I really hope this hasn’t been done before but I present: British despair and Italian manwhore summer

you post about wanting to "get that man pregnant" and yet you then complain about children existing. i dont think you deserve to get him pregnant. i dont think youd treat him well.

No hate to people who like/ write character x reader fic but oh my god how hard it is at first to go through the blue lock tag 😭😭

It’s sad that you have to follow a bunch of bllk blogs to actually see some analysis instead of going through the mountains of x reader posts in the blue lock tag

i am thinking about maya fey who summons ghosts by warping her own flesh and maya fey whose blood is haunted and vengeful and maya fey who can only imagine one path for herself and maya fey who knows how to lose someone before she knows how to ride a bike and maya fey who summons the ghost of someone else’s happiness every day just to lie to the people she loves and maya fey who is not the lawyer her sister was and not the medium her mother was and who is very, very sorry about that

and maya fey who knows that fey women are either murderers or victims and maya fey who raises cousins and maya fey who must have something on her face to end up in so many cells and maya fey who is too old to be eighteen and too young to be twenty-eight and maya fey who can survive two kidnappings and a drugging and who only cries when someone else leaves

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

Leon's Injuries Throughout the Franchise

I wanted to use this as an archival sort of post to document any instances in which we were shown or told that Leon was injured in some way. But for purposes of canon accuracy, I'm not going to be including the original games (meaning no cheek scar or stab wound from OG4, etc.) nor will I include any speculation of injuries. There are a lot of times in the franchise where Leon was undoubtedly injured, especially in instances where he was tossed by BOWs, but unless there was a clear visual cue like in Vendetta with him holding his arm afterward, I'm not going to really speculate on it since there's really nothing concrete to go on.

RE2

GSW

The biggest, most obvious injury he sustained here is a gunshot wound (GSW) to his left shoulder. It's hard to tell exactly where the bullet hit him due to the motion blur, but based on the blood-spray from the back part of his shoulder and the blood on the wrap in the front, there would be a clear entrance and exit wound because it went all the way through.

Based on where the dark, more concentrated blood staining is on the wrap, it looks like the bullet almost definitely hit some sort of bone. An exact answer would be heavily dependent upon the entrance and exit angle, the position his arm was in, etc. which we can't see in its entirety, so this is my best estimate. So, it looks like it could've potentially his his scapula or his clavicle.

(Also, note that the placement of where the blood is seems to change a little based on if Leon's wearing the OG2 version of the police costume or the RE2R version. )

But, needless to say, that's going to leave a pretty decent scar and depending on what else was hit/damaged, he likely undoubtedly had to have surgery as well, so there's the potential for surgical scars as well. For example, if the bullet had fractured his clavicle and there were lose bone fragments, they would've had to have done surgery, so he would've had an incision near his collarbone.

RE4R

Concussion

First, he gets slammed so hard he loses consciousness, so that's at least a mild concussion. It's unclear how long he was out for so it's hard to classify it, but it's seemingly at least a mild of moderate TBI.

Fuck up Right Knee

Next, it's not clear what exactly he would've done to his knee here, but slamming it between a metal chain and concrete floor is gonna at least bruise pretty badly. We can see that he limps afterward with the freecam, so rip Leon's right knee.

Cut on Right Hand

Then, Ashley slices his right hand while she's possessed. There's a pretty decent sized blood spray and it's enough that it momentarily fazes him and he looks down at his hand, groans, and holds it so there's definitely going to be a scar there where the blade got his skin.

Laceration to Left Thigh

After that, Krauser slices his thigh pretty good. His blade initially hits the inside of Leon's left thigh and then cuts across the top of it. Again, pretty big blood gush there, and Leon struggles to walk when he goes over to Luis afterward, so Krauser got him pretty good. It doesn't look like it was deep enough to hit his femoral artery, but it's definitely going to scar, and it's gonna hurt like hell.

Damnation

Now, Leon really took a beating in Damnation, and while it's mostly just implied in the movie, we get a lot more information on his injuries in the novelization. It even specifics that he was in so much pain, he laid on the ground throwing up at one point. He also nearly died, so this is definitely one one of the worst missions Leon's been on, at least that we've seen.

Concussion

Like usual in this franchise, Leon gets slammed around a lot, but just like in RE4R, he hits his head after being caught up in an explosion and then falls unconscious a few moments later, so he likely has some degree of a concussion, especially considering he has a headache when he regains consciousness.

Minor Cut to Throat

After Buddy and JD successfully capture Leon and tie him to the chair, Buddy holds the tip of the knife against Leon's throat, right under his chin, after Leon makes a sarcastic comment. Note that this is not the part where Buddy holds the knife to Leon's throat while covering his mouth.

Fractured or Broken Ribs and Clavicle & Dislocated Left Shoulder

During Leon's final fight with the Lickers and the Tyrants, he got tossed and slammed around a lot, which resulted in his left shoulder being dislocated, one of his collarbones being fractured (likely the left one), and several of his ribs likely being fractured.

Unspecified

Although it's unclear exactly what injuries Leon sustained, it's mentioned that he has a lot of pain in his arms, legs, head, and waist apart from the other areas previous mentioned, and considering the fact that he nearly died, it's likely a bit more than some bruising.

Vendetta

Potentially Dislocated Right Shoulder/Injured Right Arm

Based on the ending of the movie and when Leon approaches Chris, he's holding his right arm, signaling that it was injured. A lot of people have speculated it was probably his shoulder that was hurt, and that seems to fall in line with what's shown in the film as well. Arias picked him up and squeezed him twice, and both times, it looks like Leon's shoulders are forced back, which would put a lot of strain on them. This could mean his shoulder was dislocated, or it could've been a muscle tear or strain, rotator cuff issue, etc. So while it's unclear exactly what happened to it, he definitely got hurt enough so that he's holding it.

Alright, I think that covers if not all, at least most of the visible or otherwise obvious injuries Leon's sustained throughout the franchise. Like I mentioned earlier, there was probably a lot more considering what he goes through on a routine basis, but I wanted to stick to the ones that were either explicitly shown or told. There's also a lot of times in the franchise where Leon's not visible injured, but he definitely should've been (bruising around his throat after being strangled various times, the whole fight with Maria, Simmons spitting bones (?) at him, etc.) but... Capcom neglected to show them. If you think I missed any, feel free to drop them in the replies, and I'll update this post as needed!

addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

not me. i'm going to get to it. for you see, i have Opened A Tab

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

I cast spell you are depressed

redraws of the poster of The Lobster for my 03 AU where roy ends up crossing the gate to our world with the brothers, gets involved with a different riza, gets painfully aware of what he could have had if his head wasn't too far up his own ass, and gets punched in the face at some point

Bad day

Time slip AU (2-8/9)

Time Slip AU (1/9)

Somethin for halloween~ Behold, the Great Licker. Leader Licker? Licker Alpha?

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

Redundant - Green Day