the bus to itself every time you press the button:

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

​me but i would turn the corner spider setting on #spiderlover #spiderfan #spidersarecool #spider #spiders

I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

this is the best picture ive ever seen

if marx was real what would his tumblr url be

Busta Rhymes

Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

I am so pleased to report that in addition to being absolutely shaped, these guys are also very, very sized.

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

to be fair i dont know much about communism but i dont remember ever heard of something like that being part of their beliefs if im being honest with you

Maoism : pee for hours on end

Communism : live in a place with lots of spiders

didnt marxist leninist maoist dirtbaggist thought leader comrade piss pig granddad once explicitly state that under communism he was warm as fuck one time ?

everyone look at these funeral traffic cones

Goth VLC media player

Naked Lunch (1991), dir. David Cronenberg

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.