Azarix

Jeremy: Lesson five, watching. Did you install the cameras?

Ariella: Yes.

[Watching Remi pull a door that says push]

Ariella: He's a little slow but he's got the spirit.

Jeremy: Uh-huh sure...

[A few hours later]

Cecily: What are you guys doing?

Ariella, excitedly: Watching Remi. Jer and I think he's the most adorable guy ever!!

Jeremy: The fuck? No I don't.

Ariella: Is that why you've been watching him for the last couple of hours even though I never asked you to stay?

Jeremy: I- No- Ugh *grabs Ces* Let's go home, Lisickha.

[Ariella at Jeremy and Cecily's London house]

Adrian: Who are you and what are you doing in my son's office?

Ariella: Ariella Nash. Jeremy is giving me lessons on stalking. Today is lesson four, hacking and tracking but he's late.

Adrian:

Ariella: What's wrong? You look constipated.

Adrian: Just wondering why he would do that.

Ariella: Oh, he gives me lessons and I give him dirt on Landon.

Adrian: Well I did teach him everything he knows, I could show you.

Ariella: What's the catch?

Adrian: How well do you know Aiden King?

Jeremy: Lesson three, eliminating competition.

Ariella: What's the buffoon doing here?

Nikolai: You little shit-

Jeremy: He was bored, tagged along. Can you fight?

Ariella: Yeah, I got some moves.

Nikolai, laughing: Next joke please.

Ariella: How about a practical example instead. *Punches Niko in the face*

Jeremy, pulling her away: Alright, Mayweather, how about you focus that energy on that woman talking with him instead.

Nikolai, holding his nose: We speak of this never.

Ariella, running and judo flipping a lady talking to Remi: Stay away from my man.

Remi, shocked: ARIELLA!

Ari, smiling: Yeah?

Remi: That's an ELDERLY WOMAN.

Ari: And?

[Bonus Scene]

Remi, pulling Bran aside: Hey, can I ask you something?

Brandon: Yeah, what's up?

Remi: How did you know you were gay?

Brandon: Uh-

Remi: Like did you ever have random dreams about mafia guys going all Edward Cullen on you while you're sleeping?

Brandon: No- are you okay?

Remi: Yeah fine, I think I need a new dealer though.

Jeremy: Lesson two, Sneaking.

Jeremy: He's bedrooms kinda high, I'll boost you up.

Ariella, holding up a key: Or we could use the back door like normal stalkers.

Jeremy: You came prepared. I'm impressed.

[Remi's bedroom]

Ariella, making heart eyes: Doesn't he look so peaceful sleeping.

Jeremy, feeling awkward: He sleeps like a princess, also you have to be quiet so he-

Remi: *waking up*

Jeremy: doesn't wake up, hide quick *looks at Ari but she's already gone*

Remi: Jeremy?

Jeremy: 👁️👄👁️

Remi: What are you doing, bro?

Jeremy, soothingly: This is a dream, you're dreaming, go back to sleep Remi.

Remi, going back to sleep: I really need to lay off the weed.

Jeremy, stretching: Lesson one, following. How good are you at Cardio?

Ariella: The only cardio I do is when I'm running through his mind all day.

Jeremy: None, noted.

[Following Remi]

Jeremy: We have to walk at a distance so that it's not so obvious and be really stealthy so when they-

Remi: *starts turning around*

Jeremy: -Do that we can hide.

Ariella: Hide where? *looks at Jeremy but he's already gone*

Remi: Ariella, what are you doing here?

Ariella, smirking: Just taking a romantic morning stroll with my love, aka YOU.

Remi: *runs away*

Iris: Do you want to explain the text you sent to me last night?

Declan: It was autocorrect.

Iris, raising an eyebrow: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot, please step on me"

Declan: Yes.

Cal: You're cute when you're angry.

Alana: *glares at him*

Cal: But not when you're angry with me.

Penny: Ooooh, Gabe, Do you have a crush on Wren?

Gabe: No, why?

Rory: You carved out "G+W" on your helmet.

Gabe, scoffing: It stands for Grim+Wrath.

Rafe, lauging: Whatever you say big boy.

Gabe: *Death glares*

Rory: So, Penny, When did you get your drivers license?

Penny: My what?

Angelo, in the backseat: I need to get out of this car.

Rafe, to Angelo: Don't be a chickenshit.

Wren: How was the honeymoon?

Penny: Rafe got extremely drunk and set out marriage certificate on fire.

Wren, laughing: What? Why?

Penny: He said "Goodluck trying to return me without the receipt"

[Being ambushed]

Rafe: We're gonna die.

Rory: Think positive!!!

Penny: We're gonna die quickly!

Angelo: I-

Ava: I slept with Eli.

Cecily, surprised: Come again?

Ava: That's what she said.

Zephyr: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Alpha: It's for Bear, Bandit and Baron.

Zephyr: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Alpha: Because they don't know how?

Zephyr: It's called cauliflower not ghost broccoli.

Alpha: I know what I saw.

Dante: Do you trust me?

Morana: With my life.

[Later]

Morana: I can't find the remote, are you sitting on it?

Dante: What? No.

Morana:

Morana: Stand up.

Tristan: I have high standards.

Morana: *Shows up disguised at a party and tries to murder him*

Tristan: She's meeting all of my standards.