whatever tumblr users did to breaking bad is the exact opposite of what everyone did to mlp

breaking bad fans will post shit like "JESSE. we need to pick up my estrogen before the fucking pharmacy closes." "mrs white can we get mcdonalds on the way back to the meth lab" and then you look over at mlp fans and rainbow dash is committing tax fraud while fluttershy smokes a joint rolled up in her taxes

for the record i think this is beautiful. i hope mrs white has a good life and im proud of her for coming out after living so long as a man. and i hope rainbow dash and fluttershy dismantle the pony government

Someone once pointed out that fic of a series contains whatever the original series does NOT contain, because much fanfic is essentially re-imagining the same characters in different genres.

So why does the Hannibal fandom have so many Domestic AUs? Because we've already seen what these characters are like in a horror-tragedy, now we want to see how they handle living happily ever after.

Why does MLP have some of the most fucked up fic out there? because we've already seen them in an extremely wholesome world, now we want to see them in a visceral horror.

Why is the version of Breaking Bad that lives on tumblr so Silly and Absurd? because the original show was very serious and grim, now we want to see them be happy little weirdos doing slapstick.

And I also think that's beautiful. The human experience is vast, and playing with "How would Blorbo react if I put him in this situation?" is an important way of learning how to appreciate the beauty of that vastness.

I also think it's beautiful because it's DEEPLY entertaining to watch someone move characters from one genre to another like redirecting the flow of a river.

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No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

A few years later, I remembered that I love Rochu

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

guys i made my first blackout poetry

^^^

[image description: blackout poetry style edits of the original post and first reblog, which read: "You should write with extreme caution. it's bad if you do it even once you're going to be editing for the rest of your life" / "if u write enough times you can get confused".]

poll time (sorry if youve taken this exact poll 15 times im just curious about my particular containment area)

*on your main (your def of main) blog on its own

I will never let go of that day, of you, ever again.

Bonus under cut

The additional time about Reo absolutely losing his mind because he can’t seem to be able to talk to Nagi and Chigiri helping him is actually crazy because why does this sound directly out of a fanfiction

PLUS

Reo realizing Chigiri’s advice is coming from experience because he "lost" Kunigami

GOOD DAY FOR KUNIGIRI AND NAGIREO SHIPPERS!!

they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

just don’t let the snost cost fallacy get you

pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

Why isn’t there a rochu version