Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.
Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.
Xaden: You are both pathetic.
Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?
Xaden: Violet.
Elsa: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING SO MUCH?
Aiden: Oh, I was playing with a knife and it went wrong, no big deal.
. . .
Elsa: *has a papercut*
Aiden: That's it. I'm calling an ambulance.