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Aremo Shitai Koremo Shitai Onna no Ko ni Mietatte

@lilietsblog / lilietsblog.tumblr.com

Wow, it's been like 10 years since I updated this. Neat. I've made a dreamwidth blog just in case tumblr dies. I think dreamwidth is neat. My username on Discord is Liliet#1061 (and no I don't intend to update it, they're asking but they haven't tried to force me yet). My username on reddit is LilietB. Read PGTE. Homestuck is great. Peace and love on the planet Earth. I'm Ukrainian. Wish us luck.
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nibeul

everyday white women complain about weaponized incompetence with men and everyday they turn around and do the exact same thing to poc

“I didn’t know what xyz meant!!” why on earth would you repeat it then without looking it up first if you didn’t know the meaning. google is right there you can use it.

“How am I supposed to learn if you don’t educate me?” once again, Google is at your fingertips, use it for the love of god.

“Well I can’t find any sources on [this topic]” found four within a minute, you just want poc to do the labor for you.

“Being mean doesn’t mean you’re right!” “You’re just aggressive!” “Well if you don’t want to have an ~civil~ conversation..” “You’re overemotional” do y’all even hear yourselves. Like do you never stop to think that maybe, just maybe the shit you’re parroting sounds a little familiar?

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lilietsblog

ok so most of this sounds about right, but GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS ARE PERSONALISED. You found what you were looking for instantly BECAUSE GOOGLE ALREADY KNEW THIS IS WHAT YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR. A person new to the topic IS going to get completely unhelpful results. And if you go past the second page of results or so, Google gets suspicious that you're a spambot. So, you know. That part is real.

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Google's unionizing

Google workers have announced their intention to form a union, under the auspices of CWA Local 1440. The union is called The Alphabet Workers Union (Google maintains the legal and accounting fiction that it is a division of a holding company called “Alphabet”).

Speaking of legal fictions, the union is opening membership to “TVCs” - temps, vendors and contractors - employees who have deliberately misclassified so as to avoid paying them benefits or extending normal workplace protections to them.

It’s a bold move, a countermeasure to thwart the other commercial advantage from worker misclassification: by creating multiple categories of workers, bosses can pit employees against one another, by dangling privileges in front of one group but not the other.

But it comes at a high price: to gain official legal recognition, more than 50% of eligible workers must join the union. By including more workers, the union is setting a higher bar for official status.

But the union has momentum: a series of high-profile googler uprisings - driven by official tolerance for sexual misconduct, complicity in US military drone programs, secret collaboration with Chinese surveillance and censorship, and more - show how radicalized googlers are.

Google’s management - who cultivated an air of participatory, cuddly collaboration - have arrived at a point where the contradictions between their “values” and the company’s profits can no longer be reconciled.

In Dec 2020, Google fired Timnit Gebru, an eminent Black AI scientist who refused to retract a paper critical of its profitable Big Data research. Management compounded their sins by making false claims about Gebru’s dismissal.

The unionization drive is under the CWA’s #CODE (Coalition to Organize Digital Employees) project. Though CODE is no stranger to conflict, Google represents a serious challenge, thanks to its partnership with notorious union-busters IRI Consultants.

(IWI’s tactics pale in comparison to the mercenaries that Amazon has hired to bust its unions: the Pinkerton company, who have spilled rivers of workers’ blood in their murderous history):

For important context on the drive, check out Collective Action in Tech’s article on the announcement, which explains why googlers have formed a “non-contract union” that does not yet have official recognition.

“Non-contract unions embody the idea that worker power does not come from legal processes, but rather through building power through solidarity.”

This is huge. Not only is it great for Google’s many workers, but the company’s management has long been far to the right of their workers in terms of politics, and Google is a large enough private government where worker organization could serve as a lever of changing company policy, and thus public policy

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the other side of google literacy: i discover a forgotten tab just saying 'skyrim' in it. what did i mean? what did i want with skyrim? i probably meant to pirate it. the results do not match this intention. i just sent the scream out into the void so later-me could come over and clarify what i meant

discovering your old google search tabs and trying to understand what you wanted them for

