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Landon: Okay, so I didn't know what kind of chocolates you like, so I got you all of them.

Mia: Landon, that's like 300 boxes.

Landon: You look suspicious, want to tell me what you did?

Brandon: *avoiding eye contact*

Landon: Want to tell me who you did?

Brandon: *blushing and avoiding eye contact*

Landon: Was it that brute, Nikolai?

Brandon: Look at the time, I gotta go.

Landon: Wait, get back here you little shi-

Brandon, walking past a grumpy Niko: Nikolai, you alright?

Nikolai: Yeah, just thinking about you and our boyfriend problems.

Brandon: But we're not dating?

Nikolai: That's the problem, dammit Brandon!

Brandon: I'm so glad we're friends.

Nikolai, mid-thrust: What

Nikolai: *Sneaking into Brandon's room and aggressively spraying his perfume in everywhere*

Mia, walking in: What the hell are you doing?

Nikolai: Now everytime he comes near me, it'll smell like home.

Mia: Nikolai, you're my brother and I love you, but you're insane.

Mia: I think you're doing that wrong.

Landon: I think I don't love you anymore and that we should stop seeing each other.

Mia: W-what?

Landon: I thought we were listing impossible things?

Brandon: Welcome to mine and Nikolai's very first vlog in which we will be trying different hair products!

Nikolai: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Nikolai: Well right off the bat I can tell you, this one's not very good.

Brandon: Niko no-

Landon: *trying to sneak Mia out at 3am*

Brandon: Landon, why are you awake?????

Landon: ...... Why are you awake?

Brandon: *trying to sneak Nikolai out as well*

Brandon: Well..... Goodnight.

Killian: Any one else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Jeremy: Can't relate.

Nikolai: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Gareth, leaving: That's enough quality group time for me today.

Landon: Look at this beautiful rock.

Landon: Mia gave it to me.

Mia: I threw it at you.

Landon: She's very sweet.

[The Heathens as kids]

Jeremy: "Be friends with them" they said...

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Killian: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?

Maya: I panicked okay!

Nikolai: Someone get the fire foam thingy.

Gareth: The fire extinguisher?

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Jeremy: "It'll be fun" they said.

Jeremy: Has anyone seen Niko? I haven't seen him all day.

Killian: Nope.

Glyndon: No, but I bet I can find him.

Glyndon: DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO SEE BRANDON WITH ME.

Nikolai: I do.

Gareth, nearly falls over in a panic: When did you get here?

Nikolai: Just now, I was summoned.

[On a nature hike]

Jeremy: It's beautiful out here.

Killian: And quiet.

Gareth: Too quiet.

Jeremy: Did we lose someone?

[Cut to Nikolai trying to wrestle a bear]

Jeremy: You broke his nose?

Nikolai: He called my father a mass murderer.

Gareth: It's not an insult if it's true!

Eli: Go out and get a drink with me tonight.

Ava: Unfortunately, I'm booked for the evening.

Eli: What's so important that you can't be flexible with your schedule?

Ava: I have a big night of plans.....that consist solely of avoiding you.

Eli, smirking: Very funny, I'll pick you up at 8.

Ava, muttering: Can't take no for an answer, can he?

Eli, nearly out the door: I heard that.

Nikolai: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Brandon, struggling to breathe: W-what?

Nikolai: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things?

Brandon:

Brandon: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

Truth or dare at the elites mansion.

Round 1

Remi: Truth or Dare?

Annika: Dare.

Remi: I DARE you to kiss Creighton.

Annika, internally: Hell Yes!

Annika: *crooks her finger* Come here, Creighton.

Round 2

Ava: Truth or Dare?

Eli, smirking: Dare.

Ava: I dare you to wear the colour PINK for a week!

Eli: You traitorous woman. Why must you torture me?

Round 3

Brandon: Truth or Dare?

Landon: You know I'm not gonna choose truth, so obviously dare.

*Brandon and Glyndon whispering to each other*

Glyndon, giggling: Okay, we got it!

Brandon: The next time to talk to the Heathens we dare you to inhale helium and talk with a high pitched squeaky voice.

Landon: *glares* I hate you both!