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Aris | 2003 | 🇪🇺 | any pronouns ig | I reblog stuff that I like | Art blog: @lightprkdraws
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j-ellyfish

Isn't it funny how Austria has been shown to be visibly frustrated about the whole Austria/Australia thing at least twice, but we never get any insight of it from Australia's perspective? It's like, he barely aknowledges Austria's existence yet Roderich makes such a big deal out of it xD And today it's apparently Australia's birthday, which made me realize - they both have their birthday on the 26th. Yet another thing that probably frustrates Austria about him.

@nordic-italian-german gave me the idea for this meme template (I sort of quoted it but I had no idea where it came from lol), thank you ♥

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I continue to think the funniest thing in Hetalia was Roderich telling Ludwig marriage is the solution to everything.

Like imagine you’re 19 going through the hardest time in your life so far, and your 5 times divorced gold digger uncle tells you to forget any logical solution and get married instead. Sign a prenup that’s heavily in your favor while you are at it.

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j-ellyfish

The product of my saltiness over Austria almost never getting included in official merch art these days lol This is technically the last drawing of last year, because I got super lazy and didn't finish all the touch-ups on the chibi until yesterday//

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I think everyone is doing Austria a disservice when they write him as a prudish blushing flower, and not as a manipulative bitch who has mastered weaponized sexuality. YES he's an uptight snob, but when you look at the history of Austria's military alliances there is a lot of calculated moves based around arranged unions instead of (or to subdue) all out wars. It's much more fun imo to see Roderich as someone who can seduce you into a strategic marriage for the sake of saving his own ass.

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eyk-hetaart

I know this is an art blog but I’m genuinely concerned that people haven’t heard one of the funniest recent one-off jokes in Hetalia because it’s in the character book.

(Roughly) The question is asked of Austria: “what’s the most lost you’ve ever been?” And he responds, “I once tried to follow the Danube to get back home and ended up at sea.”

haha.

wait. isn’t Austria landlocked?

WAIT

????!??!!!?

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