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princekarkat

twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT

if you didn’t use the exact correct phrasing in your query, you didn’t find anything you wanted. and this was hard for humans to handle, because we’re used to asking questions, not parsing pieces of information into the most efficient phrases that will relate to larger banks of information

i was 8. i still read zoobooks. yahoo search was both dazzling and monumentally frustrating to me

so the thing about askjeeves.com was… you ask the search engine a question, and it uses algorithms to interpret your query to gather information, and respond to you in a human way. it was groundbreaking

two years later, google hit the web. i still remember being in the computer lab doing a research project and having a teacher tell me, “try this new search engine, its better than yahoo”

im telling you this because i know there are kids who were born into the age of Google… how good it got and how fast

because back then, search indexing still fucking SUCKED. back then there were people you knew who were “good at google” because you still needed to plug in the right words to find the right pages

today, i could reach into my pocket and pull out a device that both sees and hears me, and slur into the microphone “when was the sun born” and google will deliver me its age and all the theories and information surrounding the creation of our solar system

thats a lot of power to have. and when its that easy to get answers i want the comfort of knowing that you’re all taking the time to ask questions

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tevruden

This actually does work

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cleancrew

what the fuck is this bullshit

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HES STILL THERE

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THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

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No shit I mean like on a PERSON

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lilietsblog

y'all don't know how to use google

note the helpful disambiguation, highlighted by me!

clicking there:

boom. there you go

experiment 2: knuckles

oh my god there aren't even any pictures that are not sonic there at all

but!!! note the helpful disambiguation still there!!!

click

well won't you look at that

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all1sees

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

uskftw:

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

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dutchster

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

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IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.

these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’

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lilietsblog

actually when you google 'hanging naked men' this flower is what you get

i did, at least

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This is my first halloween on tumblr and as far as I understand, tumblr halloween is literally two things: skeletons and pumpkins so I googled "skeleton pumpkins" and "pumpkin skeletons" and then the same in Russian I, for one, feel our search results are more fun they are not so black-and-oragne but they are also more interesting anyway you are welcome

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Up until a week ago, TV Tropes had a very handy trope index called Rape Tropes. (Note: all TVT rape trope pages in this article link, ironically, to Google caches.) This page also linked to other iterations of rape tropes in popular culture such as Rape as Backstory, Rape and Switch, Rape as Drama, Rape as Redemption, and other rape tropes common in the pop culture idiom. Today when you access any of these pages, you’re informed, “We do not want a page on this topic. It does not meet our content policy.” Recently on the discussion thread for combining the “Victim falls for Rapist” trope with the “Rape as Stockholm Syndrome” trope under the standard Rape Is Love cliche, Wiki owner and admin Fast Eddie explained that all tropes related to rape had been wiped off the site because it was getting the site “in trouble with Google.” Apparently that meant any trope containing the word “rape” had to go. This problem wasn’t a new one; in January, the Rape Trope index was locked due to Google threatening to block the site’s ad revenue for explicit content. This led to complaints about vanishing hentai tropes, with some users commenting that “creepy content and creepy examples” needed to go, and others questioning whether “creepy content” applied to rape tropes. At that point a user-led effort was made to rename all of the Rape Tropes so that they sounded less rapey (seriously), which rapidly turned into an admin mandate to go through all the renamed tropes and excise all creepiness. But despite this frantic renaming/excision, either Google brought down the content policy hammer or the admins simply decided it wasn’t a battle worth fighting. When Fast Eddie noted the deletion of the trope page, he added, “There is no explanation needed beyond the fact that the topic is a pain in the ass to keep clean and it endangers the wiki’s revenues. We just won’t have articles about rape. Super easy. No big loss.” Well. Except that tropes where characters, especially women, are forced or coerced into doing things without their consent are so numerous that TV Tropes hasn’t effectively gotten rid of them all, and probably couldn’t even if they tried. Similar tropes pop up all over the site, and clicking on a few reveals that the site is now a mish-mash of available content warring with the bahleeted presence of any trope that contained the unwanted word “rape.” So Fate Worse Than Death, And Now You Must Marry Me, Old Man Marrying a Child, and Droit du Signeur are still content-approved, but drastically varied tropes like Rape as Comedy, Mind Rape, and Rape, Pillage, and Burn are all gone for good. So was Fast Eddie being sarcastic when he described the ousting of an enormous chunk of content as “no big loss”? It’s tough to tell, given what seems to be his blasé attitude about clearing out the contents of his archive to “keep the advertisers on board.” But surely Fast Eddie must be aware that TV Tropes isn’t just a repository of fan clichés and geek trivia. The categorization of tropes that hurt, marginalize, and perpetuate victims of rape and rape culture—particularly women—is incredibly important in a cultural moment where debate about sexist tropes is greater than it ever has been. It’s impossible to engage in intelligent debates about issues like sexism in video games or rape tropes in YA fantasy without having clear, accessible examples of what those harmful tropes look like. Two such examples of this kind of categorization and discussion are Anita Sarkeesian‘s Tropes Vs Women and Gail Simone‘s groundbreaking website Women in Refrigerators, both of which have helped proliferate awareness and discussion of typical tropes like “Rape is Love” and “Fridging.” These tropes are still to be found on the TV Tropes website, but now all the context of being linked to the word “rape” (hi, Google!) and rape culture is missing. Clicking on links around the “Stuffed into the Fridge” page now takes you to page after page of “We do not want a page on this topic,” rendering all but useless TV Tropes’ infamously vast interlinking of tropes and contextual understanding of how those tropes operate in our culture. If you’re thinking this ineffectual censorship just highlights how ridiculous and dangerous the pressure to rid our social vocabularies of potentially “creepy” words like “rape” and, oh, “vagina“, have become, you’re not alone. Yesterday morning, Geek Feminism stepped in with a clever announcement: since TV Tropes’ content and the GF Wiki’s content are both licensed under the same Creative Commons license, the content can be relocated. So far only one trope, Rape as Backstory, has been relocated, but perhaps if GF users hurry they can revive all of the deleted TV Tropes pages. It might be too much to ask for cooperation in their efforts from the TV tropes admins, who seem to have adopted an attitude of “DNW” to the whole issue; but given the many recent controversies over rape-related tropes in pop culture and attempts to silence discussion about them, it’s undeniable that losing an enormous amount of content that adds visceral context to an ongoing and important discussion would be a Kiss of Death to TV Tropes’ integrity as an archive—not to mention the ongoing battle between Google ads and free speech on the internet.

