l start doing: learning Spanish, baking (sugar free), starting on the book (drafts are ready) exercise
the big maybe: perhaps trying to see how to open a book store (perhaps the year after, I shall put this on my list still)
stop doing: caring what others think
Lucifer pins Adam down by the throat.
Adam: AGH! Torture me all you want! I'm not telling you anything!
Lucifer: Oh, I don't want you to tell me anything. I want you to beg~. I want you to whimper~. I want you to sing, Adam. You think I want you to talk? I'm going to hurt you...and I'm going to enjoy it.
Adam: Well, it's going to take you a lot to get me there!
Lucifer: Oh, I hope so...I can't wait to hear you scream....
Angel Dust: Uh, hey Short King?
Lucifer: What?! We're a little busy here!
Angel Dust: Uh, yeah. I just had a question?
Lucifer: Oh my Father...what? What is it?
Angel Dust: Well, me and literally everyone else can hear you and...uh, when are you going to fuck?
Lucifer:....what?
Adam: Yeah, what?
Angel Dust: It's just I know this is a torture session and all, but it sounds like you're going to bone.
Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK, ANGEL. THIS IS MY GREATEST ENEMY!
Angel: So this isn't some enemies-to-lovers thing? Because I'm down for it if you are—
Lucifer: GET THE FUCK OUT! I'M BUSY!
Angel Dust: Okay, fine. We'll all leave.
*everyone shuffles out.*
Lucifer:.....fuck, they almost caught us.
Adam: Yeah, that was too close.
Lucifer: Wanna make out?
Adam: God, yes.
Husk: ... They didn't even realize we are still standing at the door ?
Angel with his phone: And you keep your trap shut understand, Charlie for fucks sake stop puking your guts out !
difference between adult me and kid me in strengt ..
I am not joking in this btw, as a kid I could lift up adults twice my height and weight (none of my family was skinny btw) or that time I just with my hip pushed my uncle onto the ground (almost crushing my cousin .. okay he did crush her but she survived !)
now I can hardly open a bottle of water, or a pickle jar ;-;
Is it true that Adam makes the best bear hugs in the world?
Lucifer: Can confirm that on a really good day they are bone crushing.
... first time I wanna be hugged ;-; Adam's hugs sound amazing
bro i feel so insane abt akutagawa i fear you physically cannot put me down like. you cant even kill me atp like thats not gonna get you anywhere. idk what you can do. theres just no way to get me out of this. i think its inevitable that i will outlive god and replace him
me after hitting Gothicmatter with a shovel: easy peasy ! :)
Gothicmatter arises: And an other thing about Akutagawa !
me: aaaaah ! "slams my shovel against your face" I "boink" killed "boink" you ! "boink" stay "boink" the "boink" fuck "boink" down ! "boink"
"heavy breathing"
me: it's finally over ;-;
Gothicmatter: Akuuutaaagaaawaaaa !
me: I wanna go home ! ;;-;;
I decided to go with the bus to the store, and I regretted it so much ;-; I have no problem with people, but why is there always someone . Who stares and looks like he is ready to fist himself like bro -_-
also please if you are talking, talk about some juicy tea not about how animals smell when you are in heat .. Like wtf I called my dad to pick me up, it would be long before I get on the bus again ;-;
The Jennifer’s Body AU has reignited my love for my Hazbin High School drama AU that I haven’t posted about before now I need to to write down information about all the characters (important or not important)
(@lilacwriter07 @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @fanofstuff01 @talesfromawannabejournalist @kittenfangirl20 @helluvahazbins once again I apologize)
"sitting my pretty ass down" I look forward to it ! ✨👀✨
everyone in Hazbin Hotel is just so skinny, I can grab them around the waist and walk away ..
But then there is Adam just the right chubbiness to hug forever 😌💕
I like the theory of when adam and eve got kicked out of eden food became scarce so he deployed an eating disorder and in heaven there is no shortage so he just ate until he was full making him one of the more larger sets that weve seen.
I do hope we get to see more new larger characters. Adam cant be the only one besides Mammon in the sister show.
I like that theory as well ! I kinda hope for more chubby characters, bc damned I need more of them 🥺💕
Seth doesn't know what Metatron said to Cain, but the face Cain had looking close to cry (not that Cain will ever admit it) made Seth's mind stop for a second .
Metatron didn't saw Seth walking towards them, but everyone heard the bone cracking sound . As Emily gasped when Seth kicks Metatron so hard, the other flew to the other side of the property . "Seth don't !" Sera pleaded as Seth holds his staff in a throwing position, before Metatron could get up . The staff pierced through his eye, making his scream as his eye cracked into pieces .
Adam stood infront of Metatron, bending over as he smirks ."Next time you won't be lucky, be glad it was Seth who dealt with you ."
Lucifer tells Sera that he rather not have Metatron visit, his vendetta against sinners is worse then his own .
Metatron said nothing as he left for heaven ."See you next time !" Charlie said with a bright smile .
"She seriously is gonna ignore that ?" Angel asked ."She just blocked what happend ." Vaggie answered .
Adam gave Cain some peached chocolate ."Ignore him whatever he said is not true ."
Cain would never say he was actually about to sneeze, but since Metatron was an asshole he kept his mouth shut .
Musk goes bankrupt Musk goes bankrupt please
I don't know what to ask, so I guess I go with the post before me 👀
I saw my fave youtuber play the game "Finding Frankie" and I have to say, I thought Vox was in the game as well .
don't tell me this guy can't not be his twin brother or whatever
GENGAR ADAM
Me and my friend decided to do an Edit/Art trade and this was the result!!
Adam is my favorite character from Hazbin Hotel and my obsession with his has grown significantly! He's so interesting to me and I need to know more about him! Plus- chubby men do catch my interest a lot. So it's not a big surprise as to why I like him, that's not the only reason. But you get the point. Chubby, bitchy, and a little bit of a jerk just seems to attract me lol
Aside from Adam, another obsession started to creep back into my mind. That being my favorite Pokemon, Gengar! I love that ghost-type so much
And I couldn't help but think what my two obsessions would look like if they were combined, thanks to my friend they were able to make that happen for me!
Now I can obsess over this drawing and bug them for more! >:3
You can find my part of the trade on my Tiktok!
You can find my friends social here!
https://mikeeylo.carrd.co/
some young demon: So your style is like totally dark academia.
Alastor: Excuse me?
young demon: You know just like the whole vibe?
Alastor: *radio dial eyes*
Angel: Babe. It's not a bad thing.
Alastor: I know, I just wanna kill him real quick
everyone in Hazbin Hotel is just so skinny, I can grab them around the waist and walk away ..
But then there is Adam just the right chubbiness to hug forever 😌💕
Ada, slamming down a folder in front of Asmodeus: I need you to copyright “Lust”, and the monetary rights of MANUFACTURING Lust itself.
Asmodeus, staring at Ada: How did you get past security?
Ada staring back at him: What security ?
Lucifer getting rid of the security before Ada even saw them
For you both:
when was your first kiss and what was it like?
also, congrats! :DD
Adam: Thanks! Our first kiss...... You mean in general or as a couple?
Lucifer: Because as a couple I kissed him for the first time under our tree in the park.
Adam: In general, it was that silly pookie challenge thing years ago.
HOW many years ago? Just asking my king.
Lucifer: That was...... 50 years ago. In the early days when the pocky was new.
Seriously? The guy kissed you 50 years ago and you only now got that he might like you?
Lucifer: ......... Yeah?
…… You cheated on Lilith?
does it count as cheating, when both people have no feelings anymore for each other ? 🤔
