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OVER THE GARDEN WALL + DETAILS 🍁🎃🍂
Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost, is revealed. Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, but where have we come, and where shall we end? If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend? How the gentle wind, beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall.
Somewhere lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen. A mysterious place, called The Unknown.
i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
The whales and dolphins JUST STARTED coming back. The seals, the waters just now starting to revitalize again. But maybe the acid will kill the toxic bacteria and clean the river more. Who knows I'm not a marine biologist, where's marine biologist and science Tumblr?
What do I gotta do to catch em... put a starfish in a beaker? Leave some water samples and a cup of coffee under one of those box stick and string traps?
...... pspspspspspspspspsps here science people, cmon. Pspspspspspsps
Like to charge, reblog to cast
So were you aware that the The Beauty and the Beast story we all know is a heavily abridged and rewritten version of a much longer novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve? And that a lot of the plot holes existing in the current versions exist because the 1756 rewrite cut out the second half of the novella, which consisted entirely of the elaborate backstory that explains all the weird shit that happened before? And that the elaborate backstory is presented in a way that’s kind of boring because the novel had only just been invented in 1740 and no one knew how they worked yet, but contains a bazillion awesome ideas that beg for a modern retelling? And that you are probably not aware that the modern world needs this story like air but the modern world absolutely needs this story like air? Allow me to explain:
This post actually inspired me to go back and read the original, and I was not disappointed. In addition to Beast’s Warrior Queen mom, there’s also a whole bunch of backstory about how Beauty’s Fairy Mom fell for a human even though she wasn’t supposed to and the ramifications of that, which I think has a lot of potential too. (Though I’d keep Beauty’s biological dad as the merchant, in an adaptation.) I also enjoyed how much of fairy society was apparently dependent on snake transformations.
My favorite moment that doesn’t make it into adaptations, though, is that when everyone is arguing about how Beast totally can’t marry a merchant’s daughter because it’s beneath him, he says that if him being a human prince is what’s standing between them, he’s willing to be turned back into a beast because he’d rather be with her that way than not at all. That should 100% be included in every version.
Rod of Asclepius for your viewing pleasure. please suggest charities to donate the profits to! preferably ones that serve healthcare to LGBT communities!
that goes hard as hell
Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.
this is so fucked up
Lmao its like the moon if the moon was a potato.
embroidery ghost 🧵
Ths bishop’s twitter post
I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool
certified iconic post
yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do
same-thing-every-day gimmick accounts as a form of absurdist art
same-thing-every-day
gimmick accounts as a form
of absurdist art
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
HIMS CHEEEEKS. SO CUTE. thank u universe for letting me live long enough to see this
Ask not where the waffle came from, but what can the waffle do for you?
Made a new character. Learning CSP
reblogs appreciated for sample size!
Halloween icon!!! Got experimental with this one I really like how the maw came out. I've struggled with beast teeth forever getting their shapes right. So far I'd say this is the best I've achieved so far.
And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.
What?
I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
Where, where have you been sending it?!
I love how there are more reblogs than likes
This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.
Omg guys I can't believe our little loaf is entering second grade they rise so fast!!