==============//================ Yes, I copied the article in full. I want all of it on my blog. No, I didn't put in readmores, because I want all of my followers to see this even if they don't feel like clicking on links (I often don't when scrolling through my dash). Those Tvtropes articles about rape which are oh so problematic... I still use the names of those tropes in discussion. Female On Male Abuse Is Funny (ok not rape when I last discussed it but actually pretty much the same trope), Rape Is Love, Black Comedy Rape (was still there when I looked)... those are all real things. Tvtropes doesn't /invent/ tropes, it classifies what is already there, and when this classification turns up something "icky" it is a fucking responsibility of the wiki to make this "icky" article long, detailed, and linked on the front page (with content warnings, of course) BECAUSE IT IS SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED, not fucking silenced. There is no "sexism is gross therefore we will delete all sexism-related tropes from the wiki" policy, thank god. Deleting trope articles about something doesn't make it disappear, it just makes it invisible, which is to say, it makes it normalized. What Tvtropes does is open the readers' eyes to things they before consumed unconditionally and unreflectively, make them conscious of what fiction and non-fiction does to their mind and how it interacts with it. RAPE TROPES NEED THIS VERY MUCH. Even if the wiki itself won't contain explicit condemnation, most people, when they see an index named "Rape Is Okay", will be capable of passing moral judgement just by name association. Giving these things names they truly deserve is important, and yes, it should be a mission of the wiki. There is no analogue of it that I know of, so it all falls on its shoulders to bear. It's horrifying that it's hard to actually blame the wiki / its admins for this censoring. They are dependant on Google, commonly known in some circles as "corporation of evil" (you are welcome ^^), for actual continuation of existence of the wiki; that's what large corporations do to the market. And once we go into Google and its policies, waters become even more muddy. All in all, it looks like "it's just how this system works". Except the system is designed by people, and people have power to change it and tweak it to suit their needs. There is such thing as _an_exception_ - there is even such phrasing as "exception that proves the rule". Look at Tvtropes, understand what they do, make an exception. This one time, when the policy is going to do the exact opposite than what it is designed for - making world less rape-y and more safe - just make an explicit exception. But it isn't in Google's mission statement to watch out for wikis and enable them to do what they do in our running-on-information world to make it better, is it?

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