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Killian, swearing Kayden: Motherfucker-

Kayden: *Laughing*

Killian:

Kayden: Oh- I thought you said brotherf-

Killian: Why would that be funny?

Kayden:

Killian, to Gareth: WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY?

[legacy of gods characters as kids]

[Gareth and Killian trying to prank Asher while he's sleeping]

Gareth: Go tie he's shoelaces together.

Killian: Why don't you go and tie he's shoelaces?

Gareth: What are you so afraid of?

Killian: I'm afraid I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'll be an only child.

Jeremy: Night, everyone.

Killian: Goodnight.

Gareth: Goodnight.

Kayden: Goodnight.

Jeremy:

Killian:

Gareth: I can explain.

Brandon, walking past a grumpy Niko: Nikolai, you alright?

Nikolai: Yeah, just thinking about you and our boyfriend problems.

Brandon: But we're not dating?

Nikolai: That's the problem, dammit Brandon!

Brandon: I'm so glad we're friends.

Nikolai, mid-thrust: What

Nikolai: *Sneaking into Brandon's room and aggressively spraying his perfume in everywhere*

Mia, walking in: What the hell are you doing?

Nikolai: Now everytime he comes near me, it'll smell like home.

Mia: Nikolai, you're my brother and I love you, but you're insane.

Killian Carson: *Licking off what's left on the knife*

Everyone in the room: What the fuck!

Killian, laughing: It's not like you've never done that before.

Josh Chen, the other surgeon operating: I speak for everyone when I say we've never done that.

Eli: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Remi: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!

Eli: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

Brandon: What are your strengths?

Nikolai: I fall inlove too quickly.

Brandon: Okay...and what are your weaknesses?

Nikolai: Your beautiful eyes and soft golden hair.

Brandon:

[During the Heathens initiation]

Niko, in his mask: Run if you want to live.

Brandon: *Runs*

Niko, confused: Not like towards me though.

Brandon:

Jeremy: What's wrong, Niko?

Nikolai: I got rejected by the one person I loved. I'll never find another one like him again.

Killian: Don't worry, Niko. You'll find plenty of other people to reject you.

Nikolai: Fuck you, Kill.

Killian: Pass.

Kidnapper: I have one of your group members.

Killian: Oh, really?

Gareth, screaming in the background: IT'S ME GARETH!

Killian: You have the wrong number.

[The Heathens as kids]

Nikolai: I told Jeremy that he's ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell directly if he's lying.

Killian: What? How?

Nikolai: I'll show you.

Nikolai: Jeremy, do you love us?

Jeremy, covering his ears: Nope.

Killian: Hey Glyndon, are you a painting?

Glyndon: No?

Killian: Because I'd like to nail you against the wall.

Nikolai: Oh thank fuck, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang her.

Landon: *trying to sneak Mia out at 3am*

Brandon: Landon, why are you awake?????

Landon: ...... Why are you awake?

Brandon: *trying to sneak Nikolai out as well*

Brandon: Well..... Goodnight.

Killian: *After one day of being separated from Glyndon*

Jeremy: Hey, Killian-

Killian, close to tears: Glyndon used to call me that.

Jeremy: Because it's your fucking name.

Killian: Any one else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Jeremy: Can't relate.

Nikolai: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Gareth, leaving: That's enough quality group time for me today.