@lightpinkstuff / lightpinkstuff.tumblr.com
these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Make room for Orangutan Johnson
hello fellow glasses-wearers, I have made a very important chart. tag yourself
[image ID: a moral alignment chart featuring simple drawings of different ways to push up one’s glasses. lawful good: pushing up the bridge with one finger. neutral good: pushing up the side with the wrist or heel of the palm. chaotic good: using something or someone else to push them up. lawful neutral: pinching both sides. true neutral: pinching one side. chaotic neutral: just throwing your head back. lawful evil: grabbing both sides at once with one hand. neutral evil: scrunching up your nose until they move up. chaotic evil: touching the lenses directly, in parentheses: “cannot be trusted.” end ID]
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
this headline i just saw is making me lose it. searching ‘dracula’ on google images and scrolling the results for an hour every morning nodding solemnly at each pic like they’re motivational quotes before clocking into work
i’ve never seen death note but I know it has two characters that look like this and one of them is an antisocial genius using a mystical artifact to kill people and the other one is the determined teen detective hunting him down and i just found out which is which and now i want to hit someone
i’m fucking crying y’all
IWMXKWKSOWKDJEJ??????
“devaluing real tears” I’m fucking crying
catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back
You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer
T u e s d a y s
I hope Jim wasn’t the horse’s name…
