Lila Walker

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

if I ever pass

away do NOT unfollow

me. I will be back

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

-Jesus at the last supper

It's the season

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

Speak for yourself. My parents were devastated when the "peer pressure is bad" talk resulted in me abstaining from popular culturally relevant drug throughout all of my youth

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

guess who didn't accidentally sew through the pocket this time :D

When i say i found myself in a craft store, i mean i found myself in a craft store

Thinking about that old lady who saw that a client from work was making unwanted advances at me (after work, at the busstop, in the dark) and who, after I had shot him down like twice and he walked over to her to make small talk (I guess????), essentially went "oh, you take the bus??? Weak." and then proceeded to tell him she had boxing experience. She saw what was going on and choose to be as rude as possible to him and I cannot thank her enough. Thank you Old Lady at the Busstop, I love you

Me and who

me when my moots make a weird little post about absolute nonsense

oh I know exactly who

In times of rising heating cost, we return to Schrankbett. We have so much to learn from our great great grandparents

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

People texting me when The Character™ reappears

✨update✨

writers be like; anyone gonna write this story? and then not wait for an answer. and then not write it either

Me pitching a new concept to my friend every 6 months and then forgetting about it

Every German for the past 5 days: ICH KANN NICHT MEHR

Every German for the past 5 days: keeps kanning mehr

Ampel-Aus gave me 2 nice things: 1) Christian Lindner arbeitslos memes

2) aktive deutsche tumblr accounts I can follow

it was interesting to see so many people come out of the woodwork as germans. I'm glad we did this. Now I know who might understand me if I ever start randomly blogging in german

Poseidon was waiting for his moment

Now someone reverse this for 600 Strike

the only rewarding thing about germany's government falling apart are the memes and the elhotzo tweets