Creighton: I put the pro in procrastinate.
Eli: I put the cute in execute.
Killian: I put the hot in psychotic.
Nikolai: I put the D in Brandon.
Brandon:
Brandon: I- No one was supposed to know.
Landon: *snorts* Oh, we all knew, you both weren't exactly discreet.
Landon: I like my women like I like my weapons. Sharp and ready to murder.
Mia, glaring: I am going to stab you-
Landon: I am unbelievably turned on right now.
Brandon: You give me butterflies, Niko.
Nikolai: I don't remember giving anything to you.
Brandon: I mean, I have butterflies in my stomach.
Nikolai, taking a step back: ..... You ate them?
[In the group chat]
Eli: Guys, if you post your password in the group chat, it'll block out.
Eli: ********
Eli: See?
Landon: **********
Landon: That's so cool.
Remi: mylordship4ever69
Remi:
Remi: *has left the groupchat*
Mia: I wanna do bad things to you.
Landon: Oh really? Like what? ;)
Mia: Break your fucking neck.
Landon: Go big or go home.
Brandon, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Landon. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
Landon: I'm going big.
Brandon: What are you doing?
Nikolai: *hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you.
Brandon: You're gonna fall.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: Shut up and kiss me I'm getting lightheaded.
Nikolai: Do you want to go upstairs?
Brandon: Sure!
Nikolai: Do you have protection?
Brandon: *visibly scared* W-why? Who's up there?
Gareth: So have you tried flirting with Brandon?
Nikolai: Sure, I gave him the 'look'.
Gareth: Show me.
Nikolai: *bites lip seductively*
Gareth: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?
Jeremy: Niko, I want you to kill this person but make it look like an accident.
Nikolai: Got it.
[later]
Detective: Looks like the killer stabbed him to death with a sword and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
Nikolai: Ow, son of a bit-
Killian: You dislocated your shoulder. Want me to pop it back in?
Nikolai: *grimacing* Yeah..... okay.
Killian: Alright on 3.......0, 1 *pops shoulder back in*
Nikolai: MOTHERFU- Who the hell starts at 0?!?!
'can I copy the homework'
Gareth: I'll help you with it.
Mia: Yeah, sure.
Jeremy: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Maya: lol, nope.
Nikolai: Wait, we had homework?!
Killian: *Read 5:55pm*
Nikolai: *gently grabs Bran's hand while they're walking together and interlinks their fingers together*
Brandon: *whispering* Don't hold my hand in public, people will think we're dating.
Nikolai: *raises there hands intertwined together and screams* THIS IS MY LOVER!!
Brandon: *blushes* Uhm.
Nikolai: I forget, but I do NOT forgive.
Nikolai: I walk around hating bitches and I can't remember why.
Gareth: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say a cheesy pick up line.
Nikolai: Okay.
[Nikolai walking over to Brandon]
Nikolai: I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts.
Brandon: ???
Nikolai: Fucking me over in the middle of the night.
Gareth: *face palms*
Jeremy, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill it with hello kitty figurines?
Nikolai, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.
Landon: Do you think it's possible to boil someone's feet off without killing them?
Brandon: What kind of fucking question is that?
Landon: *offended* This is why I don't talk to you.
Eli: I think they would die from shock alone.
Landon: *thinking* So in theory no.
