thing, btw. I miiight have been slightly overinvested in the way 2B dresses because see above: lolita fashion being 90% of the reason I was drawn to the game to begin with :>

I AM AN #AESTHETIC GAMER WHAT CAN I SAY

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