[ACOTAR and Fourth Wing crossover]
Helion: Are you having sex with Garrick?
Imogen: No!
Helion: No one would blame you. He's smart, charming, funny, extremely hands-
Imogen:
Imogen: I'm not having sex with Garrick but I'm starting to think you might be....
Helion:
Helion, under his breath: I'm trying...
Xaden: I will not stand here and be insulted.
Violet: Then sit down.
Xaden: *Sits down* Well, atleast now we're at eye level.
Xaden: *Runs*
Marriage is scary because what if he's not Xaden Riorson (I'm inlove with Xaden Riorson)
Tairn: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Violet: Is it Dain?
Tairn: It's always Dain.
Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.
Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.
Xaden: You are both pathetic.
Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?
Xaden: Violet.
Xaden: If someone killed you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the Earth.
Bodhi: On your word, I would kill every person in the world without a second thought.
Violet: Will you share your chocolates with each other?
Xaden and Bodhi: Absolutely not!
Violet: Close your eyes, bro.
Dain: *Closes eyes*
Violet: What do you see?
Dain: Nothing.
Violet: That's the amount of trauma I would have if you weren't a little bitch.
Dain:
[On the sparring mat]
Sawyer: You're done, Ridoc. You've broken 68 bones.
Ridoc: Sawyer, for my dying wish-
Sawyer: You're not dying..
Ridoc: Please break one more bone for me.
Sawyer: Absolutely not.
Violet: Truth or dare?
Xaden: Truth.
Violet: I dare you to come over and kiss me right now.
Xaden, getting up: Alright.
Liam: .......but he didn't even pick dare?
[Rhysand and Xaden Riorson meeting]
Xaden: *Sasses him*
Rhysand: You're a tiny puny teenager, shut the fuck up.
Xaden: So your type then?
Rhysand:
