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dorphin | he/xe | adult
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icon description: Ezra Bridger’s gunsaber on a yellow background
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Hello! Call me Dorphin. Pronouns are he/xe. Not willing to share my age beyond that I’m an adult.

I love hearing people’s Star Wars thoughts so fire away!

My preferred interpretation of the Jedi is as a society and a healthy religion, but sometimes I dabble.

#dorphin’s Jedi lore is my Jedi worldbuilding

#mine is for my original posts and the occasional post where I’ve added something significant

#fandom wank is for fandom discourse, but I’m not super strict with that one.

Every image should either have a description or be tagged as #undescribed. Please let me know if there’s a problem!

I write a lot of image descriptions and I’m happy to do so! That said, I encourage everyone to describe the images they post.

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I’m always a little Meh on people making Cody the same age (or older) than Obi-Wan in AUs that don’t take place in the gffa. Because. Listen.

Hot fresh grad Cody with some impressive job as like… a newscaster or a male model or some military thing… dating a bedraggled rumpled wet cat of a middle-aged Bug Scientist, and thinking this easily-distracted disaster is the hottest shit ever, while his brothers look on in absolute confusion and mild horror.

Obi-Wan can clean up nice and be this refined professor type with perfectly coiffed hair and perfectly groomed beard and perfectly pressed sweatervest combo and a perfectly cultured accent… but then he sees a rare Parasitic Worm in the bushes by the koi pond, and suddenly he’s covered in mud and bleeding and holding up this specimen with demands for a mason jar so he can get it back to a lab and see if they can get this into that one breeding program over in the university three states over.

And 22yo ‘could have literally anyone he wants’ Cody is like 😍

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threebea

If you don’t love me at my field work you don’t deserve me at my hot academic.

-Professor Kenobi in a mud puddle probably

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lilac-vode

thinking about the clones who weren’t anywhere near any jedi when order 66 got put out

trooper in the mess hall, shoveling beans into his mouth: damn. that tall headed guy we met, what was he called again? ki adi monday? wow i could really kick his ass right about now

his brother beside him grabbing another corn muffin: damn me too

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voidartisan

I’ve decided that I need Boba to occasionally be visited by clones on Tatooine who claim to be very proud of their “baby brother”! Look how far he’s come! A crime lord! All grown up! and they take a look around around his palace and either tell him they love what he’s done with the place or make snide remarks about him still not being able to afford an interior designer. Rex visits multiple times a year for the sole purpose of trolling him. Fennec is an enthusiastic enabler.

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I can’t help but wonder how much good PR the Jedi got out of Kanan and Ezra being a part of the early Rebellion, because we know that public opinion of Jedi was pretty low but by the time of the OT everyone sees the Jedi as heroes.

I mean, sure, the senators that lead the rebellion remember the Jedi fondly and so would those that interacted with them, but they were few. The Jedi influence on spirituality throughout the galaxy could be another factor (Jedha, Gatalena), but that only goes so far.

On the other hand, you had two Jedi (and Ahsoka, who wasn’t but who might be mistaken for one) that were heavily involved with the early Rebellion, one of which sent the speech that called many into action in the first place. Unlike the Jedi of the old Republic, they were friendly, approachable, relatable. They weren’t a distant order of mythical superheroes or a morally ambiguous arm of the Senate, only coming to the aid of approved planets, they were there on the ground and doing all they could to help. They wore the same clothes as everyone else, they went on missions with everyone else, they worked their way up the ranks like everyone else. The narrative of the Jedi shifts from one of wariness at this alien, godlike beings to one of respect and familiarity.

Soon enough, everyone either knows a Jedi or knows someone who knows someone who knows a Jedi, and they get a sort of mythical status. The Jedi were supposed to be gone, but some are still here, and they’re on our side.

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lesbinewren

“what’s your life motto”

hera: *something beautiful about fighting for freedom*

kanan: *jedi-y sayings about helping others*

sabine, ezra and zeb, in unison:

BE GAY DO CRIMES
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5 years later Ahsoka and Sabine come back from the Unknown Regions without any clue as to where Ezra ended up and as soon as they come out of hyperspace they crash into a ship that was sitting right in front of the hyperspace route and it’s Hondo and Ezra and like 5 ugnaughts and they’ve just been doing pirate shit this whole time

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Luke probably thinks Ezra’s this cool, collected badass who fights in the Rebellion like the heroes from his stories and he has no idea that Ezra Bridger is a human disaster who probably takes stupid dares for funsies and trips over air

Bonus points if Ezra meets Luke after he gains a reputation as that badass Jedi kid who blew up the Death Star and has the same expectations for him.

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wow what a lovely bit of cinematic foreshadowing to the part where Reva ultimately decides to protect Leia by keeping her force sensitivity a secret :D no I'm not wearing clown makeup why do you ask

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concept for the Sequel Trilogy, but better:

as he Falls, Ben Solo becomes obsessed with a different ancestor, one who he was named for even, and who has long been the obsession of Dark Siders of every generation:

Obi-Wan Kenobi

this obsession was naturally encouraged by a different sort of presumed-dead Sith Lord, who becomes the young man's Sith Master:

Darth Maul

Maul is thrilled to get this chance to tarnish his nemesis' legacy as he strives to outdo his former Master by recreating the Empire but Bigger and Better with the First Order

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Lesbian Asajj is like the one headcanon hill I'll die on without being able to provide 1000+ words of detailed reasoning and explanation because my main argument for it is "just look at her"

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order 66 didn’t happen if you au hard enough

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maulusque

Cody had nine cups of coffee that morning, and was vibrating into the fourth dimension so he stopped listening after “execute order six-” order six, CANONICALLY, is “get rid of your communicator as fast as possible”. So that’s what Cody hears, and that’s what Cody relays to the GAR. So Palpatine executes his master stroke and six million clones just YEET their communicators and keep going about their business.

Palpatine, not knowing none of the troopers heard his “execute order 66” order and waltzing over to Fox just to gloat, thinking he’s still somewhat tranced in the “good soldiers follow orders” haze.

“See? I made all your friends kill their own generals because I’m actually one evil sith bastard and there’s nothing anyone can do about it”

Fox, slowly reaching for his blaster while palpatine turns his back on him to cackle: oh how very curious sir. How interesting. How fascinat-

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