Adeline: What's with the napkin on the glass door?
Zade: Sibby keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help.
Sibby: Oooh, cool! A floating nap- *walks into the glass door*
Zade: Sibling relationships are weird.
Zade: Like I'd give Sibby a kidney, but she's not borrowing my charger.
Sibby: *Playing the guitar awfully*
Zade: Do you take requests?
Sibby: Sure.
Zade: Stop.
Zade: I've made a map of all the possible hiding places Sibby could be.
Adeline:
Adeline: This is just a map of the USA.
Zade: Yeah, I have no idea where she is.
[During a stake out]
Sibby: Let's play a game.
Zade: Okay. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Sibby:
Sibby: Is it me?
Zade: It's always you.
Adeline: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Zade: You are my award, little mouse.
Sibby: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Zade: Damn fucking straight, I do.
Zade: Adeline, go lie down. You're sick.
Adeline: If I was sick, could I do this?
Adeline:
Zade: Do what?
Adeline: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Zade, carrying her to bed: No, sweetheart.
[A house meeting]
Sibby: Are you trying to make me look stupid infront of everyone?
Zade: You don't need any help in that department.
Sibby: That's right, so leave me alone.
Sibby: Wait-
[Zade Meadows at a court hearing]
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and, nothing but the truth?
Zade: No.
Judge:
Jury:
Judge, whispering: What happens now?
Adeline: Bad dream?
Sibby: Yeah.
Adeline: Was it about Zade again?
Sibby: How'd you know?
Adeline: You kept muttering "I paid for these pop tarts, my ass" in your sleep
Sibby, hitting her arm on the table: Ow! My armkle.
Daya: Your what?
Zade: Her wrist.
Adeline: Why are you laying on the floor?
Zade: I lost something.
Adeline: What did you lose?
Zade: ...... Balance.
Adeline: So you fell?
Zade, smirking: Yeah, for you.
Adeline:
Daya:
Sibby: *Sprays Zade with a water bottle*
Sibby, holding the door: After you.
Zade: No. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Sibby: That still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Zade: Yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I could always block the-
Sibby: *slaps Zade*
Sibby, on the phone: Hey Zade, can I borrow $5000?
Zade: Why do you need $5000?
Sibby: An escape room.
Zade: What kind of escape room costs $5000?
Sibby:
Sibby: Jail.
Judge: How do you plead?
Sibby: [Looks at Zade]
Zade: [Mouths "not guilty"]
Sibby: Hot milky.
Zade, bangs head on desk: For fuck sakes, just lock her up.
Zade: The time to act is now.
Sibby: Wink wink.
Zade: Don't say "wink wink", just wink.
Sibby: Oh.
Sibby: Wink.
Zade:
Sibby: *accidentally spills soup on the floor*
Sibby: Does the 5 second rule apply to soup?
Adeline:
Zade:
Sibby: Please hurry, it's been 3 seconds already.