Brandon: *Comes home drunk, undresses and stands in the bedroom*
Nikolai: Baby, are you.......coming to bed?
Brandon: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a boyfriend.
Brandon: *Lies on the floor and falls asleep*
Nikolai: .....
Nikolai: I'm sure you're lovely? BRANDON KING WAKE UP-
Killian, swearing Kayden: Motherfucker-
Kayden: *Laughing*
Killian:
Kayden: Oh- I thought you said brotherf-
Killian: Why would that be funny?
Kayden:
Killian, to Gareth: WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY?
Brandon: *Staring at Kyle*
Nikolai: Why are you staring at my dad?
Brandon: It's just nice to know that you'll age like fine wine.
Nikolai:
Kyle: *Winks at Brandon*
Nikolai: DAD NO-
[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: Why are you always so angry?
Damien: You father refuses to fight me.
Vaughn: Then make a plan to get him to! Or do you not have enough braincells to form one?
Damien, smirking: *Hits Vaughn upside the head*
Vaughn: Ow! Why?
Damien: You said come up with a plan.
Kirill: *walking angrily to Damien*
Damien, laughing: Finally.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: Nikolai, can you say Damien.
Nikolai:
Damien: Come on, say Da-mien.
Nikolai: Da-
Damien: No, say Damien.
Nikolai: Dada.
Damien: You're one little shit aren't you?
Nikolai: Shit.
Damien: Fuck don't say that!
Nikolai: Fuck!
Rai, entering the room: Hey, Niko. Having fun?
Nikolai: Fuck shit.
Rai: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?
Nikolai: Damien.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: What do you little shits want to do?
Jeremy: It's game night, and Anushkas turn to pick a game.
Annika: We're all going to sit in a circle and say nice things about each other.
Damien: That's not a game, you idiot.
Annika: Damien is already losing.
Jeremy: *Jumps on Damien and tries to headlock him* Don't call my sister an idiot, you orge.
[Damien babysitting]
[Playing Trivia]
Maya: How many states are there in America?
Nikolai: Nine.
Mia: No-
Damien: Dumbass, there's 8 because pluto isn't a thing anymore.
Mia:
Maya, side-eyeing Damien: I see they're hiring just anybody these days.
Ava: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.
Eli: Thank you, love.
Eli: *opens the gift*
Eli:
Eli: Ava, this is framed picture of you.
Ava, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr King.
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Eli: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*
[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: *Staring at Damien*
Damien: *Staring back*
Vaughn: My dad is the Pakhan.
Damien: Yup.
Vaughn: Dad says you're a bitter disappointment.
Damien:
Vaughn:
[Damien babysitting]
Jeremy: *Hits his head while playing basketball* Ow! My head!
Damien: Oh fuck! Are you okay?
Jeremy: No.
Damien: Alright! Alright! Don't panic.
Jeremy: I'm not panicking.
Damien, checking his head: Ah, you're gonna be fine. We just gotta stop the bleeding.
Jeremy, panicking: I'm bleeding?
Damien: Just, a little trickle. I'll grab my car keys and we'll head to the hospital.
Jeremy: A hospital? I don't wanna go to a hospital.
Damien: Did I say hospital? I meant Disneyland.
[Damien babysitting]
Nikolai: *Waking Damien up*
Damien: What are you doing here?
Nikolai: In my house? You're babysitting. Can you play outside with me?
Damien: Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding.
Nikolai: Why is your head exploding?
Damien: Well, I drank a little too much vodka last night.
Nikolai: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Damien:
Damien: Nobody likes a wise - ass, Nikolai.
Nikolai: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said 'ass'
Damien, exasperated: Tell you what, here's 100. That should cover me till lunch.
Silver: Your father was abducted last night.
Ariella: *About to sneak Remi in* Oh no.
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Kidnappers: What do you mean we have to turn around?
Cole: Somethings wrong. I can't explain it.
Cecily: *Carrying the groceries*
Yan: *Reaches out to help*
Cecily, thinking it's a hug: *Drops the groceries and gives Yan a hug* It's okay.
Yan: *Confused but hugs her back*
........................
Jeremy: *Watching through the cameras* What the fu-
Xander, yelling at the TV: DON'T GO INSIDE! RUN AWAY RUN AWAYYYY!
Jeremy, walks in: Who are you yelling at?
Xander: Ces, I'm watching your wedding video.
Jeremy:
Brandon: The Wi-Fi is down.
Jonathan: Be grateful that you have internet now, back then we had to do everything without all this new technology.
Nikolai: Yeah, but you had other cool things, like dinosaurs.
Jonathan:
Brandon: *Rubs his temple*
Damien: The kids challenged us to a water balloon fight.
Sasha: I'm in!!!
Rai: Me too.
Damien: Just waiting for the water to boil.
Sasha and Rai: NO-
Nikolai: Hmm.
Damien: Hmm?
Nikolai: Hmmm.
Damien: Hmm.
Nikolai and Damien: *Nodding at each other*
Brandon: Did they......understand each other?
Vaughn: They share the same braincell, of course they understood each other.
