[Damien babysitting]
Damien: What do you little shits want to do?
Jeremy: It's game night, and Anushkas turn to pick a game.
Annika: We're all going to sit in a circle and say nice things about each other.
Damien: That's not a game, you idiot.
Annika: Damien is already losing.
Jeremy: *Jumps on Damien and tries to headlock him* Don't call my sister an idiot, you orge.
Cecily: *Carrying the groceries*
Yan: *Reaches out to help*
Cecily, thinking it's a hug: *Drops the groceries and gives Yan a hug* It's okay.
Yan: *Confused but hugs her back*
........................
Jeremy: *Watching through the cameras* What the fu-
Xander, yelling at the TV: DON'T GO INSIDE! RUN AWAY RUN AWAYYYY!
Jeremy, walks in: Who are you yelling at?
Xander: Ces, I'm watching your wedding video.
Jeremy:
Adrian: Cecily? Are you okay?
Cecily, crying: He has a girlfriend.
Adrian: Jeremy did what? Where is he? I'm going to ki-
Cecily: No, no! Not Jer. I'm talking about the guy in the book I'm reading.
Adrian:
Adrian: Didn't we agree to stop falling inlove with fictional characters?
Cecily: I can't help it, Uncle Adrian.
[Adrian giving young Jeremy Advice]
Adrian: If you love someone, you have to let them go.
Adrian: If they come back, they're yours.
Jeremy: *Nodding*
Adrian: If they don't, then you stalk them.
Jeremy: *Taking notes*
Lia, spraying Adrian with a water bottle: BAD!
Jeremy: We're a team right? Ride or die?
Nikolai: Of course, I'd totally ride you.
Jeremy: What?
Nikolai: What?
Ilya, from the other side of the room: He said he'd totally ride you.
Jeremy: Lesson five, watching. Did you install the cameras?
Ariella: Yes.
[Watching Remi pull a door that says push]
Ariella: He's a little slow but he's got the spirit.
Jeremy: Uh-huh sure...
[A few hours later]
Cecily: What are you guys doing?
Ariella, excitedly: Watching Remi. Jer and I think he's the most adorable guy ever!!
Jeremy: The fuck? No I don't.
Ariella: Is that why you've been watching him for the last couple of hours even though I never asked you to stay?
Jeremy: I- No- Ugh *grabs Ces* Let's go home, Lisickha.
Jeremy: Lesson three, eliminating competition.
Ariella: What's the buffoon doing here?
Nikolai: You little shit-
Jeremy: He was bored, tagged along. Can you fight?
Ariella: Yeah, I got some moves.
Nikolai, laughing: Next joke please.
Ariella: How about a practical example instead. *Punches Niko in the face*
Jeremy, pulling her away: Alright, Mayweather, how about you focus that energy on that woman talking with him instead.
Nikolai, holding his nose: We speak of this never.
Ariella, running and judo flipping a lady talking to Remi: Stay away from my man.
Remi, shocked: ARIELLA!
Ari, smiling: Yeah?
Remi: That's an ELDERLY WOMAN.
Ari: And?
Jeremy, stretching: Lesson one, following. How good are you at Cardio?
Ariella: The only cardio I do is when I'm running through his mind all day.
Jeremy: None, noted.
[Following Remi]
Jeremy: We have to walk at a distance so that it's not so obvious and be really stealthy so when they-
Remi: *starts turning around*
Jeremy: -Do that we can hide.
Ariella: Hide where? *looks at Jeremy but he's already gone*
Remi: Ariella, what are you doing here?
Ariella, smirking: Just taking a romantic morning stroll with my love, aka YOU.
Remi: *runs away*
Brandon, walking past a grumpy Niko: Nikolai, you alright?
Nikolai: Yeah, just thinking about you and our boyfriend problems.
Brandon: But we're not dating?
Nikolai: That's the problem, dammit Brandon!
Brandon: I'm so glad we're friends.
Nikolai, mid-thrust: What
Nikolai: *Sneaking into Brandon's room and aggressively spraying his perfume in everywhere*
Mia, walking in: What the hell are you doing?
Nikolai: Now everytime he comes near me, it'll smell like home.
Mia: Nikolai, you're my brother and I love you, but you're insane.
Eli: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Remi: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!
Eli: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Brandon: What are your strengths?
Nikolai: I fall inlove too quickly.
Brandon: Okay...and what are your weaknesses?
Nikolai: Your beautiful eyes and soft golden hair.
Brandon:
[During the Heathens initiation]
Niko, in his mask: Run if you want to live.
Brandon: *Runs*
Niko, confused: Not like towards me though.
Brandon:
[Annika walking into the Heathens mansion]
Annika: Hey Guys, boy are you in for a treat, I made my famous lasagna for dinner tonight. How does that sound?
Nikolai, leaving the room: Sounds like I'm glad I'm working through dinner.
Jeremy: *getting up to leave*
Annika: Jere, you're not staying for dinner?
Jeremy: I'm sorry, Anoshka. We just have a deadline to make, we don't have the time.
Annika: Okay, then I'll bring you up a slice of my lasagna!
Jeremy: I said we were sorry, there's no need to threaten anybody.
Annika: I figured out why you're so grumpy dad, you have updog!
Adrian: What's updog?
Annika, yelling: Jeremy get in here. I told you I could do it.
Yan, coming out of his hiding place: And I got it on camera too.
